But user, what’s a computer?

But user, what’s a computer?
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I would bang that chic
Shitpad tho

>le 54% white company

a glorified calculator

Wow Apple is really harnessing the asexual genderqueer market
Such industry leader
Very corporate vision

I have one and this still triggers me.

Fuckin pedantic shits.

Reminder to report all commercial spam and astroturfing.

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>kids doing kids things
Precisely what Apple products are for. Why would it be surprising that she wouldn't know what a computer is?

>apple admits iToddlers are brainlet technology illiterates

Because when I was a kid everyone knew what a computer was?...

gold

>gets robbed by a nigger

iTODDLERS BTFO

Exactly what I was thinking. Nigger infested NYC holy shit flaunting an iPad and your bike like that what is Apple trying to teach the children.

> lay on ground
> ant decides to jihad itself and crawls inside and onto the motherboard
> laptop dead

No Bluetooth mouse support without jail btreaking it so it's useless. Have you tried selecting text with a touch screen? It's shit

>imagining this commercial in 70s new york

She is a nigger tho

>dumb millennials say dumb stuff
wow

How will iToddlers ever recover?

Really you faggot?

>"""""""""""""""""""laptop"""""""""""""""""""

This thread was created 5 hours earlier than the other one, shit for brains. Go drink some bleach.

just another proof of what apple wants the least: users realizing they have a general-purpose computer in their hands

>ipad pro
>pro
>supposed to be used by professionals
>make an advert where some 10yo gender neutral 56 percenter uses it to read comics
Truly worth 1000 bucks

iPad pro is the pinnacle of technology, the only reason not to own one is if you are too poor.

it's a boy too.

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Every apple video since they made a yt is like that

I saw this advertisement on SNL and it made me mad so I mocked it "hurr whats a computah"

I wonder why??? Hmmm......

Yes, tell me why

>because apple is le capitalism evil xD

Honestly, it is an amazing notepad with the Apple Pencil, but for anything besides that, it is mediocre at best.
The only reason I bought mine.

>post-PC world may be closer than you think.
And I for one welcome that change.

What the world needs to fully become post-PC is an iPad or similar device powerful enough to handle videogames so the remaining bit of cancer in the desktop computing world (videogamers) go away.

And desktop computers will finally assume their designated place in the world as workstations.
Dog bless apple for trying to make it a reality.

This. Fuck gaming desktops so much.
One day Apple will rip off Nvidia with their streaming service, and the normies can finally play Doom or Overwatch on their mobile electronics.
I want Nvidia and AMD to back to their roots where they weren't forced to jump on the gaming meme with RGB and other shit.

this not sure of age
no pedo
Something about little nerdy looking girls turns me on

underrated post

I really really wanna pronebone her while she's on her computer.

The processor inside there is already faster than most i7s. No other GPU on the planet can even match it. Apple has left everyone else so far behind.

underrated post

oy vey, DELET IT

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Admittedly my iPad Pro has been pretty useful with the Pencil and the whole "Continuity" thing with my MacBook and iPhone.

lol apple

This is a beautiful ad and that iPad would be perfect for someone with those needs.

People will buy the simplest, lightest device that can do everything they need it to do. If they need to do production video editing and play AAA games, they'll probably buy a desktop instead. Desktops haven't been the default option in a long time, and they're probably never going away completely. You can all relax. Your pasttime is not threatened by these devices.

christ, why did take so long for someone to make a civilized answer?
The newer IPad's are fine machines for the everyday students, in which you will get by well. I will buy one for taking notes, and that's about it. For intensive tasks just get a desktop.

>Desktops haven't been the default option in a long time
aren't tablet sales in decline?

Not anymore.
IOS 11 fixed that completely, by giving the user an almost PC-like interface. Basically, Apple gives them what Steve was too autistic to give his fanbase. A machine that can truly replace a laptop for generic use.

>The report stated that “growing demand for smartphones combined with the lengthening replacement cycle of tablets and [the] strengthening position of traditional PCs left the tablet market in an awkward middle ground that it has not been able to escape.”

>That tablet market’s overall growth in Q3 2017 dipped 5.4% year-over-year, marking the twelfth consecutive quarter of annual decline.

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So everyone who uses Apple is a mouthbreathing retard who doesn't what a computer is? Got it.

>Believing a literal who website

That chick is ugly

>watcha doin on your computer
>whats a computer
What a rude little shit.

dumb commercial but tbqh iOS11 is G.O.A.T. update for the iPad. seriously. the task switcher and dock and drag and drop is fucking fantastic. plus it's still got old school gestures for task switching, recent updates like picture in picture, split screen, pop out side bar windows. If all you do is browse, download/read shit, email etc then an iPad can literally be all you need for a computer

>aren't tablet sales in decline?

only due to market saturation. the fact is people aren't buying desktop computers anymore. period. they are buying phones and ipads (note i didn't say tablets, kek). it's a fucking joke when you go to kijiji or craigslist and see shit like a atx desktop with 4690k, 2tb hdd, 8gb of ram and middling graphics card listed for $300 and no one buys it for weeks because no one is interested in desktops anymore.

...

This. When I browse for second hand devices most people sell their gear since a tablet fits their needs.

Does this mean niggers are smarter than applefags?

>company built on enthusiast designing and creating an entirely new computer himself
>stoops to "what's a computer?" like technical ignorance is a virtue

>XDA
>literal who

excuse me.
literal what pajeet website then

That's a boy

When will Sup Forums acknowledge (((they))) are waging a war on general purpose computing?

Is it me or does it feel like Android has largely dropped the ball on tablets? I haven't really seen any major Android tablet announcements recently.

Apple needs more competition in the tablet sector.

computers are for apps

>he can't even tell gender anymore

Don't know about apple, but it's a fucking pain in the ass to find a good app to add two different images as a single image, with layers and shit. On my pc I can boot ms paint and be done in 1 minute.

that's more of a issue with manufacturers, not android. they would rather invest in phones than in tablets and it's paying off for them.

Soyboys - The Commercial

I like the part where they didn't show it having to charge every 3 hours.

What kind of fake society does this ad take place in? Literally no parent would let their child just run around town like that in modern times. That's not even beginning to consider the fact that Apple are just glorifying the stupid with this ad. At least previous ads included a message to use technology to create neat things. This is just advertising use technology to dick around and not be knowledgeable of what even is going on. Do children even have an urge to figure out how things work anymore?...

stop confusing ipads for cheap android tablets or wintrash rt tablets. ipads have been able to do continuous video playblack+wifi for 10+ hours. with standby time lasting in months.

t. Ranjev from AIDF

I love the hint of feminism of the ad. Practically she don't anything useful on her ipad, so i'm not convinced. Taking notes can be done on cheaper shit too.

No but applefags are niggers

>she

Yes, she is a girl.

>but user, gender is a spectrum, how am I supposed to know someone's gender from looking at them?

Wonder where this was shot at. Seems like a comfy place

...

I find it funny that Apple locks their youtube comments while Samsung doesn't.

WHAT IS THIS
REEEEEEE

Kek

You probably used inspec element to get your "epic troll reactions"

The iPad does not come with a calculator app.

ayylmao

does she needs to look fucking asexual to be able to sell?

>implying it hasn't always happened
>implying 1/10000th of the people who use a computer could tell you where transistors were invented

then what's the point

>$1000 device just for taking notes
kys

Look man, if blacks want to be in comp sci., cool.

I have no problem with that. But tell them to get off their asses and do it. Wasn't too long ago that some punks in Compton said they couldn't escape the violence because.. "they just couldn't."


I like the commercial, profusely. Because I don't want to sit staring at a wall. God honest I want my sandboxed apps to be a natural extension of healthy living.
It feels non-threatening that way.


It's not like Windows where I have fucking Sodacrush downloading to my start menu. I love Windows for corporate business, but god damn, it is literally unusable even if I use pro instead of home.


Anyone got any real input on this?

sorry you grew up in the ghetto, not all places are dangerous during broad daylight

here's the thing, I would love to replace my mum's laptop with a ipad but, it doesn't natively support mice. If apple pulled their heads out of there own asses and allowed the use of wireless mice, I would be over the moon. How many people here would like to replace their parents laptop/computer with a ipad? (And yes I know that Android supports mice but when it comes to my parents, I wanted something simple - that and they know apple)

>Mfw 5 hours ago was 10 years ago
wtf I hate time now!?

>Murica
>Being weak where you'll get shot
>Have a nigger attraction device
>Get robbed because you have something expensive in AMURICA

>Do children even have an urge to figure out how things work anymore?

they WOULD if they weren't force-fed with retarded shit like this non-stop