Iphone x is too expensi-

>iphone x is too expensi-

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>3 bucks for a cup of coffee

I literally have none of those things other than a mattress, which I paid $100 for.

How many days

It's not about the price, it's about the value.
Also why pay $3 for coffee when Monster Zero Ultra is $?

based on the average phone upgrade cycle of 690 days

if you're buying a new iphone x you will definitely will get the next version when it comes out next year

I have none of these.

Should be 690 coffees then.

Where can I find dollar signs?

what kind of river water are you drinking that costs $1 !?

This is some grade A sheep milking graphic.

>$1.57 a day
$47.10 a month. So, it effectively roughly doubles a reasonable single line cell phone bill.

Mattress? Your sleep is more valuable than your phone user experience. And if you're piss poor, you can get a decent sleep on a midrange air mattress for less.

Planet Fitness? Jog, take the stairs, etc. You get most of the fitness benefit and it's free.

Netflix Premium + Hulu no ads? How about just plain Netflix. No need to pay for both unless you watch an ungodly amount of TV.

THREE DOLLAR fucking coffee? Get a coffee maker and a large can of grounds. It's way cheaper.

Free water, 25c per coffee, 4 coffees per day.

Stop defeating my straw man.

>he can't even brew coffee properly
I fucking swear this modern day culture is so shit.

Listen you fucking inbred retard. Any sum of money will seem small if you divide it by a thousand. The iphone x is not only the most expensive but also the worst value smartphone on the market.

Sadly in a year when your iphone x breaks (and you'll still be paying for it) you'll just come back here and start shilling whatever overpriced shit apple puts out then.

I don't even have a job

>faggot coffee
Also,
>implying that phone is even worth $1.5 after its sand belt accident.

>iced coffee
Hi, soy boy.

Oh, so it's actually cheap. I still would never buy this shit

You're telling me the iPhone X is actually pretty cheap? Maybe I shouldn't buy one as a status symbol and premium device. After all, at $1.57 a day, even someone on welfare could afford it pretty easily.

It's coffee for people that don't drink coffee.

An iphone is less expensive than a fukken cup of coffee? Fuck that, I look like a nigger on welfare.

Frappucino and other "coffee drinks" that are basically milkshakes are coffee for people that don't drink coffee. Iced coffee -- like OP says and has a picture of -- is normal hot coffee with ice cubes put in it. You can make this yourself as easy as making hot coffee, just throw fucking ice in it at the end.

>comparing something you drink and dispose of to a fragile, expensive phone
also you never listed
>the price of the coffee upfront
>the amount of days
i highly doubt that an iced coffee is priced over $5
based on paying back the iced coffee
$2.99 upfront
>$2.99 / 690 = $0.00433333333... a day
$2.99 a day (for 690 days)
>$2.99 * 690 = $2,063.10

Iced coffee for $2.99/day is actually the cheapest option because you'll die by diabetes far earlier than the colon cancer from the iphone x would kill you.

No one say it's too expensive, people just don't want to overpay for garbage and walue their anal virginity.

who the fuck drinks a 3$ iced coffee daily

Sup Forums pass: 20c/day

i paid $140 for my S4 which i've had for 3 years now, that comes out to 13c/day so far

2.99 is the initial cost of coffee, not the daily cost

Joke is on you OP, I've had the same mattress since 2001.

Its like saying that iPhone x is 999/day

But whats the point of having a iphone x or macbook pro if i can't show it off at starbucks?

it's too expensive for the little it's offering dumb shill, sage

who needs these things? Except the mattress and the coffee, but not at that price.

Cost per day is a way to sell a poor people

consumerist subhuman logic; comparing _the_ most overpriced mediocre gadget on the market right now with an overprice cold beverage, other unnecessary life style objects made by the same company, an apathy enabling streaming subscription, a mattress and a zeitgeist gym membership to justify the absolutely unnecessary purchase of yet another bad product to re-evalute your social status and you accepts of others based on wealth that you don't have but display by owning and carrying these objects with pride.

why haven't you degenerate faggots literally killed yourselves yet?

add a few bucks and get a pocket spring core, haven't slept better and it also helps with the back pain. don't be cheap in the wrong area kiddo

...

Every single unnecessary thing people try to sell is shilled with 'dont eat/drink this for a month and you can afford it'
Id starve if i fell for half of it. Coffee places would go out of business from lack of patrons. Its such a tired meme.

>normal hot coffee with ice cubes put in it
>making hot coffee, just throw fucking ice in it at the end.
blasphemy
you're supposed to pour the coffee on the ice cubes

>not include screen repair fee.

for $3 I can get a large can of coffee that will last for 2 weeks

You can brew your own coffee and get an even lower cost than $1

>andropoors can't afford 1.57$ a day

>not making drip at home if you drink coffee at all

This triggers my inner calvinist

>637 days
>implying that the average Apple drone is capable of holding to an iPhone for that long

really? a large can of instant coffee here is about $20
still way cheaper than $3/cup

> instant

non-instant coffee doesn't come in cans (... where i live)

ice coffee cost 3$ ??? here i can buy coffee with ice for less than 1 Euro

Who the fuck rents a mattress

Americans, it's more common then you think

Your mother will love it. Your grandmother will love it. Your aunt will love it. Anyone can use it! And how much are you going to pay for this modern marvel of engineering? $5,000? $10,000? No, and that's the best part. The iPhone X can be yours today - for only 700 easy payments of $1.50 per day. Wow!

I personally buy the latest iPhone every 3 years. I wouldn't buy the X though, if I was buying today I'd buy the 8.

>netflix premium
>no ads
WTF niggers, you have paid subscription and still habe ads?

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I don't drink coffee regularly and when I do I make it at home and it doesn't cost me $3.

What is the life expectancy of that matress?
Because that looks expensive as shit

>Can't make his own coffee

It IS too expensive. $1,000 for a phone outclassed by one for that's half the price is too much and anyone that spends it is fiscally irresponsible.

Bet there’s a cheeky can of Lavazza gold somewhere

what the fuck is a zeitgeist gym membership? if someone can afford it they'll buy it.

$3 for iced coffee is a ripoff. Make your own coffee at home and put ice in it.

>buy $100000 cellphone
>divide it by 100000 days
>IT'S CHEAPER THAN COFFEE!!!
lmao

the problem is that it's an iPhone not that it's expensive.

>this is the mental gymnastics poorfags use to convince themselves they can totally afford a new phone

this is why most of the country has no savings

or you can just not buy any of these and save to pay your mortgage

Netflix is $0.33/day, bundling that together with something else just to inflate the value is misleading.
And why the amount per day?
Is that easier to make normal people understand?
Why not go the other direction and make the coffee amount per month as it is the only thing that costs money per day?
Most people get paid once a month, so it is a much easier number to grasp than a daily expense.

If you kill yourself everything in there will cost you $0/day

>Iced coffee

Fucking americans

hot drinks are terrible and burn your mouth.

t. ices unsweetened coffee and tea

Who the fucking assholes drinks a goddamn 3 dollar watered down coffee every single day?

what
but you're getting another coffee each day for $2.99, you're not getting a new iphone each day for $1.57
who even makes these

Does anyone really drink iced coffee every day? Like I've had maybe 1 in the last 10 years.

carazzy prices!

While you are right in the perfect world scenario you created, there are some very obvious flaws in your theory. You assume the iPhone will be used for a specific time, which of course may vary a lot depending on its user. You also didn't include the possible costs of repairs. And nobody in their right mind would buy a $3 cup of coffee every single day for a few years.

>planet fitness
dyel detected

>moto e4
>can calculate 1+2+3
>20¢ per day

>Mattress
>0.49/day
So in just one year, that's 150 bucks. My spring mattress cost less than that, and I've had it for over 10 years. Up until 200 years ago, a regular modern spring mattress would have been considered luxurious by kings. If your back can't handle it, maybe you should spend the extra money on a gym card instead. Actually, you don't even have to. Just walk up and down the stairs instead of taking the elevator, do a couple of pushups a few times a week and don't eat like a fucking cow and you'll see drastic improvements.

ITT: cognitive dissonance

yeah but too bad its hardware AND software is a dumpster fire
il keep my iphone 5 thanks

>$1,430.80 for a mattress
That's assuming you follow the 8 year rule

>intel quad-core i7 is too expensi-

>shorter amounts of time make things seem cheaper
Yeah no shit.

A model S costs 10 cents*. You have 10c don't you??

*= Per second

>Financing a phone

People actually do this?

>I dont drink faggot coffe. $0.10 day at most for me.
>I don't have netflix/hulu. $0.
>My job pays for gym. $0
>My mattress costs bellow $200 and I've had it for over 8 years. $0.06 for me.

Also:
>Implying at least 30% of iphone users wont drop and break the screen within 2 years
>Implying most iphone users dont upgrade more often

to be fair, if you're upgrading a lot you do it very cheaply if you sell your current, last-gen flagship

>Mattress is $0.49/day

What the fuck? I recently bought a decent orthopedic mattress for my grandmother for ~$350, and I'm pretty sure she won't destroy it in two years.

5c/day unless you need to shitpost from 4 computers at once

>coffee
don't drink it. besides you can brew your own better cup of coffee for cheap. not as cheap as tea but 1000x cheaper than starbucks.
>phone
my phone cost me $140 and does everything every other phone does. it also has much better battery life than 99% of phones. mid range is where it's at. flagships are a scam.
>streaming services/membership to gym
stop falling for the convenience cuckery. I just pay for internet. I work out my moving around and lifting objects, you know, the traditional way?
>mattress
falling for the new mattress scam? lul
there is a reason those places always have blowout sales, because no one buys new mattresses. I use a mattress that was going unused by my family. most people sleep on mattresses that are many years old. mattresses basically last forever unless you break the inside or stain them horribly.

so for me thats... $140 + $480 (yearly cost for internet) = $1.69/day total.

the SF lifestyle in that pic costs $6.56/day, almost 4x what my cost is, for no real benefit.

>tfw half litres of ice tea and Lumia 1520 cots 1.04 cent/dat
>it's more healthy to have both
KEK

iphones are made to last 1 year
1*1,57 = 573, not even close to the iphone 10 price

>$1.57 daily cost for an iPhone X
>get a new phone every 4-5 years
>over $
>$2300-2800 for an iPhone X

What did they mean by this?

talks like a faggot
walks like a faggot
drinks a faggots drink
has a faggots phone

OP must be a faggot

I can afford to purchase an iPhone if I want to. I have the money in my bank account right now to purchase one.

I'm not going to because I strongly dislike iOS, and do not trust Apple for security over LineageOS.

>Factoring a fucking phone into your budget
Holy shit (((they))) really have you by the balls now.

I don't drink coffee, my phone is 0.20/day untill now, I pay 0.03/day for netflix, Mattress is 200/(365*5)/2=0.05/day untill now.
But i spend 2/day in condoms and lube.

It's only a matter of priority.

lineageos is pretty much the exact same level of botnet
the thing is, you're mentally poor, green bubble.