CANUCKS OFFICIALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH
IT IS HAPPENING.... AGAIN....
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CANUCKS OFFICIALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH
Adrian Long
Jaxson Taylor
Again? They can't keep getting away with this
Isaiah Murphy
wew
Bentley Howard
Shame to greatest province.
Benjamin Hill
Alberta?
Ryan Peterson
All that effort to steal maple syrup that isn't even as good as Vermont's
Samuel Powell
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William Parker
delet this
Zachary Long
BTFO
Brandon Lopez
Vermont syrup tastes like ass compared to ours
Ethan Gray
DELETE
Nolan Flores
>this damage control
Leo Perez
MUH GDP
Camden Wright
Stop you're gonna make Canada cry tears of inferior syrup
Wyatt Torres
I blame the French
Brody Ortiz
Well shit. not as bad as last time though. Last time a multi million dollar theft directly from the Strategic Syrup reserve.
Aiden Jackson
>the Great Maple Syrup heist of 2011-2012
Jaxson Jenkins
What they do with all that syrup?
Caleb Baker
Aunt Jemima's is not syrup
John Russell
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Dylan Taylor
Smear it on their dicks
Carter Diaz
Canadian Black market
They cut it with Aunt Jemima (or god forbid, Walmart brand table syrup) and resell it to unscrupulous pancake houses.
Henry Ward
That's like saying Chinese tap water is better than Canadian tap water.
Last time I had a rum and maple, the barkeep used Vermont maple syrup and it tasted like shit. Ruined my goddamn drink.
Cameron Turner
>Last time I had a rum and maple
STOP GIVING OUT OUR SECRETS
Nolan Garcia
Jack Ramirez
JESSE
WE HAVE TO BAKE
Brody Thomas
>The Canadian subtitle option
You bastards
Owen Howard
>a rum and maple
Brandon Watson
>rum and maple
is this an actual drink wtf
ew
(also vermont/maine syrup > canadian moose cum)
Gavin Cook
Justin Trudeau 2bh
Landon Brown
>rum and maple
Non-Canadians will literally fall for this shit.
Nolan Murphy
Vermont syrup is the lite beer of syrups
Canadian is entry level whiskey like Jack Daniel's
Hudson Edwards
are canadians ok?
Thomas Gutierrez
sounds like it could be ok to me tbph. A couple of shots of rum, a teaspoon or 2 of maple syrup, maybe some frangelico and some milk.
Sounds good. Wouldn't want to drink too many though.
Robert Perry
No, they ded.
Jayden Morales
This. I actually want to try making some maple syrup-based cocktails.
Evan Wilson
this t.bh
Levi Ward
I bought a massive bottle of maple flavoured whiskey 2 years ago and it turned out to be disgusting. The bottle is still full and collecting dust in my cabinet.
Andrew Nelson
>That's like saying Chinese tap water is better than Canadian tap water.
aren't these literally the same thing
Aiden Barnes
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Dominic Cook
i wish i lived in a place where syrup theft was our greatest threat to society
Christopher White
>$18 million worth of maple syrup
Levi Wilson
>strategic syrup reserve
its fucking real, and now im reading about a quebec syrup cartel that bullies and harasses people to sell exclusively to them at a cheap price.
Jonathan Jones
Benjamin Roberts
What the fuck is maple syrup even good for except pancakes?
Daniel Ross
breakfast meats, sweets and waffles
Daniel Cruz
Looks like theyre in a sticky siutation
Juan Smith
Wow, that's a really sticky situation.
Brody Lopez
Can't be real. Wtf
Colton Williams
Yes Canada. It was me who took your precious lifeblood and if you want it back, you have to give into my demands.
Camden Green
>rum and maple
Wow Canada, be gayer.
James Green
Oh Jesus. This thread. This fucking thread. Sweet Jesus, I can't stop laughing. Canada.
Can't make this shit up.
Charles Martin
Nice try, but the milk's out of the bag.
My favorite maple cocktail is a lemon drop, substituting maple for the simple syrup.