Why do you people run systemd on your machines

Why do you people run systemd on your machines

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I don't. Thanks to Gentoo my system is 100% systemd free.

Wow user that's pretty impressive you're cool

Because Arch comes with it by default and I have better thing to do than to fix something which works perfectly.

What's wrong with systemd?

But user, I use Devuan.

socket activation

Because its the best init. Fast, dependency managed and runs in parallel, pretty easy to diagnose, lots of features, no need to have some 3 staged preinit or whatever just so a network boot has tools to get a network fs up before the actual init kicks in. If you want to run services as user, you can. And so on.

Not free
Not secure
Not fast
Not private

Because all major ditros ship it as default

If you can justify any of these 4 points I won't consider that you're a babbling retard.

Because it works.

And all my engines are OHC

>F
>U
>D
>GTFO

Not secure is debatable. If you want to run some way above average, usability intrusive security regime with you auditing and hardening everything, maybe this isn't your choice.

The rest is bull. Its free, fast and private.

Because it's force fed by the NSA to all major distributions to be able to spy on its own citizen.

no, if i don't understand it it's NSA botnet

Because Mint depends on it

probably true

Well, at least that's a safe assumption.

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idk its fast and some guy in the internet told me sysadmins uses it

Cause I don't give a fuck and I didn't experience any glitches.

Because that's what the OS came with.
Does it matter as long as it's FOSS?

OK, Suzuki Super Carry. Made me scratch my head for a minute there OP.

It works, as a regular user I don't see much practical reason to use openrc, and I am not convinced by the ideological arguments. Systemd works well for me.

Tinfoil hat BS. It's fine to dislike systemd from a philosophical or ideological point of view but this is retarded.

>easy to diagnose
Yeah sure. I tried to set up dnscrypt-proxy on a systemd server. Turned out Ubuntu's package was configured to use Cisco's DNSCrypt server per default, which keeps logs of your requests and doesn't support DNSSEC. So I tried to change it. This server is defined by a settings file used by the init system. There's no /etc/conf.d like you have with OpenRC, where you can easily modify every daemon's launch arguments and various other things. Instead I had to dig through /etc/init.d and the 2 or 3 different locations for unit files, while also having to guess which one of them is actually being used under which circumstances and used command (/etc/init.d/dnscrypt-proxy start, service dnscrypt-proxy start, systemctl start dnscrypt-proxy). After a lot of frustration, I found a file in /etc/default of all things, that fixed it iirc. Also retarded-as-shit apt tells systemd to autostart an unconfigured service as soon as the package is installed, which is dumb.

I started browsing Sup Forums before this meme.

>OK, Suzuki Super Carry
>filename clearly states bedford rascal

>2017
>refuses to grow up
>systemd is a plot by Microsoft and btw 911 was a false flag attack
>owns a horse and cart because cars are a plot to make us subservient to an alien race

>supports systemd

>people using distros with nsa backdoors

Fedora (all red hat) , arch, debian all that shhit.

It's all compromised

Just werks.

Sweet van bro, sauce?

comfy & just werx

because i only have mild autism

rascals are for poorfags.

Because I don't larp as some sort of "Linux Greybeard" or "Unix Wizard" faggot. Only "look-at-me-snowflakes"(aka Gentoo users) are impressed with being luddites.

Shit I remember a van like that.
Once I was taking a walk it stopped and two little girls came out of it.
They said they had some deep purple and rush cds inside of it.
When I got inside there everything just went dark.
I woke up near a ditch without my clothes the next day.

Fucking lolis.

cause rotary engines are shit

It's not about that at all. It's about freedom

you glorious bastard

Why

systemd is foss.

Because it makes autists like you mad.

So if I use fedora will I be botnet? Is fedora and centos bad?

>omg the thing called "system daemon" is incorporating aspects of muh system!

It was supposed to be just an init system and service manager, I don't want or need it replacing the whole kitchen sink.

How do i install source mage on my Apple Laptop from the year 2009?

>i eat shit to spite you haha

Why so much /o/-Sup Forums crossover today? What's happening?

Less that, more
>I eat beef in india, both because I like it, and because me liking it makes others suffer irrationally

Revolution,friend

Systemd is actively harmful

Yes. ITS BAD

Shit thats illegal

How would you make an init ultra secure?

saemon daemon

>Runs Arch
>Has better things to do than play with OS

Look, I love Arch, but I think your doing it wrong...

because it works ten times better than the ad-hoc collection of buggy shell scripts that it replaced

L-lewd

Install Void.

>have 5 different locations for 2 different types of files for controlling services
>better

That's Ubuntu doing a hybrid allahu akbar on systemd trying to make it backwards compatible.
Get a legit distro and you won't be able to use "service" or "/etc/init.d/"

Because it works way better than the clusterfuck of shell scripts that distros used to ship with.