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korean pop

no

This man will gladly film you having a shit

good edition

Keri Sable 2bh lads

polish my toenails

*spits*

do i have one more drink or not?

Hi

Fuck sake, just made one.

poetry about the general's resident pakistani edition 2bh

There once was a fat paki bender
He was a registered sex offender
He changed his address
And put on a dress
And prayed to Allah that he'd end 'er

Got to get my life together
I desperately don't want to turn out to be like poleboo.

>Hi

...

usain bolt or justin gatlin lads

can I save it?

really glad the aussies will be going to bed soon

hmmm

>ah yes, I've finally lost some weight
>let me ruin it by having a greasy paki burger meal

Inspired by the brilliance.

I won't be

Not Poleaboo, but that's retarded. You don't gain 50 lbs by having one meal in a day.

>6ft
>22
>Fit
>Good job
>On 34k
>Ambitious
>Family oriented
>Good-looking
>Well dressed
>/GF2016/ still an abject failure

Trying to figure out what it is I'm doing wrong lads

good

Had a (wet) dream about shagging this 10/10 I know lads
Trying to savour the memory

What kind of mong diets, finally loses a few pounds and then goes back to having takeaways?

trying too hard

maybe it's your voice

don't stress mate its all a joke in the end you'd get one and break up with her and it'd all be fucked again

don't even worry honestly

lifes fucked mate just accept it and move on

maybe it's because you're boring

Wonder what she's doing these days

Married with kids? Drives them to school and drops them off and the dads all recognise her

locals have gathered outside my house in protest of the planned demolition of my scrotum later this week

>really glad the aussies will be going to bed soon

There's literally nothing wrong with eating takeaways.
>edition.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/11/08/twinkie.diet.professor/

>Good-looking
>Well dressed

you are probably overstating these

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Put the kettle on lads, feel desperate for a brew this afternoon!

you forgot
>delusional

>Had a (wet) dream about shagging this 10/10 I know lads
>Trying to savour the memory

there's no way all of these things are true btw

be honest with yourself m8

nothing worst than an brown nosing aussie brit

Funny
pornwikileaks.com/wiki/Christianx

>>Good-looking
>>Well dressed

virus do not click

>just shat my pants

for fucks sake

Both of these desu I fit hardly any of that criteria and the bookies are slashing my /gf2016/ odds daily

on my way to steal yo bitch

t. Fatty

>time to wake up user!

saved haha

anyone else having pizza for breakfast?

...

>you will never shag an olympic medalist

why live

>Karen

ANYTHING

BETWEEN YOU AND ME

WAS NEVER MEANT

we need a different name for lefties who obviously aren't pakis and pakis who obviously aren't lefties.

rorke and rasheed is a false dichotomy

I've seriously fucked up lads. Basically this girl and I talked once at work and found out we have a lot in common, didn't talk for 4 weeks so I messaged her and added her on Facebook. She just got on FB 4 hours ago and accepted my friend request but hasn't seen/responded to my message. Tomorrow is monday, which means I'll see her. I'm too spergy to talk to her so if she doesn't respond I swear to god I will quit just so I don't have to deal with the weirdness.

>>just shat my pants

>for fucks sake

>ywn be do as to far the best find as to look more like do things for sole purpose of being the only one who does the best

why even live

I haven't actually been desperately trying to get a gf, I've yad a few week or two long flings and they seem to just end.

My voice is deep and I have a kinda posh accent

True

Tbh probably is this. Pretty much all of my time is spent on personal development

Obviously "well-dressed" is entirely subjective, but I wear a suit for work every day and half of them are bespoke. I also modelled for a year or so when I was younger. I'm not as good looking as I used to be though admittedly.

They are all true. I could get my teeth sorted out though.

Reckon I'm boring

ex is in a bad mood and she's taking it out on me
Fuck sake

>messaging people on facebook

use whatsapp m8

>we need a different name for lefties who obviously aren't pakis and pakis who obviously aren't lefties.

There once was a paki from Rochdale
Who had a plan that he thought could not fail
He lasered his face
And got a new place
But then realised he'd always be male

sensible person

post face, gains & a fit pic

tell her to fuck off

metal gear rising

anyone here got the helen skelton topless pics?
post them up on the Sup Forums please

can confirm catalan is not a separate language. it's just exra vowels on the end and 15% more Xs

>having contact with your ex

>I've yad a few week or two long flings and they seem to just end.
it's your insufferable personality then

already did
now she's saying I've got a small dick and she never meant anything she told me

do these even exist? would pay £0.05 for.

sick of this olympics

can confirm languages are not separate. it's just extra letters and vowels.

RUNNING OUT OF AIR

Poleaboo weighs 152.5 lbs

This weight loss is so rapid, it's unreal

Guess I could treat myself to another chicken burger meal?
I do have a driving lesson, need to be well fed to be focused on the road

Will go to Chunky Chicken instead of Arizonas

Why is it always non-Brits who attack me?

there was a young man named amer
he fancied himself to be a little bit queer
stressed and out of test, he was to be assessed
I'm sorry mate, but you'll be a three at best.

youtube.com/watch?v=ECUrx_HHN2E

It's a one-off reward

Even with the takeaway my daily calorie intake will still be in the region of 1000

how tall are you

can confirm borders do not exist. it's just artificial constructs and walls.

There's a video of here topless on pornhub I believe; watched it the other day. Not that impressive tb︃h; I'm not even sure it's her. I'll dig it out my history, 2 secs.

Pornhub Viewkey: 2046750040

I don't think what you're doing is healthy at all, in fact it's borderline insanity IMO

doing a wank
having a poo
doing a think
about you

5'8.5

Because you aren't a brit either so we keep it to the foreigners.

Definitely not posting any of those because I really don't want to be identified. But I'm 6'0 84Kg 10% bf. My dl 1RM is 230kg and bench 1RM 112.5

Yeah I've realised I'm probably boring. But desu with those girls it gets to a week or so and I lose interest because it comes to my attention that they're not worth my time. Then it's just about the sex so not surprised they disappear

Cat is always so polite, he says hello when he walks into a room.

wow, rude

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I don't want to be healthy, I want to be skinny

just a bit

thanks mate

why are these countries so shit

12 stone but I'm literally verging on underweight

aww cute here's my cat

when they say that they're expecting a reaction. don't react at all

Shit poll, can't take height into account

cara 2bh lads