Which of these is America's greatest ally?

Which of these is America's greatest ally?

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Canada and then UK because of they are part of family.

Canada

UK is America's bitchboi to be abused and France is like the cool kid America desperately tries to impress but also hates because they ignore them.

Israel

shut the fuck up retard

i hate the UK but they're without a doubt our greatest ally because they actually have some capability to defend themselves

France, followed by canada, then dumb limeys in last

I dont see an israeli flag


goyim

none of the above

There are no allies, only intrests
*Teleports behind you*
Heh... too slow kid!
*tips fedora and walks away*

Canada, France, then UK

greatest pet more like.
Americans act hard but you will never have the same connection with any European as you do with Canadians.
even Mexico is closer culturally.

>even Mexico is closer culturally.
delete this please

>Americans act hard but you will never have the same connection with any European as you do with Canadians.

what do the first three words of this sentence have to do with the rest of it

what the fuck do you mean "connections", the UK is the first to join any military coalition with us, in a meaningful way at least, you useless idiots do nothing

>military is everything
they do that because they are pathetic and whipped since the US demolished their empire.

1.France
2.Britain
3.Canada
Not that I hate Canada I just don't really see them as a valuable "ally" per se

There military is top notch but very small. Maybe I'm wrong but I just can't really think of a time when Canada saved our asses or something. If anything they were antagonists for a while. Same with Britain to some extent.

1. Japan
2. Israel
3. France

>which of these

Japan and Israel are meme allies tbqh

if they're pathetic and whipped then what the fuck are you for still being a part of it

Rules are for queers

>Only country to follow US into every modern war
>Let US test nukes and spy on Asia in the dessert
>Not even considered for best ally

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Best cuck tbqh

you even let them fuck your wives

I feel like French people hate us and we also don't speak the same language. Americans joke about French snootiness and surrender memes but it's all in good fun, nobody actually hates the French and we think of you as being sophisticated. However I feel uneasy around French people people because in my expirience some of them are genuinely anti-American and dislike individual Americans and stereotype us as bloodthirsty cowboys who shoot 6 black people a day because they disagree with our government's actions. They'll just go on you for no reason, like it's my fault Bush invaded Iraq.

OFFICIAL BEST BUDS POWER RANKINGS

1. Canada
2. Britain
3. Australia
4. Israel
5. France
6. Japan
7. South Korea
8. Poland and the Baltic nations
9. Saudi Arabia (for the Satanic Reptillians in our government and in Big Oil, anyway)

9001. China
9002. Russia
9003. Cuba
9004. Iran
9000000001. North Korea
900000000000000001. ISIS

>New Mexico
Explain, by the way France doesn't give a shit about you except for Louisiana.

>Canada calling Australia a cuck

new mexico doesn't even have as many people as fucking houston lol

>only picking countries you've been at war with
Top cuck.

you are, dying for America's advanced memefare.

at worst Canada is a disobedient collection of states.

>the US has been to war with France
Quasi-wars don't count senpai

Sorry mate. You guys get glossed over a lot in history classes and on the news. I think ANZAC stuff was literally a paragraph in my high school history class when we covered WWI.

Canada is a vassal state of American ruled over a living meme

Suprised it was covered at all tbqh

France Helped in Vietnam, or at least tried.
So did Canada to a small degree.
Britian didn't.
We have never been to war with France, not counting colonies, which would count Canada under the same basis.
France was the biggest contributor to our war for independence
France Canada UK.

>Canada is a vassal state of American
then so are you lot, even more so.

It's even worse for us.

>fought a global war against the British over American independence
>supplied the majority of the arms in their independence war
>fought Japan in WW2 over Pearl Harbor
>gave the usa the Roosevelts, New York and doughnuts
>inspired tbe French and American revolution and their government form and deceleration resemble ours
>never fought on opposing sides and stilla good ally to this day
>third investor in the usa

>USA cant even be bothered to liberate the Netherlands after France and Belgium were already liberated in WW2
>adopt a The Hague invasion act
That's why we celebrate our liberation by Canada.

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The USA also eventually sided with Indonesia in our colonial war against Indonesia. Truly the worst allies around.

Damn, good guy Netherlands.

We like you. You're just small in the grand scheme of things, so a bit more forgettable than France or the UK.

>The USA also eventually sided with Indonesia in our colonial war against Indonesia.
Well, what did you expect from a Former Colony?
The only different one is Vietnam and thats just because Ho Chi Min played China and USSR into giving them tons of arms to fight for their independence by forcing them to make appearances of Unity in communist countries.

Based France

We're only small in land mass.

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On int:
1) France
9999) Everyone else

In real life:
1) Canada
power gap
5) Britain
6) France

30 or 40 years ago this would have been true, but only memers and edgy young people with no history knowledge bear this mindset now
in reality, we're best war allies and best jazz allies as well

As the fedora brit said, its all about interests.
France help during the revolution was mainly motivated by a huge desire to fuck the English our of a few colonies.
But during this war French generals genuinely bonded with american leader and then followed many decades of intellectual exchanges. Philosophers and thinkers like De Tocqueville got very interested in the american system and put it as a model which later fueled France's own revolution.
They have been relatively close allies since then, but, more wary of cultural and economical imperialism than the Brita after wwII. French are jealous and defensive of their culture that they see as a fortress of refinement assaulted by vulgarity all around. They are also very sensitive about their independence and tried hard to be a third option during the cold war (principally to sell weapons to third world countries) even if in the end they were true allies of the west and would have come with rage and fury to defend any other NATO member. (Fun fact they left NATO for many uears and only fully returned under Sarkozy.
They also dared to stand against Bush when he fabricated evidence to invade Irak. Saddam was no democrat but time gave reason to the frogs when you see the mess that irak and Syria is today

Brits are a useful pet and have loyally done everything to prevent the EU to become a political and global power. They also blindly follow the US everywhere as they depend on them a lot militarily (Libya/was a good example).
Canada is pretty much an american province.

So I suppose that the plums would be the more useful ally as they don't ask question and help you blindly.
French have great capabilities but need to be convinced even though if they would defend you fiercely if under attack.
Canada will do everything you want but has a small military.

Israel is very powerful but centered on defense and won't be able.to project anywhere. Good for regional.interventions but useless anywhere else. Same.for Japan

Also best literature other than russian lit allies

The USA likes us for our diplomatic power because we have strong ties with everyone. And that's because we have economic ties with everyone.

we dont like u xx

>putting Japan above South Korea
what

wtf I love Netherlands now

Japan has a largest military and regional.pretensions.
SK is only preoccupied by its northern neighbour .
For example of things were to heat up in south China sea Japan would help the US and an Asian coalition against China while SK would be too paralyzed by the idea of an invasion by Best Korea sponsored by a China to do anything.

Objectively us. We work with and alongside the Americans more than anyone else

Any other opinion is a meme argument.

The funny thing is most of those girls in the picture are actually South Africans. That pic was taken during the world cup in South Africa. And they got arrested as they got paid by a Dutch beer brand to sit on the Danish side of the stadium.

I don't understand the Americans who love France for a moment like 1 or 2 years. France is a shithole, I don't understand what do you have, Obama said something positive on France lately.... Perhaps it's only on Sup Forums.

They are still dick riding you because of when you helped them win their little rebellion

Early America was majorly Frenchboo

France has always been our close ally. What's not to love about a friend who's been there for you and you've been there for for hundreds of years?

shut the fuck up, gauchiste

>Americas greatest ally is an Algerian socialist
Couldn't make this shit up senpai
The only reason they helped you in the revolution was because of us
They declared war on you 20 years later and have been fighting against american interests ever since

Can any frenchies in this thread recommend some nice french shows? I just watched A Very Secret Service on netflix and enjoyed it.

leafs are literally the definition of america prison ho, Mexico would annex you and turn you into a snowy beaner land

>being this jealous over the fact that USA and France achieved a level of broship your perfidy can't even make you understand

stay mad and lonely :^)

based and underrated post chicano poster

>I can't handle zee facts so i spout the mems
Do you really think I care frog nigger? The only Americans that like France are cucks pls keep them off our hand mate we've always liked the south more anyway.

at least we're liked by somebody :^)

>The EU should become a political and global power
>French have great capabilities but need to be convinced even though if they would defend you fiercely if under attack.
He unironically believes this

Don't forget that they've bombed a lot of our cities, because they thought it were German ones, uh, (Middelburg, Rotterdam, The Hague, Arnhem, Nijmegen, etc...)

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eh

>Implying slavs wont leave once you've ran out of money
Disgusting desu

you mean just like UK did ? oh, wait, true : not before 2019, because you're totally independant and proud and don't rely on EU trade deals to survive, just like those slavs you're talking about :^)

>What's the FTSE

something you can't eat and that will not make you self subsistant ?

have fun buying overtaxed food from the UE, friend :^)

>Money
>something you can't eat and that will not make you self subsistant ?
Typical frog.

The Netherlands is the second agricultural exporter in the world and France the third.

We could just starve the UK for shits and giggles. It's not like we need more money (actually, we do).

did their greediness make UK people's stomach tolerant to metal ?
I guess that's what happens when you can't even produce 60% of the food you eat :^)

>N-no we don't need the fifth largest economy in the world well be fine
We could blockade and nuke the shit out of your country just for shits and giggles you fucking weed
>He would rather be in the EU than pay a little bit more for food
Disgusting lad I'll never understand how France went from charlemagne to the likes of you.

You know we can nuke you back right.

>Netherlands
>Nuke
Stop la I like oranges anyway

you can have all the money you want, if nobody wants to sell you anything it becomes useless

it's like Normands didn't learn you anything :^)

>t.mehmet ozgurk

But they do because we have money.

jalous ?

>liking the south
Canadians > France > UK

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money nobody wants is useless, friend
pounds are basically monetaria monetas by now :^)

France isn't in five eyes
UK isn't in NORAD

Yes, yes well done eucuck however...

>m-muh numbers

yeah, cool
we got about 300 operational nuclear bombs while you only have about 225, so it mean we're stronger on every point than you are :^)

Don't forget that your country was also gave the United States one of its first loans.
youtube.com/watch?v=Qj1cgBI5rdI

As for WWII, Operation Market Garden was a complex and costly campaign. Isn't your country flat, crisscrossed by a complex network of rivers and dikes? In the grand scale, bypassing the Netherlands might have allowed Allied forces to advance much farther in 1944.

Did you just "muh" facts? lmao typical cuck
SAS+SBS+Royal marines+RAF+Royal Navy>French Foreign Legion+???

>le degenerate meme
back to pol with you nigel

active english troops : 153 470
active french troops : 365 835

hahaha, are you even trying

>365,835 not 208,916
Quality>Quantity

>Quality>Quantity

yeah, totally : look at how good it turned for quality german troops versus quantity rusian troops on the western front :^)

Russia had 7 million more troops than Germany not 50 thousand.

You're like the tagalong little brother who keeps on imitating us, but your quirks and size mean that we barely notice you.

>They also dared to stand against Bush when he fabricated evidence to invade Irak.
A true friend would have said "you're wrong, but we have your back"

Also, they were serious dicks during the 50s-70s. Wanted to be a third pole in a bipolar world, and about the only nation willing to play ball was Israel, which is why Israel has nukes.

But they aren't friends with America which is why they support the EU.

yet your argument is invalid, so ?

if a friend is going to wreck the whole house, it's pretty unfriendly to support him imo