>Wake up
>You're Peruvian
What do?
Wake up
Seba mé Yar dola enqugomi ta vo tanala kuva l blina bacok ro, rë cabelyú ér aliap olik.
emigrate to Chile
Shitpost
Praise Hitler.
>make sure I can't speak English
>play Dota
>dodge terrorist kidnappers on my scooter while chewing coca leaves
>rush home to feed my household guinea pigs
>me esposa and I roast the fattest guinea pig in some unpronounceable rainforest spices
>drink wine and eat guinea pig parts while we talk into the night about how we wuz Incans and shit
Promote the expansion of the Aryan race
Eat a guinea pig.
Smoke with my compadre and go out for some tacos/burritos
Plant potatoes
>emigrate to argentina
>become a welfare leech
>???
>profit
Use my atonishing good looks to marry a wealthy Scandinavian top model whi will support me and allow me free rein to travel all over Europe spreading my pure Aryan seed, what else?
Brush my nice hair *wink*
>visit my mummified ancestors
>wear a poncho colorful enough to blind white people
>communicate with distant friends by knotted ropes
>play my pan flute at an altitude where no life should exist
Start up aPeruvianpan flute band.
Masturbate furiosly to Laura.
I had Peruvian food once. It was literally french fries covered with meat and a sweet sauce. Is that typical?
this
It is. It's called salchipapa. Just french fries and usually sausages on top.
Their only decent food is ceviche, and even then other versions like the ones in Mexico are better.
kek
Form a party around reinstating the incan empire
Ceviche for breakfast, mi negrito!
To seek the nearest coca three.
THE PERUVIAN: DURING
CHILDHOOD ... he IS FORCED TO MILKING
GOALS..COWS ... CLEAN STABLES
`` `` PLANT` PERUVIAN POTATO. CEBOLLAS`` AND DOES AGRICULTURE WORKS
!! .. El Peruano NO BATHING, not study,
NOT GOING TO SCHOOL, THE SCHOOL WILL NOT BE THE UNIVERSITY IS AN AWKWARD IGNORATE,
CLOSED, ROUGH, STUPID, SOEZ, DISGUSTING
HOW TO RECOGNIZE A PERUVIAN it IS THE EASIEST THING HERE QUOTE its main features:
0- ARE UGLY, HORRIBLE, abject insignificant ... SMELLY
1- ARE BROWN, SHIT COLOR, PULLING FOR coppery, SEEM CAIRNS
2- ARE DWARFS, 1m50 A 1m60, SEEM ELVES ANDINOS
3- LEGS ARE SHORT OR PATA CHUECA, TRUE NATURE Spawn
4- DO NOT HAVE ass, neither men nor women
5- DO NOT HAVE NECK, they SEEM WORMS WITH MUD
6- HAVE THE TREMENDOUS NOSE OF CONDOR, OR TUCAN
7- ARE DRIED, AND THE SPANISH THE SO CALLED
8- slanted ARE AND HAVE LIDS
9- HAVE cheekbone OUTGOING
10- have round puffy face, FACE THESE GUANACO
Lead a conquest to purge all Non-Peruvian shitskins from South America. Only the Aryan PeruANO race must exist.