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poetry about poleaboo edition

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nigger shit

out with angry irish men
in with hot irish babes

Wonder what it would be like being 20 years old in the 70's

This 2bqh

Not impossible, but on what scale and where?
Definitely not syria.
Small foreign policy is super popular here now.

poleaboo
comes to my house on cue
poleaboo
gets on his knees to clean my loo
poleaboo
loves cleaning my poo
poleaboo
lets me bang his ugly sister
poleaboo
i love you too

steam off my piss

hahahah

Abigaile Johnson t b h lads

Smoking a fag watching sunset before I go to bed no better feel me lads

>have a well-paying job no matter your education
>knock up a broad, marry her, put her and your progeny in the house you will shortly fully own
>be miserable, hate the youth and act like you didn't dodge the draft

the mexinarco is here

You just connected with a yank.

How does that make you feel?

I'm not sure exactly, she's made threats towards Iran in the past and the scale was to completely destroy the country.

To be fair she said that would be in retaliation to attacking Israel, but it's quite the statement.

She was for attacking Iraq, played a part in attacking Libya, armed rebel groups which later became ISIS etc. etc. I just don't see that as good foreign policy personally.

Depends on what state lad

dont see how this would be economically viable

I've met a pretty hot polish girl or two.

Oh, wait.
It was one and she was actually dutch.

youtube.com/watch?v=Fo6ZaCTqxwM

Good thing I'm not a retarded yank or ozie

Born the son of an officer on a base I have no memory of, raised in colorado, upstate ny, ohio, and northern california.

Nothing wrong with taking pride in being jr, jr.

>and the scale was to completely destroy the country.
unlikely.
Destabilisation under the banner of replacing a corrupt regime worked well for the last 20 years, overtly.

midday
sunshining
listening to this as I cruise on aimlessly down the lakeshore
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boring thread

I'm just paraphrasing her.

Worked well for who? Destabilisation seems to be causing all kinds of problems.

kind of worried about this whole nutmeg thing now after people scaring me in annother thread about liver cancer and overdosing.

I've got pre-ground stuff not fresh but I have no idea how potent it is or how much to take. can't be as strong as fresh

Works well for the states who else.

Yeah now a mexican is in it.

I doubt it's been in the people's best interest at all.

doing a procrastinate

Nutmeg and banana peel is prison desperation highs. Normal people never need to fuck with that.
Not, We the people's interests. Of course not.

Do people actually call corn "maize"?

americans do because they use a lot of spanish/italian

>Attila the hun died in spring 453
>Constantinople fell exactly 1000 years later in spring
really makes u think

>prison desperation highs
I just like to try new things and want to see how it is. I don't see why one high is worse or better than another.
never tried the banana peel though I've read about it in the Anarchist cookbook

no we dont you freak
i think natives might call it that though

You're not wrong, but she was literaly cogging.
She wouldn't make a decisive shift in us fp in the middle east, at all.
We and iran are comparatively friends now that saudi is getting phased out.
Big fan of the "pivot" east, can't happen quickly enough desu.
t. fp-fag

doing my best

do you post this at the same time every day?

In failing to seduce a pole,
he became difficult to console
but instead of becoming swole
he castrated his little troll, to then
procrastinate on the doll.

Europeans do.
Pretty fucking funny everytime.

armenia seems to be a comfy country

doing a 1987 ford explorer

>south/central americans can be reffered to as "americans"

Toppest.

Tim is a fucking terrible singer the fat nutter cunt he is

Croatia seems a shit-ton comfier, my non-apostate, ansoc brother.

why is he so sweaty?

~we've only just beg-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uhn~

Serbia >>>> croatia

doing a Ford F150

I'M JUST A SUCKER WITH NO SELF ESTEEM

because they won't stop killing the mandem

>Japanese jazzy-folk
ah yes
didn't realize /my jam/ shipment was in already

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Can the killing of the mandem immediately cease please

since you asked nicely

Christ you turbo-normans get the fuck up.
post your best psychedelic experience.

I have shrooms and nutmeg burning a hole in my pocket but I need to save them for latter this week.

oi blud

Thank god. Now I can rest knowing the mandem is safe.

The Mandem is never safe

how many white women do you think Usain Bolt shags at the Olympics?

Are you threatening the mandem lad?

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>Do psychedelics once
>really strong dose
>Hallucinate like crazy
>have a near "death" experience
>wake up in hospital
never again

>another day of work

ah yes, excellent, fantastic, great. Only 50 more years...

Bit rude lad are you saying Usain is ugly

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I am the mandem

The mandem is self-aware

Bad post

is it really that boring and depresing?

>Trucker found love by texting number scrawled on toilet wall offering a 'good sh*g'

having a lol

how do we stop the mandem?

Ukraine? I think you mean Russia.

think I'll identify as some sort of gender fluid badger today lads

what did you do?
also ego death is an important part of it.

once I thought I was dead and turned into a ghost, but was ok with it after the initial shock.
had a chat with these really freaky lovecraft looking creatures but I couldn't understand what they were saying, only my replies.

Upvoted

when ukraine was part of russia, it was better

Upper class English doing Irish travelling folk music.
It's great when it's repackaged.
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EXTREMELY sour lemon drink

*downvotes your life*

Stop downvoting the mandem

China and America should hatefuck and get it over with already

lsd. But I get the feeling it was mixed with amphetamines or meth

when they hate fucked, millions cambodians died

>But I get the feeling it was mixed with amphetamines or meth
why would someone do that? seems like a waste of meth.
also wasn't it on a blotter paper or something?
that seems like a normal trip, just a rough time.

>nutmeg
you are a braver soul than me

I did it once. It was a fucking chore getting the whole 29g jar down. Even with a few gallons of water.
I don't even remember the experience. I just know that 3 days late I was still pretty wasted and by the grace of god, got a call to stay home due to lack of business.

I can't even smell the stuff any more without wretching.

>oh stop playing with my leg Malcolm I'm weeping already

>britlards
>white
Kuek

Watching water polo lads
Brazil monkeys vs. based Hungarians

Makes me miss highschool

Out of this thread please m'laddo

having a wank
doing a poo
having a think
about you
wanks and poos and lots of (You)s
having a wee, doing a see

What HS?

hahahahahaha another mexican is here

The lives of nonwhite people are worthless

faaahkin 'ell

>tfw registered AlbertoBarbosa on reddit ages ago and forgot the password
;_;

Mira Costa

:(

I remember when rebbit was a dirty word around here.
Bunch of saps.

Paul?