Are laptops actually safe to use on your lap?

Are laptops actually safe to use on your lap?
Does the wifi or power supply put out dangerous radiation?

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you might boil your balls but you have nothing to fear from radiation.

Yes don't be an idiot and actually use it on your lap based on the name unless you want to prematurely become infertile

>Does the wifi or power supply put out dangerous radiation?
No, but still you shouldn't use your laptop on your lap. It blocks the airflow if it has in- or outlets at the bottom, resulting in high temps and therefore low performance/reliability/life expectancy.

Laptop on lap is bad for your laptop, not for you.

>unless you want to prematurely become infertile
Plz educate yourself on the matter, user.

i put it on my stomach and it helps me digest my food.

It's not about radio wave radiation, rather heat radiation

Only the high temperature is bad for your testicles but if you're a girl or a girl (male) you would probably be happy your testies are dead, right?

As for the radiation part, your body is bombarded by radiation from everywhere, specially if you live in a big city so the wifi from your laptop is the least of your concerns.

Enjoy your children however they end up user

>2017
>Wanting children

No thanks. I'm happy with my current situation and my sterile gf. Best wished to anyone living the child meme but no parasites for me, thanks.

I have a white blob on my thigh from a laptop burning me when I was using it in my undies once
though it has almost faded now, a decade or so later

>Are laptops actually safe to use on your lap?
>Does the wifi or power supply put out dangerous radiation?

It's non ionising radiation, so it is harmless.

>the current state of nu-Sup Forums

Only use laptops placed several feet away and use a wired keyboard and mouse to operate them.

Laptops output ELF radiation that is dangerous.
Wi-Fi outputs non-iodizing radiation but recently this has been shown to have 'non-thermal' effects that mess with atom's valence shells, potentially messing with dna replication.

You can literally not post a single source for any claim in your post because all of that shit is coming straight out of your ass.

hahaha enjoying dying ALONE, FAGGOT!

Why do you reply to such blatant bait? It could only have been more obvious if he'd involved rotational velocidensity in that somehow.

I did it that like an stubborn idiot for like 2 years and my thigh got burned because of it. I can still see the scar on it. I dunno if I can ever reproduce, didnt try it yet. But just dont do it

>Laptops output ELF radiation that is dangerous.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24161447

>Wi-Fi outputs non-iodizing radiation but recently this has been shown to have 'non-thermal' effects
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5504984/

(you) were never gonna get laid in this life anyway, OP, so no need to worry about atrophied, useless equipment getting cooked

bad for airflow and can hurt your balls to the point where your testosterone levels will be impacted. just use a lap-desk

Well, statistically I'm going before my gf does.

But otherwise it doesn't really matter.
>He thinks you can emotionally blackmail your kids into nursing you until death just because they are your kids.

>he has to blackmail his kids into caring for him instead of raising them with good values, which include respect and care for parents

To prevent some idiots to actually take this as credible. Don't forget most of this board's users are American.

>which is in essence just emotional blackmailing but sugarcoated as "family values"

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Considerable uncertainties are due to scarce data on exposure and the choice of exposure-response model, demonstrating the importance of further research into better understanding mechanisms of the potential association between ELF MF exposure and childhood leukaemia and the need for improved monitoring of residential exposures to ELF MF in Europe.

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I normally use my laptop when I'm in a laid position (e.g. laying on my bed)
and it is usually positioned between my groin and my belly
it won't do any harm
but it will make you laptop hotter depending on where the vents are located
mine(E6230) has its vent on the left side so heat can flow even when I have it on top of my lap or blanket

>Implying this isn't blackmail

>no parasites for me, thanks.

I understand not wanting kids, but what I'll never understand is calling children 'parasites'. we're a living species you retarded fuck, we procreate to exist. Everyone is a parasite by your definition, especially you, because you're consuming resources while giving nothing back in the future by way of your children. Go ahead and late-abort yourself right now.

I'm sterile right now because I used to put my laptop alot on my lap a few years ago
don't do the same mistake lad

>Does the wifi or power supply put out dangerous radiation?
You should be more concerned about future neck and lower back pains and potential infertility.

>you would probably be happy your testies are dead
Sadly heat only kills sperms, not testosterone.

I actually want to be sterile.

No.

This is a big concern. But anyone who doesn't have to worry about fertility (99% of Sup Forums) shouldn't care about this.