>hurr Americans are so dumb Then why do they economically, politically, culturally, and militarily dominate your little bitch ass? Why do they control your media, your economy, your society, your country? Why does your country earn less Nobel Prizes than mine, why does your country have fewer intellectual achievements than mine, why does your country rely on mine for scientific advancement, why are your universities significantly worse than mine, why do you personally rely on American artistic geniuses to entertain you?
I'm an American and I have an IQ of 139. Statistically speaking, there's a 98% chance that you are stupider than me. There's a 100% that you attend a school that's less rigorous, prestigious, and intellectual than mine, and there's 200% chance that you're sucking my fat intellectually superior American cock because you're browsing my nation's image board right now you culturally inferior retard cuck
Next time you call an American stupid just remember that there's virtually MILLIONS that you are subordinate too because they are smarter and more powerful than you, pig. Say thank you and respect your superiors
this isn't the *drops mike* pasta, honestly downvoted because its not as cool
Nathan Gray
Because the Jews chose the US to do so.
Cooper Anderson
>2016 >believe in IQ >98% chance that you are stupider than me Yeah right.
Kevin Cruz
Jews are Americans and transformed Germany (once considered a world power) into their puppet state. Americans and American Jews are smarter than you.
Christian Powell
posting in the best thread of all time
Jordan Bell
>american university >russian professors >chink students
James Harris
Do Russians really get brainwashed into thinking their elites teach Americans?
I attend one of the most prestigious schools on the planet and never in my life have I encountered a Russian professor. You've been fed propaganda
Samuel Morgan
They are jewish russians.
Isaac Taylor
It's a meme from 90s
Aiden Evans
>top 1% elite represent the whole country yeah sure
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Parker Bennett
>Dominate We give Euros and Asians free protection, politically the world is turning their backs to the USA, economically, the whole world is going to crash to 2008+, and culturally is the best argument, but even then that doesn't go all too strongly beyond Northern Europe, considering Southern Europeans don't use English very often in day to day life, Eastern Europeans aren't very proficient in it, and even nations in Asia where America is prolific don't know much English, and we know the story with South America.
Benjamin Brown
>I attend one of the most prestigious schools on the planet >Shit posting on Sup Forums What school?
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Michael James
triggered
Jaxson Lee
You forgot
Dominic Lewis
This pasta isn't going to take off.
Joseph Torres
>even their major institutions, like colleges, military, NASA, car manufacturers, etc. use metric for their internal operation
Liam Hughes
It's almost like Americans use metric or something
Nathaniel Martinez
I think you are partly right, people criticize the US too much.
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Charles Ross
We use both. Americans are intellectual titans (see OP) so using two measurement systems isn't as hard for us as it is for less intelligent countries.
Justin Perez
Fuck off with this shit pasta
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Christopher Hill
t.bh I'd do the same
Zachary Cruz
>I'm an American and I have an IQ of 139. Euphoric as fuck.
Ryder Williams
youre grease titans, not intellectual titans
Mason Wood
I would like to take your word for it but for all I know an American might have done that math...
Blake Adams
That probably sounded wittier in your head
Juan Morgan
your country is named after a van halen song
Noah Kelly
Riley is that you?
Grayson Brown
>Not using both There's a reason America and the UK ruled the world
Charles Long
>UVA not on the list
End me now
Ryan Hughes
sage old bait
50% of the students and researchers in those universities are foreigners.
>so desperate to preserve your myth that you have to dig up statistics on post-graduate major-specific programs at for-profit, fifth-tier state universities and then extrapolate this to the elite American schools you crawl in the shadows of 90% of the student body at Harvard (a better school than any in your country) is American. This is similar across all our elite schools, who dictate the standards of intellectual excellence to their less intelligent Canadian inferiors. Learnt to deal with the fact that the United States in the smartest nation on the planet and move on.
Jordan Jones
[citation needed]
Also, STEM is all that matters if you're talking about intelligence. Who cares if the majority of americans study in the best gender studies or African american history programme?
Logan Myers
For a country which most of its inhabitants are not even able to locate it in a map, your elite is really impressive.