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youtube.com/watch?v=208-irQ1Yus
gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_641227.html
gearbest.com/headphone-accessories/pp_661820.html
zapals.com/4-7-inch-small-multi-color-fiber-optic-christmas-tree.html
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_594833.html
warosu.org/g/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=Umi super
agptek.com/support/download.html
agptek.com/blog/?p=1393
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Ravioli ravioli, what's in the busteroli?

Chinese Shopping General.
/csg/ has gotten me hooked on it, dammit. Got a nice replacement LCD screen for a Samsung tablet, and it is a perfect fit. Also got various 110v powered LEDs which are awesome, and a power analyzer. No issues so far. The Aliexpress app is breddy gud.

Got this meme today.

did you test it to check if it's really 32gigs? link?

7 out of 9 of my 11.11 orders are still stuck on China, how are your orders doing?

Also controller info required, i.e. is it really UHS1

Bonus points for posting with IKEA shark

l2 link new thread on the old one

Thread was archived already.

youtube.com/watch?v=208-irQ1Yus
Never buy chink jewelry.

I've been using the v2 of the KZ ZS5 IEMs for several months, so I thought I'd drop a shitty review/opinion/my two cents/whatever the fuck you call this. No photos because I'm using them right as I'm writing this


>Sound quality
They sound great, but are VERY source sensitive and the treble is a lil bit on the higher side than I'd like to. Bass is great for the price range. Speaking of the source sensitivity, when I tested them on my S7 and 2012 Nexus 7, I experienced hissing when songs got really quiet and occasionally a low frequency whine on the S7. The hiss is not that noticeable on ipod nano 7G or Blackberry Q10. Fuck you, I'm not doing an audiophile review.
>Comfort
I really wouldn't recommend them wearing for way too long. Yes, they might fight snuggly and you can even sometimes forget that they're in your ears, but after several hours of wearing them on a plane,the odd shape caused discomfort and made the outside of my ears hurt. Mind you this is uncommon and probably has to do with how I put them in.
>Cable
No problem with this one. I even prefer the memory wire on the cable to wrap around your ears. One of the main selling points for me were the swappable cables, seeing as all headphones or earphones I had previously ended up dying because of failure on the cable. I have yet to get the BT module or a different cable for it.
>Eartips
DEAR FUCKING LORD. They're super shit. These fuckers slip out so easily that in my case they popped off the IEM 10 seconds after attaching them and they kept staying in my ears. There's no groove to hold them in and no online guide for eartips to stay on helped. If you do get this IEM, do yourself a favor and throw memory foam eartips into your cart as well.


6.5/10
They're decent, get them with a discount if possible. Can't really beat the price.

please name next thread chinese shopping general

Fuck off, chink shit is iconic

linkarino?

MIXZA micro sd's have long been confirmed to be legit

I actually found them comfortable enough. I used them for 9 hours straight on a college trip, they just got super waxy. I'm slighty more upset that the paint falls off around the edges with enough use but with that price it can be forgiven.

Link?

>Some alliexpress 11/11 orders already here

Is this heaven?

First 11.11 packages arrived!

What are you going to fix with that fan

anybody spotted gud melatonin enriched friday deals yet?

gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_641227.html
On sale right now actually
Using the Newbee foam eartips (Amazon has 3 dollars more expensive version with two sets of same sized foam eartips instead of one silicone and one foam set of eartips)
gearbest.com/headphone-accessories/pp_661820.html

Dunno, this part is stabbing my ear and it just hurts after some time

Got this in the mail yesterday. Fit my 250 perfectly and looks/ sounds great. Obvious knockoff but I'd rather spend $100 on a decent knockoff than $500 on something legit. Chinks did good this time.

I am looking for a new phone.
Currently I have an Umi super. It's alright and I would like to upgrade from that.
I am looking for:
>a phone with a snapdragon processor,
>4 GB of ram,
>headphone jack,
That are the most important things.
Less important but nice to have:
>dual or simply good camera
>fingerprint sensor
>usb type c
>quick charge
>hardware buttons(the ones below the screen)
>being bezelless or resembling an iphone like mi a1/mi 5x (i'm not a fag, I just like the looks, don't bully me),
> 3000 - 4000mAh battery,
Oh, and I would like to pay no more than 220usd. Any recommendations?
I'm considering
> Xiaomeme mi a1/mi 5x since I had a redmi note 2 and i loved it,
> Vernee Mix 2
> redmi note 5
> honor 7x
The ideal phone has all the features mentioned above. So far I think that mi a1 is the best choice

>Chinese Shopping General

the power factor and flicker are abhorrent with these driverless leds

That RS-20A arrived today.
But I was at work so its a trip to the post office tomorrow to go scoop it up.
Well, once the posties been anyway, since I dont want to miss any of the other shit I ordered first.

looking solid m8, if anything i'd reinforce those spring bracket things welds
t. product designer

I've owned various Mixza sharks, all legit (at least as far as size, not sure how to verify speed)

zapals.com/4-7-inch-small-multi-color-fiber-optic-christmas-tree.html

Just ordered my chink christmas tree for 30 cents which is pretty neat.

Thanks senpai. Yea the springs seem like they could potentially come off if theyre not kept under tension. How would I reinforce them?

Is it only that price with a new account?

...ah, nevermind, entered the wrong code.

Not but I would maybe seek better springs or go to a garage and get more hook fabricated and welded on so you could install another 2 horizontally

Received some of mine last Saturday. Pretty fucking amazing they can send that shit in a fucking week.

go to a mate that has a welding machine, or go to an exhaust shop, and have them turn those little weld spots into weld beads
as suggested, extra brackets wouldn't hurt, tho finding the correct spring (or one with the same force as the one you've already got) might be a tad tricky

sweet. thanks for sharing the link user.

Ahem

Sorry, took a while to find an app that actually works. Since my card reader is a throttling piece of shit I had to improvise.
Was a flashsale here:
gearbest.com/memory-cards/pp_594833.html

I must have gotten lucky then. all of my units are flicker-free and have a PF of 1. I've got several 50w units on the way and will post my findings.

>tfw theres a spelling error in my address
>tfw postnl refuses to help me and tell me to contact aliexpress
>tfw aliexpress support is pure cancer

Some more packages lads.

CHINKS KNOW WORLDWIDE COSTUMERS AND WHAT LOCAL TYPOS THEY SEEK.

>blacking out your fingers

>power factor
Who gives a fuck? - serious question, except for industrial users who would never buy chinkshit anyway.

>zapals.com/4-7-inch-small-multi-color-fiber-optic-christmas-tree.html


is it possible to get it even cheaper then 30c?

"Led Keychain" from "Lucky bag", they were 5 cents for 5 of them after Cashback so bretty gud, they're bright af.

67 cents bicycle tire pump, haven't tested but seems alright.

18 euro 4k action cam, still need to test it.

>redmi note 5
its just rumors right now(eta +5 months until sale) right this moment mi a1 is the best one for you.

this.

>big ass
hahah

fuck, is that pump deal still on?

since companies pay a literal misery to shills, these are usually 3rd worlders, such as pajeets. their brown tone is easily identified because of our humans instincts telling us not to trust that filth, thats why this guy, not even intelligent enough to photoshop himself whiter (not that it would do him any good), decided to censor his skin in the most ingenious way he could think of.

When I started ordering chink shit it took stuff from Alliexpress like 6 weeks to get here, against 2 weeks for GearBest.

Now the tides have turned.

Interesting. Thanks for the tips!

So it's fake CF?

>$24 USD shipping because DHL only
th-thanks anyways

Asia style is objectively best girl.

What store

Nope.

I like how the 3'2" loli is for Japan/Korea/Thailand.

Bad PF costs the power company more, and soon they will start charging consumers for it, the metering is already in place.

Pretty sure it's meant to be the "origin" not target audience.

I need a shaver, help me out

The little blonde loli in THOT-gear is supposed to be Asian?

Nah, an asian loli would be in a schoolgirl outfit.

>loli
C cup tits
wut?
she's a midget.

why is loli face censored?

what is Lucky bag?

CF?

Ordered my Mi Notebook 13.3 on 1 November REEEEEEEEE

modelled on Madeleine McCann

Gearbest sends a "random" item from a particular category.

Carbon Fiber.

Audio player that popped my csg cherry is finally here lads.
Bought to replace dead rockboxed clip+, shown for size comparison in pic.
Haven't had a chance to use it properly but quick review.

I updated the firmware to the latest A02 firmware as soon as I got it, which makes the menus much easier to navigate. (The very latest UI ""update"" is some hack job which applies a filter over everything (including album art), so use the one before that which is functionally identical)

Ruizu X02 / AGPtek A02
Good
>Detects / plays my 16 bit FLACs perfectly
>Detects album art
>Nice soft touch feel
>Decent quality buttons
>Powerful output, painfully loud with earbuds at half volume
>Uses micro USB instead of mini
>Audio quality as good as clip+

Bad
>FLAC playback isn't quite gapless (gap is only a fraction of a second but still annoying)
>No volume buttons
>Chink quality UI, still useable but not as polished as rockbox
>No advanced rockbox features like crossfading (not that big of an issue)
>Song ordering is a little funky. Firmware update fixed most issues but some songs in the file browser appear randomly out of order (order is fine in "play by album" mode though).

Battery is claimed to be 80 hours, can't yet confirm whether is comes close to this or not.

Overall it seems like a great player though. Not quite as good as the clip+, but a great deal for £13 ($17).

>Oct 23
>Sorry, your shipping information has not updated yet!

who's that

Ok Clive

lunch

>It takes 5 days to get shit to post office of my country
>it takes 25 days without anything updating
>I contact them
>"we lost the packet lol"

Why isn't europe a 7 year old girl?

FUCK OFF PISSPHONE

Is this the new keyboard copypasta?
warosu.org/g/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=Umi super

What's a good price tracking site for gaybeast and aliexpress?
There is a flash deal and i'm not sure whether the price won't drop further.

>and soon they will start charging consumers for it
[citation needed]

I agree with you concerning the P.F. the whole point of switching to LED lighting is to use less energy and reduce costs. I just rechecked a 10w unit with a Kill-A-Watt EZ power meter an confirmed a 1.00 P.F. and zero flicker.
The only real drawback with these is that they must be properly mounted to a suitable heat sink, or heat dissipating enclosure.

Welp my Zuk Z2 just died when I was installing firmware and it isn't being detected on any PC anymore. Should I get RN4, Mi A1 or something else?

Why is GearBest so fucking annoying to buy from?

4 times have I had problems and I refuse to buy anything else from them.


1. sent back item and they refused to accept a refund. Had to contact PayPal who luckily agreed with me. Next day get a "hate" mail from GearBest.


2. SSD is broken, has 10% of storage working and shit speeds. They refuse to refund and again I have to contact PayPal who agreed with me.


3. Shit never arrived, no proof to give to Paypal and GearBest refused to give a refund.


4. They sent the wrong item and again no help from PayPal.

I bought some of those led lights on ebay. the ones I bought you can touch them to turn them on and off and if you touch them longer you can dim or brighten the light

Got my phone privacy screen.

Works perfectly, but it makes my screen much darker which I didn't think off.
Great for watching porn at work

All my purchases were fine.

Looking to buy a set of metal dice, does anyone have any experience with chink versions?

where the fuck do you order from?

Fucking up dice is pretty hard I guess.

Got more info on the firmware situation? I know there's 1.10 ('AGPtek A02(8GB) update firmware' on the site) and V1.7, and I think I recall seeing V1.6 floating around somewhere too, which one did you end up flashing?

agptek.com/support/download.html

I got one of my pairs of glasses today 21 days from the time I ordered, they seem good no weird protrusions or assembly goofs. They came with a case (broken pic related) a screwdriver which instills confidence and a pouch for some reason. The grind seems dead nuts on packaging was consistent with what other anons have shown. I will update in a few weeks to report any eye cancer. They are from OTO Glasses on ali, would recommend.

V1.7.1 20170826 from here:
agptek.com/blog/?p=1393

it's surprisingly easy, they have to be well balanced

How did you figure out if they'd fit before you ordered?

Post Gearbest hatemail pls

Thx for the link, didn't realise they had newer firmwares available!

>Buying a chink ssd

Measured and asked, they will answer any dumb fuck question you have, ie:how far back should my ears be. I have too many old pairs laying around used their measurements as a guesstimate £16 for photocromic with the "chinesitanium" frame. Worth the gamble against £200 at the robtician who will order from these guys anyway.