The special American doping

>the special American doping

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>33 medals in one sport

remove swimming from the olympics and the US would be a joke.
they have no real athletes, only aquatic apes.

>Russia has been known for doping in all of it's olympic years
>not even in top 5

God save the Queen

Swimming is the white mans sport, America verified as the whitest nation on earth

It's obvious that Arabs can't swim, guess that's why you're not on the board

They don't even have aquatic apes, they're all doped hard
>Ledecky is a natural 19 years old girl
Give me a break.

>Swimming is the white mans sport,
no shit

It's too bad you can't get medals for drinking vodka all day or doing a poor man's heroin

>American sport

>DeKendrix
>JaTavious
>Takeitha
>JaMarcus
>Litrelle
>Latevin
>LaDarius

What the fuck is up with those names?
Like who came up with this naming? What's the background of it?
You can't find them anywhere but in the US.

>being this upset over friendly competition.
>being unable to accept that Americans aren't actually all fat and have a great pool of athletes and dominate swimming.

Stop picking on my son!

The next time you say shit of Italy on wars remember that we GOAT in shooting

But swimming has to many competitions
There are 13 athletes with more than 2 medals, all of them are swimmers

Maybe so, but to try and knock brillaint athlete's achievements when it's part of the games and has been for a long time is just bad sportsmanship

Blacks used to have American names like Jefferson, Washington, Franklin, etc. but then the black power and black panther movement came along in the 60s and 70s and they decided by using those names they were being oppressed by the white man. Since they're descended from slaves they don't actually know what culture and names their distant ancestors lived with and used so they make up ridiculous sounding names to try to get as close to that as possible.

>pool of athletes
Stop making fun of us

We get it, non-white Germans can't swim.

Seeing as that'd leave them with only 3 less medals than UK, you might want to rethink that...

>They don't even have aquatic apes, they're all doped hard

All professional athletes are on roids

we also doping though

It's called Swimming getting 130 medals of the 320 total.

Everyone is

I wish they would start a new Superhuman Olympics where all biological modifications were allowed. That would be a lot more interesting than boring ol' humans just doing shit.
Would also help overall development of humanity a lot more than basic shit.

It would also incude a lot of deaths

Fun times.

funny how aside from germany and maybe uk, all these shit countries are roided as fuck. italy would be top 3 if the Olympic were fair.

water niggers

we are the goat sharpshooters

Britain takes the gold for quality bants

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This whole "doping" regulation is bullshit anyway.
Everybody cheats, but try to keep it a secret.

Why not just allow every single thing that the athlete will consent to?
Actually, have every professional athlete sign a contract where they give up their rights to say no, and have to take the doping.
Even though it would make women look like soviet shot putters. But its a loss we can afford.

Would at least put everyone on the same line.

Who cares is Kenians cant afford the amount of doping in a year that USA could pump into one athlete in 2 hours.

still waiting for the first medal... :DD

>funny how aside from germany and maybe uk, all these shit countries are roided as fuck. italy would be top 3 if the Olympic were fair.

They are fair.

All professional athletes are on roids, stop making excuses for sucking

Why is Russia doing so shitty this time around. I thought you pride yourselves on the olympics

Remember the 80s?

Lel, this is a joke.

It would be fun to watch to see athletes roided up to the max like some pygmy Banes.

How about where everyone is absolutely shitfaced/high?

>DeKendrix
>JaTavious
>Takeitha
>JaMarcus
>Litrelle
>Latevin
>LaDarius

...

Such are names in America.

It's part of the black power movement from the civil rights era. Blacks used to all have normal Anglo names, but then it became popular to give their kids unique "African" names even though there is fucking nobody in Africa named JaTavious or Takeitha.

The upside of blacks having ridiculous names like that is you know which job applications to throw in the trash first.

Maybe in the inner cities

American ghetto names were heavily influenced by French. There's a reason everybody calls French a nigger language.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/African-American_names
>Many names of French origin entered the picture at this time(1960's) as well. Opinions on the origins of the French influence vary, but historically French names such as Monique, Chantal, André, and Antoine became so common within African-American culture that many Americans began to think of them solely as "Black names". These names are often seen with spelling variations such as Antwan (Antoine) or Shauntelle (Chantal).

It would be like the athletic version of Group B Rally.

Reminds me of the X Men story line where all the mutants got their medals that they won at the olympics taken away because being a superhero is cheating.

Updated - UK now tied with China.

>Stop picking on my son!

You missed the joke retard.

Would still have 8 gold, 10 silver, and 8 bronze. Swimming and Track are heavily favored in the medal count.

wow...that's so interesting!

Fuck dirty russia