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Jenna

howling

Why are black people so good at running?

pulling pints

>Look at me, I'm being a normal

drinking something other than human blood must be quite the novelty for her

admit it, it's really tasty

the eyes
i can't

Our Banastre 2bqh

>4.5%
cider should be like 7% or more

>all that head

1 is fine, anything more is nah.
same for any fruity cider

What's wrong with the eyes?

aunt brought some back from home bargain once so I only know it as "that swedish one"

delicioua

night lads xx

they are flawless it makes me sad

>On a night out pissed and you start smoking and by the time youve finished you realise you just smoked 5 ciggies in the span of 15 minutes and your head starts to spin so you have to sit down trying to ignore everyone talking while you suffer in the corner staring at the one thing to keep yourself from going dizzy and getting sick

the absolute worst

taking a Thulean perspective

terrible pint, she should be hanged, drawn and quartered

ngl all I drink on nights out are fruity ciders

occasionally drink wine spritzers
used to drink whiskey when i was a teenager, but drank too much at the end of school and puked my guts out. the smell of whiskey alone makes me sick now.


not sure where i became such a bender when it comes to alcohol 2bh, i swear i like girls

>taking a Thulean perspective

literally me right now

Couldn't agree more

>americans on Sup Forums right now
DIRE

lel

Vargs a bit too much for me 2bh

>drinking cider over superior lager cause your a poof who cant handle the taste of a good beer

I'm like that with vodka, used to abuse it and now I hate it.

I like whiskey, rum, lager and white wine, the sugarey stuff gets sickly really fast for me

don't believe California exists.

They're not blue

It exists but only for films and tv

proper put myself off spirits as well

now it's just cider, cheap lager and liqueurs

that's it lads i want in on these olympian orgies
becoming an olympic sprinter lads
jsut got to run every day for a year till im not fat anymore
then just keep running for a couple more years till im really fast

Is she white lads?

>brown eyes
into the trash

Varg is fully insane

Literally Tim-tier

Imagine boko haram abducted 300 schoolgrills who looked like her. We'd have found them by now.
It isn't nice, but it's true.

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>trash

Foy

t. black christian

>Imagine boko haram abducted 300 schoolgrills who looked like her. We'd have found them by now.
>It isn't nice, but it's true.

cucked again lads

Just passing by to tell you that your plumbing (toilets, taps...) is rubbish

And rightly so, it would be a serious genetic waste for women that beautiful to die.

blue eyes are not as good desu
look soulless
I like doll eyes

>china
45 medals

>hong kong
0 medals

uh, what went wrong (besides no access to PEDs of course)

>yanks trying to britpost and failing this hard

lidl does cider called woodgate thats really cheap but it actually tastes class

>rum

just remembered i like Malibu too.

pretty much anything sweet.
Maybe it's because I don't drink too often and I had a childhood filled with sweet drinks so I still haven't acquired the taste for some of the less sweet drinks.

>tfw the korean gf bounces on your dick and massages your back

Anyone else know this feel?

how dare you

>Tfw smoking a rollie drunk while listening to waltzing matilda crying

i-im not a poof!

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don't you have literal shit cascading down your streets?

youtu.be/FbDmgpoocKk
go to 1:43 you cretin
witness the pinnacle of kazuya theme remixes
feel the energy

me

Rasheed

Very Australian of you

was thinking more like dark or spiced rum tbqhwy

how old are you out of curiosity?

I kinda went off that stuff around 20/21

They prefer to be known as Frenchmen mate

I cried listening to Danny Boy while on acid and lying in a field at night

its a meme you dip

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ah its the canadian thats constantly on a plethora of hallucinogenic drugs

hello lad

blue eyes are great on men, brown and green eyes are better on women

>that feel when you spill your spunk on the face of a pale qt with freckles and big doe brown eyes

might clench my hand into a fast and then move it towards a yanks face and an extremely quick speed thus generating much power

into a fist*
i've fucked it

Wait mate this isn't Waltzing Matilda this is a sad song put on the actual Waltzing Matilda

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cant be a nonce since this site is 18+ you utter weapon

Great tune.

19, one of the young'ins of /brit/.

how exactly does the drinking transition happen? i still enjoy ciders and all that and i can't imagine acquiring the taste for lager, but i reckon i probably will eventually.

trying to convince my mate to try some Nutmeg with me tomorrow in exchange for some red Lebanese hash

lets be honest
brown eyes would be super qt but because nonwhites have them they become undesireable

brown =/= black

warmest regards from /cum/

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i live in a welsh county that's like 99% white so non-whites don't really get on my nerves that much

Do Americans from /cum/ like Trump?

hope u get banned

/cum/ more like /shite/

only thing I got from nutmeg was a headache
tastes vile, too

So what you're saying is 'White Is Right'

I guess I started drinking more beer because its more cost effective on nights out, mixed drinks are generally a total rip off in clubs and bars

wine I got onto going to house parties, because a bottle is enough (or used to be) and its easier than carrying 8 beers.

always liked spirits

Big eyes only look good when brown tbqh

*rings bell*

OH JANNY-BOY

OH FUCK YES CALL ME MARGRET THATCHER THE CUM CATCHER

Thats not a sad put on you wank

thats a song from ww1, the soldier used to be a waltzing matilda till he got his legs blown off by turkroaches

i mean, youd have to be pretty autistic to reject someone over eyecolour but i just think brown is the least attractive. A qt with brown eyes would still get it though

THE HOTTTT POCKETS ARE CALLLLLLINGGGG

Switched from wifi to mobile data just for that post grandad

BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

how much did you eat? did you drink lots of water?

I've heard it depends on the quality so I went to some posh organic market and picked up some ground stuff.
at worst it won't work but nbd, you just need to drink lots of water to stop the bad effects. I lift so I drink lots of water anyways.

Quite a few, yes.
He finally totally lost me with russia remark.

t. celtic brown eyed country

this

ran out of beer

it's only downhill from here

MILK SNATCHER

I understand the song mate but when I said that's very Australian it's because Waltzing Matilda is an Australian song. It refers to going off alone on a trek across the outback. When you said you were listening to Waltzing Matilda I assumed you were listening to the actual song and not a song about the song.

*drops mic*

what you on about? I'd say brown eyes is a minority here