How does it feel never going to the moon?

How does it feel never going to the moon?

The moon isn't even made of cheese.

I'll wait until the space elevator comes around

Imagine being an American boy watching the rocket launching on that morning and then realising later it was all a hoax

>a rock of fucking nothing
>you can jump a bit higher
Sounds exciting

You've never been on the moon either cheesedick

friendly reminder that russia won the space race

>put first satellite into space
>put first living thing into space
>put first astronaut into space
yet somehow landing in the moon is the only thing that counts

Reminder that Canada is such a cuck that he has to latch on to our space program because he can't into space by himself

But user, I've been to the Moon many times

t. /biz/raeli

>How does it feel never going to the moon?

When were on the moon?

And then came crumbling back down kek

feel pretty indifferent about the whole situation 2bh

>all these jelly faggots who are upset they see american superiority every time they look up into the night sky

Reminder that Canada put men on the moon.

>people lauched living things into space and brought them back in the fucking 60s
This is so surreal to think about, their computers were glorified calculators, and the "spaceships" glorified tin barrels. Humanity is weird

Oversimplifying things doesn't make them any less great in reality.
Here's a situation to oversimplify: Winning a billion dollars.
>a bunch of green slips made of cotton
>dead people's faces on them
Sounds exciting

Youve never been to the moon, you're just as much of a pleb attaching yourself to others achievements

Feels pretty good. Earth is a great planet.

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there is no american flag in the moon

List of canadian men who have been on the moon
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How am I oversimplifying anything? Moon IS a dead rock with nothing on it. Do you actually think that going into space will result in some kind of epiphany or enlightment as you look back at Planet Earth from afar? Space is a cold, shitty void

Inclusive list of mexicans who have graduated college
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This is why everydoby hates Americans. Literally no one gives a shit about the moon landing

Remember that time we raped all the women in Berlin and then blamed you for 2 world wars and the holocaust?

It's was a super cool achievement but you guys were huge fucking retards for stopping the space program when it was getting spicy just because le ebil commies died.

>americans LITERALLY come to mexico to study because they can't afford american college

yes

I'm not saying the moon is great. I'm saying it's cool as fuck that we went there.

>WE

No, you did nothing for it, you are a NEET

Not bad at all, I'm glad Sweden stayed grounded and instead elected Olof Palme that year.

>U-Uh, noooo! N-N-NEET!
Oh my, my sticky, gooey, mapley friend! You're embarrassing yourself so hard that I'M stating to get embarrassed!

Yeah, that was us. You lads were to busy dying at the beach. kek, silly yanks.

Yes the moon landing was pretty cool but bragging about it 24/7 is not so cool

It's not our fault fucking nigger king obama would rather waste money on food stamps than going to space. When Trump is president we will go to mars

Remember that one time you guys made a film about the time you got ass raped in dunkirk?

When Canadian PM Diefenbaker dissolved the Avro program he "loaned" a handful of British and Canadian aerospace scientists to NASA where they formed the core of what is today called the Johnson Space Center. In this capacity they spearheaded the Apollo moon missions.
The lunar lander, which you'll recognise as the thing that makes a lunar landing possible, was designed by Canadian Owen Maynard, and the landing equipment was built by Canadian firm Heroux-Devtek.

>muh obummer
You guys killed the space program in the 70's.

But Ivan, I thought Soviet Union =/= Russia?

If that's assraped what do you call Vietnam? We were up against an actual competent enemy that was well equipped. You lads were up against some poor farmers and they sent you home crying.

have you been to the moon?
checkmate mate really makes you wonder eh lad eh, eh?

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Remember that time when a bunch of Arabs kicked your ass and took the Suez Canal from you?

Who says that? Russia is the official successor state of the Soviet Union, why do you think does everybody blames Russia for Stalin's atrocities, holodomore and so on?

>Olof Palme

The man who literally and unironically destroyed sweden

Remember that time when a bunch of Arabs kicked your ass and took the airplanes from you?

Remember that time a bunch of drama teachers kicked your ass and took your gold from you?

>the best of humanity goes to the moon
>the worst of humanity brags about it because it happened to take place in the same country that they live in
>i will never get to go to space

>the worst of humanity
Finland, why do you always try to sound smart?
You rarely succeed.

he is right, the flag being now white has a metaphysical meaning, it doesn't matter how hard american arrogance pretends to rule a tiny satellite orbiting an irrelevant planet on an irrelevant galaxy, the universe enthrophy will always reclaim what is his

How cute.

AMERIFATS BTFO

I don't see any leafs on the moon

We say what ever the fuck we are thinking about. Whether or not it sounds "smart" is up to your uneducated ass.

i manage.

Leaves, user.

That's why we didn't ever go. If you can't grow maple trees there, what's the point?

>mfw France will be able to convince future generations that the moon landing was their accomplishment

Dont' mess with the little brother of Sweden. He might be stupid, naked, drunk and armed with a knife but thats why we love him!

>first successful rocket launch into space: Russia
>first satellite placed in orbit: Russia
>first man in space: Russia
>first woman in space: Russia
>first animal in space: Russia
>first man on the moon: USA
>f-fuck yeah America w-we won the space race guys

Remember that one time you declared war on rice farmers and got BTFO? The Irish may have kicked our asses aplenty, but losing to the Vietnamese was beyond shameful.

:^)

Vive le France :^)

Liberté, égalité, fraternité!

Remember that time there was a Mcdonald's in London and Ho Chi Min?

La république tombe
Vive le roi de France pêh

Classic Finland post.
There's always a hint of edginess, and a whole lotta know-it-all.

Remember that time when English was the lingua franca of planet Earth and an American's idea of cultural influence is a fast food restaurant?

I heard it has shitty beaches and like NO internet.