Be at school

>be at school
>see a qt hacker with a riced tiling window setup
>what do?

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Create beautiful joint autism

Stop being a homosexual.

>walk over to grill
>ask about her window manager
>reach down and slowly start stroking her feminine penis

it's a tranny
avoid

Do girls ever rice their desktops?

force my package into her repos

>wake up
>realise that everyone uses Windows 8/10 or OSX with at least 20 things on their desktop
>the only other person in class that uses linux is the equally fat neckbeard, but he runs Ubuntu LTS

kek, no dumbass.

>girls dont rice their vimrc

Fuck off

why not? i though they like pretty things why not a pretty desktop?

Dream about sucking her cute feminine penis.

Customizing things outside of their appearance is frowned upon

Says who?

Fall in love

Not every qt autistic CS major girl who runs gentoo has a penis. Some are post-op.

What's that font on the image?

Absolutely.

"I'm more of a KDE man myself."

Kek. Underrated post.

ask her if she even has a job

no, but the few that showed a minimal interest on it never understood the appeal besides convenience. It's like they don't get aesthetics, just function which in turn boggles my mind because most bitches are more into looks than function when it comes to pretty much every single aspects of their lives

ricing your desktop is literal autism and pointless

the point of a desktop is so i can conveniently have shortcuts to things I use a lot, not the create as much real estate as possible for an anime wallpaper

Nice bait

>I see you're running i3. I'm more of a herbstluftwm guy myself.

I know one with i3wm but again she's a bigger autist than me. Sup Forums is probably too normal for her.

Redpill me on herbstluftwm
What are the advantages over i3, how easy is configuring it,...?

No idea, I just made a meme.

Prove that she is more autistic than your average Sup Forumsentooman

truly no advantages, just a matter of preference.

she's using arch and as far as i know created her own distro. she's also into hardcore porn. don't ask how i know...

walk away so i don't get got

And? You're not talking to her?

Tiling window managers completely hide the wallpaper. I don't think you know what you're talking about.

rarely. we have different courses at uni. and as i said she's autistic as fuck. though she's pretty cute.

>don't ask how i know...
if you went as far as to sniff her wifi packets I know you can go a bit further and sniff her crotch while licking her clit
what laptop is she using?

dell xps13

Give her the SystemD

I don't know how I feel about this.
Hope she is cute and hope you are not too much of a pussy to tell us about it but not doing anything

Sounds like a dream desu

yes uwu

>she's also into hardcore porn
What kind of hardcore porn?

interracial. she's white...

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I would find it cute but years of being in this hell hole have taught me to never trust and always assume that any "girls" here are delusional dudes with tits.
If I'm wrong, cute rice.

some do, e.g:
youtube.com/watch?v=Api6dFMlxAA

>OS: Arch Linux
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why are they always european based?
gonna have to go to some linux events over there.

she'll pay the toll soon, jamal doesn't care about the soul of the rice

kok

You're pathetic.

Just let the chad in your computing class take her.

Because all Americans are (fat and ugly) xor stupid, that stereotype holds up pretty well.

kek. she's not my type. was never interested.

say it ain't so user

find $HOME -name '.*' -or -name '*config*' -exec rm -f {} +

>wake up.
>kill myself.

>shut down you shitty macBook
>go cry a little

Damn, you got me. That's a good trap right there.

>Ubuntu LTS

I don't think that's a neckbeard, user.

"Hey lady, you just hacked my heart. Let's plug our stuff without using a firewall."

"eyyy bb let me merge my ~/.Xresources with your xrdb"

>>Ubuntu LTS
>I don't think that's a neckbeard, user.
agreed hes just a larping faggot if hes on ubuntu

sauce

same here, it's fucking disgusting.
Computer Science has really become a marketing shitshow for MS/Apple

fuck that's my uni
I knew I should have gone to LinuxDays this year

how do you know?

post socks

you sound like an absolute normie in your use of words.

please go back to r*ddit

>Not knowing the Ilya faggot
Newfag

It natively supports having gaps and I find it easier to configure.

Wake up?

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If she replied unironically with something as equally cringy, would you still try to advance with her?

If she's cute and submissive, yes.

don't bully her

>so i see you're running i3wm!
>you know, i'm actually on herbstluftwm myself.
>i know this window manager is supposed to be better, but...
>you know what they say
>"old habits, they die hard"

this is a blue board user

they are interested in looks as a function to get what they want user.

thats why every year fashion changes, and if its popular girls do it, even if its ugly. it doesn't matter what it is, as long as it serves the girls function of getting attention

>girl is (male) or hideous and fat

you are in then. just don't be like me by screwing it up and just ghosting her, for no reason.

Easy.
>ask her what her favorite flavor of gentoo is
>she replies she only uses FSF approved distributions, and that this is just her BF's laptop running trisquel
>suddenly Stallman slaps your ass from behind you and comments that your phone looks awfully proprietary, illicitness loud giggling from his robot qt GF

be nice to her

females don't waste their time ricing because they know it's nothing but autistic mental masturbation for neckbeards who don't even have a real reason for using a computer as much as they do other than trying to escape the pathetic reality of their existence

OwO I've always wondered what browser this is xD but this is t-the first time I dare ask UwU be gentle uguu~

firefox

do NOT bully akari!

What happened to Illya?

Slap him

I showed a qt my x200s with i3 and she freaked out. "OMG u just typed in like 100 passwords you must be a genius... hey... where's your trackpad?"

Explorer.exe is a tiling window manager.

nothing uwu

Good, I was worried for a second.

Ask "her" about her programming socks to break the ice.

meanwhile I'm sitting in my courses in university not even pulling my laptop out of my bag because all the shitters struggle to even get their hello world compiling, so they block any progress
I just want my fucking degree already

only asians

Stop being retarded.

Adorkable.

>You're the "hacker" of your uni because you run W10 and you removed the cortana search field and useless default icons in your taskbar, as well as not having some stupid email/facebook/whatsapp notification on your desktop every 5 minutes

Suck his dick user.

>in class
>notice qt girl next to me is on irc on her laptop
>i ask her about it
>"i just use it to speak to my bf, he doesnt use social media because hes paranoid about the fbi or some shit.. he showed me how to use his chat room"