What is the best sub-Saharan African country and why is it Namibia?

What is the best sub-Saharan African country and why is it Namibia?

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Namibia is just so perfect

I agree

This

It's Botswana
They are actually not nigger-poor
They actually try to work

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What about South Africa?

Fuck off shill

>shit race relations
>sky-high murder rate and chimpouts in every part of the country

Namibia is very nice

Botswana is also very nice

I personally enjoy Zambia, it's beautiful, full of wildlife and the people are very friendly.

You wot m8? Complete shithole, a sinking ship

Because it's the least populous?

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That border makes my brain bleed out my asshole.

The cucked Botswana out of a river

The Caprivi Strip is beautiful.

Friendly reminder that we made Namibia great again

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martti_Ahtisaari

>finns in africa

Rwanda

- was a literal hell on earth 20 years ago
- now it has free healthcare and education for its citizens
- most of its energy comes from Lake Kivu methane,so soon it is energy self-sufficient

t. Kagame shill
Rwanda still has a big refugee problem and it's a shit rainforest unlike /comfy/ Namibia.

Windhoek seems comfy.

We should take Namibia, remember it's our rightful clay. It would be full of Finns escaping winters kek.

>It would be full of Finns escaping winters kek
A real Finn would never escape the winter.

they regularly attack congo and are responsible for the death of hundreds of thousands congolese tho

Windhoek is really comfy. The coastal region as well.

Walvis Bay and Lüderitz both have god-tier temperature ranges.

Wtf is really happening itt? Are you roleplaying or real shills of shithole African countries?

I didn't know Finns could survive tenperatures above 5 C

Angola and Ivory Coast are comfy

>permanent sauna
>skin cancer

I rather have our winters

Genuine Namibiaboo here.

Angola is shit outside of Luanda and several other big cities (Namibe etc). Likewise Ivory Coast is shit outside of Abidjan.

Just because it's in Africa, doesn't mean it's a shithole.

Also this.

This, Turkey is more shithole than many African places desu

Namibia has better infrastructure than Poland

I'd rather take permanent sauna desu

I would have voted for Brooklyn.

I just like it's history and diversity

Heard that your country recently legalized pedophilia. Thoughts on this?

that's just germanboos shilling, botswana is the real developed south african country

The only thing to see in Botswana is shitty animals in swamps.

Namibia has the Namib Desert, the Etosha Pan and the Skeleton Coast.

>this flag
>this post

developed =/= better landscape
outside of hard statistics the rest is subjective

'Development' is a subjective term too.

The HDI only takes into account GDP per capita, life expectancy and years of education.

Which are valid and objective measures, dumb chink.

Nuke Chinkapore.

It's not all though.

>Nuke Chinkapore.
This.

>The East African Federation (Swahili: Shirikisho la Afrika Mashariki) is a proposed political union of the five sovereign states of the East African Community – Burundi, Kenya, Rwanda, Tanzania and Uganda – as a single federated sovereign state.[3] As of 2014, the five states have expressed support for the union, but negotiations continue concerning issues such as the extent of members' sovereignty and timing of implementation.[4]

that's not a bad idea at all

>we want the yugoslavia fiasco

imagine the european union filled with niggers with machetes. If this happens, someone please make a tv show out of this.
>inb4 the AU is the next superpower

they wuz german n shiet
Keep your filthy hands off, Pekka.

Eh I dont think so
the current borders are already messy as fuck with no care for ethic and linguisic groups so I don't see huge downside
if anything, this would allow them to redraw internal borders

they already have yearly genocides as is

Do you think this would suddenly stop if they would unite?

>Waarskuwing
>oortreders sal vervolg word

What the fuck is this?

>imagine the european union filled with niggers with machetes.
Pretty easy to imagine these days, senpai.

this
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Caprivi strip
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caprivi_Strip
Colonial sheanigans to give germany access to a river

>South Sudan was approved for membership of the EAC in March 2016. If it accedes, it would become the 6th member of the East African Federation.

I didn't mean it. But why shilling countries like Namibia, Botswana or Zambia?

It is like having a European thread and rooting for Latvia, Slovakia and Hungary.

Why is the southernmost part of Africa the only one with livable countries?

Tunisia is pretty nice too

No, those are three of the best, most peaceful non-corrupt countries in Africa that have their shit together

There's a reason they aren't ever in the news, it's because they're not clusterfucks

This kills the Federation.

This desu
Picture says:
>German colonialism
>English colonialism
>French colonialism
>Belgian colonialism
Nicer than Marocco?

Most temperate climates maybe? Most of the equatorial areas of the world seem to be utter shit compared to temperate areas, so maybe there's a correlation.

It would explain the same phenomenon in South America.

This pic always makes me laugh, if only for how goofy all the portrayals are, especially the German one.

>Britain
>Literally mine niggers for gold

>French
>fuck them

>Belgian
>EAT them

>German
>Collect crocodiles and teach Giraffes how to goosestep.

For my history book in school they cut out the Belgian one. Most people don't know about Belgian colonialism

cringe

You don't like political carricatures?

>your country will never have an AK-47 on its flag
feels bad man

>Von Caprivi arranged for Caprivi to be annexed to German South-West Africa in order to give Germany access to the Zambezi River and a route to Africa's east coast, where the German colony Tanganyika was situated (the river later proved unnavigable).[7]
>the river later proved unnavigable