The Galaxy S7 is GARBAGE!
I absolutely hate this phone.
It lags when deleting planning text.
OH YEAH, I SAID PLAIN BUT TOU AUTOMATICALLY CORRECTED IT TO PLANNING. Why don't you fix "you?" Why did you change didn't to don't?
Ffffffuuuuucccck Samsung software.
AND IT CANT EVEN BE ROOTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKONG HATE THIS OHONE, IT AUTOCORRECTS WHEN IT FUCKI G FEELS LIKE IT.
If hold backspace it freaks out.
YOU HAVE 4GB OF RAM, 4 CORES, WHAT.ARE.YOU.DOING!!!!
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU USING 4G AND WIFI? TURN IFF 4G! ....IFF? REALLY? YOU DIDNT THINK THAT MAYBE I TYOED IN OFF? IS AUTOCORRECTION THAT FUCKING STUPID. YES IT IS. "TYOED" MAYBE I MEANT TO HIT "P" DUMB SHIT.
THEY CSNT EVEN MANAGE TO MAKE A DECIRNT MESSAGING APP.
I'm using Google Keyboard, oh sorry "GBOARD" WHERES THE OOEN SOURCE SHIT? THIS PHONE IS ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT
Why is the theme dimming my notification bar? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
I swear I'm gonna make a YouTube channel, rant about every horrible thing this phone does.
Maybe I'll strap a GoPro in my head and show the world a day in the life of this garbage phone.
I hate it that much.
MY GALAXY S1 DID MORE
I could at least install custom ROMs in my Nexus 5, by the way no matter what if you're typing on it changed it to in for some reason
I'm so fucking frustrated with this phone I hate it so much I would rather go back to my old Nexus 5 that have my Galaxy S7 my next phone I'm going to root it before even consider purchasing it
I love the design so much, it's only thing keeping me. I get crashes every day, the Samsung software is so bad I spent time replacing it with google for everything. I'm sick of Samsung's bloatware I'm really regretting not getting a one plus 5
I mean with iPhone and application will crash and just stopped working clothes. Having you think maybe you closed it. Open it back up. It works. Samsung says oh app crashed do you want to close that app?
Contain your autism and buy a cheap phone with stock Android. Touchwizz is cancerous.
One time it asked me if I wanted to close Android as if it was an app. I accidentally pressed it and my phone went through 3 hours of turning off and on over and over again. I've made space and I've kept my ram clean, don't use VPN or anything that may harm yet it feels like my phone is more cluttered than a 57 year old Christian mom's laptop she had since 2003
My s5 neo does not have any of these problems ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If you to write that post on a Samsung phone it would say "contain your autism and- FULL SCREEN POPUP YOU HAVE UPDATE!!!!!!!!!" No, I'm just sick of this phone being as stupid as a brick.
Let's say you have power saving mode on because who wouldn't have it on this phone's battery dies in under 3 hours, let's say you use GPS navigation and you put the phone screen to sleep because you don't want it to burn in your GPS navigation software, it will then say GPS signal lost not because you don't have a signal but because Samsung decided to save battery it's going to turn off GPS while using GPS navigation. I can't tell you how frustrating this is. Until you experience something working against you at every single tap you'll never understand how garbage is Samsung phone is especially with the software now.
God forbid you have headphones in and you want to listen to your songs at max volume once you get to 75% there's a notification that says "warning you might hurt your little baby ears don't turn it up so loud."
Yet I see reviews on YouTube praise this phone like it's the best thing since butter on biscuits! I can't even get this phone to use the SD card correctly like how Android 7.0 wants it to be used, but no Samsung says nope two separate things.
And transferring files between the SD card and the internal storage maxes out at around 7 maybe 8 megabytes a second and that's under best conditions.
The phone's battery heats up like a hand warmer when is doing nothing, you could be texting and it'll start to drain 5% a minute. Samsung Knox take 16% of your battery life for no reason
I don't even use this, I don't use Samsung pay I don't use encryption services, leave me alone!
>layer 8 issue, the thread
Op, factory reset phone, stop clearing memory (androids memory manager has been smarter than you since gingerbread), actually install your updates, and stop being a moron it's not that hard.
Look at all this bloatware that wants access to your mobile data, what if you don't have unlimited data wouldn't it be nice if you could use 24 megabytes at not slow speeds, well too bad because Samsung Knox needed to use it for some reason to send some shit somewhere even though you told it, don't. I've had that knox thing disabled since I got the phone but it still uses mobile data, totally defiant.
I don't clear memory, infact while typing that they keyboard disappeared.
My 1st Gen Moto G unironically ran some apps faster that my Samsung Galaxy S7. That said, at least I can switch between apps and have music streaming in the background without it overheating and shutting down.
What is wrong with this thing?
Where's my unlocked bootloader? I swear I keep it in my pocket and make it a point to, I don't want the headache of dealing with it all day. App crashed!! Who fucking cares, you do it all the time, what a biiiig supriiiiise.
OH AND ANOTHER FUCKING THING.
>2% battery, on way to location.
>SMS received.
>*Vibrate*
>Phone dies.
WHY WOULD YOU KEEP THE VIBRATION MOTOR ON???!
*turns on screen at max brightness, chimes and vibrates to inform you that your battery is dying*
...
*Stays on untill you press the power button.*
>35 minutes pass, in your pocket.
*Clock is now permanently burned into your screen*
I know how you feel, op. I have a piece of shit s7 edge. They made me hand over my note7 and I loved that phone.
I will never spend big money on a fucking phone again. Lesson learned
I'm convinced that this entire thread is just one person replying to themselves
You fucking said it.
Phone just hit 5%, it feels the need to obscure the URL bar for 5 seconds or until I swipe it away.
This is the way for every notification you get from important email, to YOUTUBE GAMING ADVERTISEMENT WE SENT TO YOUR PHONE!
There is no option to disable this.
I have literally none of these problems. How have you fucked up your phone this bad?
Well, one issue. The top right of Clover got burned into my screen, but I'm pretty sure that was Clover's fault not the phone.
Hello, fellow other person.
Get a note 8, problem solved :^)
Maybe. I'm probably going to end up sending it to a watery grave.
If there were phone tiers of the same family, I got the reject. I definitely got the reject.
Once it sends you that notification and you close it, it doesn't come back.
Also it never gets to 1%. Turn on battery saving mode or don't let your phone get to 2%, jesus christ.
You and me buddy
I switched from a Galaxy Express, 3 to a Redmi, and I'm amazed and how much less cancerous the chinkshit is compared to Samsung. Go buy yourself a chinkshit phone OP
Is that the way now?
You k ow what, yeah, I am. I will.
China numbah one, fuck it.
And no I didn't bother to correct any typos. This entire thing just to show you guys how stupid the autocorrect is
I probably lost 2% battery by just looking at that post
>op is too retarded to install custom keyboard like swiftkey that wouldn't autocorrect his shit
also does s7 really have the screen burn problem? because that sounds really retarded
I'm sitting on edge s6 for nearly 3 years now and had none of those problems (and I think they both run on the same software)
Every OLED phone has burn in issues. All of them will get burn in eventually. If you're lucky it burned in evenly so you won't notice unless you compared it to a new phone.
OP do you have the snapdragon version or the exynos version of the S7? This is important. one version fucking sucks compared to the other.
>all these andreets hopelessly defending their loodroid system
Hahahahahahaahha
This is a good fucking venting thread, OP
Bumping for enthusiasm in hatred
Nothing pulls up that white hot anger quite like shitty pajook software
OP is a fucking retard that doesn't even know how to disable bloatware on his phone then complains that his phone is a piece of shit because he's letting the bloatware fuck him in the ass
>posts app info screen
>disable greyed out
>"OPIEE DONNO HOW2 UNABLE"
looks like someone ate too many lead paint chips as a baby
meanwhile look how fast my Galaxy S6 is
yes you are a fucking retard if you disable through android's settings and not package disabler or ADB device owner admin
Two questions - what launcher, and what are those AMOLED apps?
>duel links
Fug.
nova launcher and don't worry about those apps
HMMMMMMM
there you go, I was too lazy to explain
Snapdragon. The exnoys one you can root and install custom ROMs.
Fuck the carriers. There's a 14k bounty on persistent root and unlocked bootloader.
download google keyboard, and disable the samsung one. It will solve the lag issue when typing and deleting text.
not sure of thr other issues. if you hate it so much then sell it or root it. It isnt that bad of a phone.
nevermind. next time i will thoroughly read through your autism. my bad.
i had the s7 edge, and didnt have issue wih it. now on the note 8 and love it.
factory rest and sell the phone
Lmao at this thread.
And yes, TouchWiz is absolute cancer and all the samshills are cucks.
the snapdragon version is also more laggy than the exynos when it comes to multi-core stuff
Turn off auto-replace retard.
exynos is a beast
>AND IT CANT EVEN BE ROOTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, from the looks of things, you didn't even look into whether or not the device could be rooted before purchasing it.
Was this an impulse buy of some sort? (That's the impression I'm getting here.)
>the most popular android devices are also the worst
The current state of androidfags
>using the smiley with a carat nose
Literally all Samsung phones are complete shit, even the GS3 that Sup Forums loves so much.
It's insane how well they're doing with normalfags just by copying Apple.
It's unrootable ameriburger hardware also known as snapcuck SoCs that make the phones bad. People shill superior, rootable exynos phones.
I'm keeping my note 4 till it's dead. Btw ive had the dissappearing keyboard issue for some time. But it happens not so often and only when i try to search in the google bar. I think thats googles fault. Anyway, once my note is dead my next phone won't be samsung.
>waaah keyboard sucks
then install another one from the store? are you retarded? was your previous phone an iPhone by any chance?
>it can't be rooted
yeah it can, you just don't know how
install lineageos you massive faggot
what phones aren't complete shit then?
I have an S7 and feel exactly the same way as you about it. It's probably the single worst piece of technology I've ever owned.
What really sucks is that I'm stuck paying my provider monthly for the fucking thing, and that I never wanted it in the first place - I had a Note 5 that I loved, was paying for insurance on it, it got broken and the fucking shitbag insurance company insisted on replacing it with this garbage S7. I would've taken a refurb Note 5 over this piece of shit.
>phone comes with bloatware
I bought my exynos s7 edge in 2016,I love it, still buttery smooth,great battery.Does OP have snapdragon version or he is just retarded?
Are you using the Samsung keyboard? I prefer the Google Keyboard.
iPhone's don't usually do little things as such faster or slower, they're just animated to look smooth.
Rooting isn't really all that useful these days unless you're planning on using non-OEM Android. I would love to put Lineage on my S8+ but man this thing works so well.
My S7 Edge I had before this worked super well, too. Smooth, fast, great build quality. I had this weird issue where my home button covering started to wear away. I've noticed I burn through the oleophobic coating real fast on any phone so nothing new here and I think maybe that's what happened with the home button. ALTHOUGH it didn't happen on my S6.
Oh yeah no I actually had this problem also. I switched to Googles Messages app and it worked great then an update came out for the based Samsung Messaging app and it's been working great lately. I use a black theme and it looks real keen.
The Nexus 5 was the perfect device. They should have just made it the same with updates internals like the iPhone SE.
Glorious.
Chinkphones, Sony, occasionally LG and the Moto ones.
>Chinkphones
>Not shit
The bias is strong.
Sucks you guys own the snapdragon version, that one blows. The exynos version is faster, more battery efficient, and has more developer support.
Op can't unlock his bootloader because of his carrier.
someone has gone off the rails
not his carrier, but his phone model. snapdragon s7 has no unlockable bootloader or root.
Thats even worse kek
Can confirm. I didn't even know there was a Snapdragon variant until recently. Is it just a US thing?
Works on my machine.™
Yeah this is why most of the planet just uses iOS
>pay a huge sum for a smartphone
>have to disable "bloat" just to have a non-horrible experience
gee where do i sign up
Android users buy a fucking tech project that takes a week to de-bloat and optimize. They're actually paying for this experience. Its not even over then, they must maintain their unstable bubblegum and plaster-held OS for the lifetime of it's operation.
Which planet do you live on?
The snapdragon version was made for US carriers, the exynos is for the international/unlocked model.
...
>Quora
kys senpai
I mean, my android crashes but then I just restart the phone and clear cache. I'm so happy with my Huawei p8 lite, the experience has been a charm. The apps that I get from play store are so mature and well done, polished, including the built in apps. Everything just works so well! I don't rely on anything else than Maps when looking for bus timetables.. etc.. It's a solid experience.. guess your phone just sucks.. I'm a normie who ever only has used iPhone 4s.. that was horrible and slow.. battery died out when I wanted to go outside.. for 5 minutes
Custom roms are for faggots who love half-assed, buggy software developed by a kid. Huawei p8 user here
Don't install custom roms unless you enjoy a buggy phone. Only total dorks do that. I'm a normie who gave up installing custom roms when I was 15. Ever since stopping my "Android experience" has been perfect. Nothing stops, nothing lags, nothing jitters. It works better than my Windows 10 desktop. And I'm using a shitty $100 phone (p8 lite)
Werks on my machine, I kindly disagree. I didn't have to optimize shit, everything works out of the box.
Sir plz delete This thread. Android software is perfect and better then iPhone. Thank you Sir.
-Rajeet
Keyboard is trash, but keep an open mind it takes time to get used to. And the autocorrect remembers how you type stuff so type it right
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Yo demon possessed nigga
S8 Plus master race signing in.
I laugh at you and your manlet phone.
Get a decent job and then you too would be able to afford a premium phone experience.
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he lives on a planet called "bubble"
Samsung keyboard is so fucking slow to make predictions on my SGS6. I have to wait like 0.5s when I type the word incorrectly for it to figure out what I meant.
Fuck this, I'll stick with Sup Forumsboard.
Please share your secrets, sensei. Is this a rom or just tweaked stock?
t. fellow S6 owner
Aparrently they screwed it up between the s5 and now. I use an s5 sport and since you can root it and cut out the bloat it works just fine.
Oh also Sup Forums, one last thing.
NO HDMI OUT!
>"premium phone experience"
>touchwizz
>bloatware
>redundant duplicate apps