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Mandem Edition

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cara

HANDS UP
DON'T SHOOT

any grime man in?

polished my fingernails

shit tier 2bh

Keri Sable 2bh lads

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Mildly discomforted by the increasing usage of intercity negroid slang in these threads.

ah, so united are just as boring as last year, very good

See mandem riding a German whip

Jannys a homophobe.

Hormones

Blatant tranny

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Listen to some of the classics my boy, a lot of modern rap is shit (some are decent like rejjie snow or kenderick)

youtu.be/UKjj4hk0pV4 (my all time fave 90s rap will and always be the best rap)

ah, so football is just as boring as it always has been, very good

Never understood the appeal of these bimbo porn stars.

Are big dumb blondes with fake tans and bolt-ons a fetish in and of themselves or do people find them attractive?

>this is a 10 in yankland

My girlfriend was asked to warm her car up yesterday. It was sweltering in there so I opened a window and she got angry because it was letting cold air into the car

She thought warming the car up meant getting the inside warm and not the engine

Might actually bin her

"The Dentist"
A poem by Timothy James Byrne

Timothy James Byrne here
No friends or family near
From my rented flat, August fourteen
The dentist has yet to be seen

dentist, oh dentist
why am I on your shit list?
Your torment never ends
My will will never bend
I am a timid man, but my mind grows dark
Keep pushing me and I'll do more than just bark
You are scum, Mr. Dentist and I hope you die
You're a cunt, Mr. Dentist, all I want to know is why?

Now what is this?
Are you taking the piss?
The DPD van has returned
And my stomach has fully turned
What are they planning?
What is their plot?
If they keep messing me around
I'll put them in the ground

They want to take my flat away
So where will I live when I'm old and grey?
All I want is some peace and quiet
But instead I'm cursed with mental riot
DHL bear performs his latest stunt
A mere 1 foot drop, the worthless little runt
Perhaps I'll put on my own stunt show
From a height that's not so low
I'd jump from Big Ben or maybe the Empire State
I'd jump off anything to cease my mental state

But for now I'll stay intact
The world needs me and that is fact
For only I can defeat the evil dentist
He cannot resist the power of my solid iron fist
I'll use my brothers trust fund to buy myself a gun
Now whose harassing who? Run dentist, run

To be fair, the refugee crisis only got this bad because of Merkel and the EU welcoming them all into Europe and placing quotas on European nations to accept them.

Had it been contained to just Turkey, Lebanon, Jordan and other neighbouring states, we'd have much less of a crisis than the one we're having now. Refugee crises happen a lot, this one is not normal in how chaotic it's been. This isn't even getting into the whole 20% of refugees are actually Syrian thing.

If any country were to accept Iranian refugees though, it would be Russia. And honestly, I'd prefer Shia Iranians over Sunni Arabs. They integrate a LOT better and are a lot less violent and fundamental in a society. Iran isn't a good country but Iranians are generally more tolerant than other Middle Easterners except for Israelis.


But, if you are afraid of another Merkel style situation, I'll tell you this- watch out for that North American Free Movement of People deal agreed upon recently.

And watch out for Trudeau. These two things are bad news. Justin Trudeau would become the Merkel of North America if the opportunity presented itself

GONDOLA

tim here

crayon pop

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this 2bh

Thai pop


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How can you not love those who dedicated their lives to turning themselves into a fucktoy with the only goal of pleasing you?

shit gimmick

why do black people have yellow eyes? does the rage virus they're all clearly infected with do that to them?

she'd be literally perfect if she had a willy

Poleaboo finished his burger meal
The burger was quite nice, had pickles or something, made it very spicy

Burger was smaller and 1 quid more expensive than an Arizonas burger

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They all secretly suffer from liver failure and jaundice

not a fan of the branfags on /got/

>economy is built on perpetual growth
>birth rate in Britain is immigration required to top up the lack of human beings required to maintain economic growth
>people vote Leave, thinking they are voting to send the muzzlems back to bongo-bongo land
>immigration continues because it is literally necessary to sustain the country

hmm

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polish

>Grime

*unsheathes katana and stares the
threateningly at the mandem* back off, kid

Fuck me sideways that was a mental night lads, quiet one in this afternoon I think

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WHORES

Currently taking a shit and it's really spicy around my arse hole.
Feels like a burning ring of fire.

>tfw the foreign policy yank doesn't reply to your post

It's 2pm you fat fucking filth

You're forever destined to be a portly shithouse, cannot wait until you die

Englishman read this and tell me how it makes you feel

*kills the mandem*
oops... finger must have slipped... hehe

We've grown enough desu

What a legend

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Every medal-winner interview ever:

>what does this win mean to you?
>"Oh it means the world, such a long journey, all the hard work paid off, thank my family, thank my coaches for the support, it still hasn't sunk in"

Literally every fucking time. That interview with the two paddies the other day where they were both still half cut was the most interesting one in years.

could not care less

It's the ONLY meal I'm going to eat today (apart from my morning porridge

Also, the meal only had around 800 calories (including the drink)
So that's around 1000 for the day

i find it funny how he complains about English accents but doesnt mind handing over his worthless monopoly money to British companies.

probably a fictitious tale though.

Stop killing the mandem!

no taxation without representation

(why didn't we just give the Yanks MPs in Westminster?)

And what ya literal fucking batty crease

People likes different things, man. With that being said, Keri's not a bimbo. Doesn't have bolt-ons.

#MandemLivesMatter

They never asked

people are nothing more than a game to me

The Leave vote wasn't a vote to end economic growth though. It wasn't a vote to prevent politicians from allowing migrants into the country. Immigration will continue until the moment the people in charge decide that they want the economy to go in meltdown on purpose.

whoever wrote this is more mentally disabled than Tim.

mandem are nothing but a game to me

Please don't rejuvenate this meme

>Why yes good sir, I do indeed own a fedora

How about we have an economy not based on growth and stop overcrowding this country?
We already have a stupidly high population density

british economy and american economy were v different at the time so trying to get a political system to work for both would've been stupid. Also there were fears it would make other colonies demand government representation

better idea, encourage couples to have children.

Feel a bit sad a celebrity didn't reply to my tweet.

Can I resuscitate it?

Ireland's the exception to that rule, these blokes are top lads

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People won't care about GDP not rising as long as their individual economic situation doesn't change much

never forget the mandemolcaust

the mandem deserve their own safe state like Isreal

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in hindsight, giving them governmental representation is a lot more preferable to losing the colonies

Asian British

Who's watching the women's marathon?

one of my wisdom teeth has just started coming through and i can move it about with my fingers

am i fucked?

I don't know, can you?

no race but the human race.

if my friends support Stormzy will I get free tix?

wtf I love the irish now

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watching the olympic wrestling
bit confused about the rules

Still adapting to this mandem meme 2bh, not quite feeling it just yet but will give it time

Just ate some camembert and paté on slices of baguette as a snack

What am I like

stop importing the mandem

>tfw all 4 wisdom teeth fully grew without any pain by the time I was 19
Feels good having master race genetics

You absolute nutcase you

Haven't washed my hair in a while

Marathons are indisputably boring to watch. The race is already won long before the winner crosses the line. And no one ever beats the WRs because they were both set when it was still possible to dope.

Paula's record especially. Doped to the eyeballs and will never be beat.

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there's only one rule: be as gay as possible

Just waiting for the mandem

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having a glass of port to numb the sense of impending doom

same. feels good.

dont envy the suffering some people go through with theirs.

>blurred all the swear words out

Yeah good that is
*walks away and talks to someone else*

BBC are calling every medal victory "historic" without explaining in the article why it is historic

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They wanna see me drown
Trying to hold the mandem down
Cuz I shut down shoreditch car park
And I got bars like camden town
Out here trying to survive on the streets
Trying not to be killed by the police

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This just proves that doping should be allowed, we should see how far the human body can be pushed, what it's physically possible to achieve with the help of science.