I'm going to USA for holiday this year. I'm very very seriously considering telling a LIE an denying being an argentina. Argentina is considered a faggot-friendly, liberal, trendy and atheistic country. I'M A Conservative and shill this notion.
which is, in USA opinion, the most Feudalistic and Barbaric latino country??I want to say i'm from there. I'd rather be a brute than a jew
Argentina
Costarica
Seriously, im VERY aware of the fact that americans dare be JUDGAMENTAL and Dare recollect their own notions of countries where tourists come from.
I want to portray myself as a man far removed from argie faggotry
Argentina is white
No, they listen to reggeton, a lascivious music genre in there.
also the society is liberal,which is fucking pathetic.
Maybe ill make-up a name of a city. like "puerto del gaucho", so nobody ever can confirm it's existance
You're just going to be assumed to be Mexican
Stop being such a stupid nigger
but sodomy is legal
i am NOT going to be ASSUMED MEXICAN
>pretend i'm mute
>Im WHITE.
haha, i SHALL NOT ALLOW MYSELF TO BE CONFUSED WITH A MEXICAN
>Sounds like a Mexican
>Looks like a Mexican
>Smells like a Mexican
Just admit it already man, you're a Mexican expatriate
>sounds
i shall NOT speack
>look
im white
>smells
Did you smell a lot of mexican male asses?
i have an EXTREMELY funny anedcote.
here, argentinians are VERY dumb. they think going to usa is luxurious
any half-baked nigger can go to usa
argies have low standards
Go for Columbia or Bolivia. The general perception of most Americans for Latin America is:
>drug dealers in mexico
>puppet governments and terrorist drug dealers from Guatemala to Panama
>drug kingpins, failed commie states, and jungle niggers from Colombia down through Paraguay
>Brazil is half death-world, half okayish place with tons of favelas
>Uruguay is just the Netherlands of the Southern hemisphere
>Argentina and Chile are okay, but with the occasional dictator or rebel movement
When I think of shittiest shithole in South America, I'd figure it's probably either along the northern coast or in the mountains in the middle.
>an argentinian who doesn't want to call himself an argentinian
This is preposterous and should not be allowed.
You're going through cavity search anyways Facundo.
>Conservative
Wear a fucking cross, indio de mierda. Does the white man have to solve all of your problems?
The vast majority of people you run into wouldn't even be able to point out where Argentina is on a map.
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If you don't look like a Mexican then they're just going to think you're exotic and probably European. Don't sweat it.
Like the average american knows where or what Argentina is
how do i get a good conservative argentinian gf?
I second this question. Where can one find a good conservative Argie chica?
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Nobody IRL gives a shit. Only autistic Americans on Sup Forums do.