Connect to the internet

>connect to the internet
>feel my iq drop
Anyone else have this problem?

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yeah, everytime I see your posts

>no one will drink smoothies from my semen

>his IQ is small enough to perceive change

How is sperm vegan though?

Semen is not vegan.

>vegan
>drinks animal products

Anyways, my IQ has dropped too much from too much internet usage, so I don't feel it anymore.

I wasn’t memeing, I’ve tested this many times.
>take iq test on paper, score 130
>hop on pc, score 120-125

worldnewsdailyreport.com/woman-develops-iq-of-220-after-drinking-sperm-everyday-for-a-year/

Lads..

Sperm is vegan, as long as it is procured ethically.

There’s nothing unethical about jerking your boyfriend off as long as he consents.

[spoiler]u can always do that yourself[/spoiler]

Is milk procured ethically also vegan, using that logic?

Nothing wrong with titty milk.

>consent

Consent is a myth, isn't there someone you are forgetting to ask before spilling seed?

I did ask your mom, she did the milking.

>vegan
>drinking an animal product

Literally african witch doctor tier superstitious nonsense

>come on baby mommy need her smoothies, be a good boy and give mum your sperm

Does it work with our own sperm?

Is that the reason fapping makes us dumber?

heeeeyyy

>connect to Internet
>instead of accessing the terabytes of educational material you choose to visit brainfart meme sites
>pretend your superior intellect is being assaulted

HAha, even cows, horses or antiloupes aren't vegan when they are babies! (They're mammals you know, they eat milk) Haha in your'e face atheist vegan! Internet sure makes people fucking dumb. ShitpostSage

Yup

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It's not your IQ that drops, you just actually encounter smarter people on the internets.

A woman with high iq it's a waste of iq

And why this is not the case IRL?

Yep.
She will be battered, humiliated and pushed to the corners until she pretends to not be as nearly as smart as she is.
And no man will be involved in that.

>mfw I could sell my sperm to smoothie moms
>mfw getting milked by a milf every day
>mfw money
Living the dream

>ywn get milked by a milf with her tits

Fucking americans, man

These fucking headlines

But sperm is a living being

in fact billions die each time you drink sperm, so vegans are the real life killers ACkTUALlY.

This trash planted his seed?

Fuck man this is some depressing shit there.

to be fair you have to drink a lot of cum to enjoy rick and morty

>mfw all those comments at the bottom

>vegan
>consuming animal products

Where does she aquire said sperm

>Thinking IQ matters

tfw men produce everything good in this world, even magic juice that makes other people smart

Is she succubus?

you guys do realise that those shitty online IQ tests are inaccurate and are designed to inflate your IQ to make you feel good and purchase an account?

if your IQs were actually 130, youd know this

the reality is that most of you are probably just a little above or below 100

unless you people are taking properly standardised tests approved by a body such as MENSA every day (which you arent) then you have no clue what your actual IQ is

>cum
>vegan

Did an actual IQ test like 10 years ago
136 if I remember correctly
But its not like it really matters anyway

>designed to inflate your IQ to make you feel good
I don't know why an IQ of 90 should make me feel good.