Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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チンポだいしゅき

陰茎

Communism is one of the biggest religion in Japan.

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pink nipple

gay

>Sauerbraten

I'm surprised because Germany has a culture that they eat horse meat. I assumed that only Japan ate horse meat.

He looks surprisingly fitting in that outfit.

a hairy pink nipple

中坊かいな

おちゅでちゅ

大和神社もいいけど
個人的には
三十三間堂

乳首は見えないけど

One of our Canadian posters kindly took a picture of his own nipple and posted it here.
Let's appreciate it one more time with us all together.

I'm hairier

>gay talking about a guy's nipple
gay thread

I wonder what's the evolutionary explanation of hairy nipples

No
Post animu grills

>I assumed that only Japan ate horse meat.
It's actually only Kyushu though... Also they say Koreans or Mongolians eat them too.

nipples get cold and hard in winter

I'm almost hairless but need to pluck some when I go swimming at gym.

French and belgian eat it too
Swiss eat dog and cat btw

horse meat is very good

Wtf is wrong with the fingers on her right hand
They're all swollen from over practicing with the bow??

Don't you know horse meat called さくら肉?

I see...so penis gets hair because it gets hard in winter.

you mean the glove?

We eat horse meat in Siberia too, but in European part of Russia they don't.

Kek'd

>Shaving it is a sign of having conquered the elements and no longer needing evolution.
>Leaving the bush is a sign that your ancestors conquered the elements and were the fittest that survived
Really makes you thing

Are you of European Russian descent?

I remember all French posters were laughing at Brits for making a fuss about that their frozen meat pies included horse meat.

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Sauerbraten is mostly made out of Beef nowadays though.
Still people eat horse meat, often in the form of sausage.
Mostly in the North of Germany, and most prominently in Niedersachsen this is the case. (as far as I know)

too deep
didn't decipher it

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Onion rings?

We eat it in NRW as well. It's even sold in stores like Kaufland. I mean you're right about it mainly being made of Beef these days but I thing that you can get both options in most regions.

It's interesting that with all the free movement of information, people, goods, and services, we still have food cultures segregated even within a same country.

I'm (mostly) of German descent

beef stroganoff

>only Kyushu
i don't think so.
Do you know that new corned beef(
コンビーフ) contain horse meat?

>1:30 - 2:17
This is Japanese song?
youtube.com/watch?v=62RtAmngI94

I think it's a Kazakh song...

huggies?

日本と朝鮮半島(北を含む)の対立は大国の利益

反日をやり過ぎて外交上、立ち往生の韓国

It's Yugake, that is a deerskin glove-like gear for drawing Japanese bow used in Japanese kyudo (Japanese art of archery) or the art of Japanese archery, and has a groove for pulling the string.

ゆがけ 弓懸、弽、韘
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yugake

Дeйcтвитeльнo зacтaвляeт зaдyмaтьcя

Why did your ancestors move to Siberia?

yeah...we consume lots of stuff without knowing their ingredients...

経済で行き詰っていく中国は2020年までに体制上の危機が起こり、2020年代の中国は国内が荒れていくでしょう

なるほど

Hey insurgentdude.

What did your ancestors do to be sent to Australia?

>2020年までに
can't you make it by the end of this year?
i can't wait.

こんにちは。

One side moved in late 19 century because some grangran was a railroad engineer, some were moved during the war.

?
My Grandfather on my dad's side was in the Dutch navy, he came her and met my Grandmother who's family was a mixture of English and Irish immigrants. My mum's family are descendants of English immigrants who settled in Queensland.

>some
I meant the other side

おはようございます!
my life is a mess.

You guys always have those interesting stories to tell about your ancestors... mines are all farmers and merchants. Boring.

>my life is a mess
what's new?

My friend used 'tsukkomi' to describe a female character he's writing
is it more likely he means 'straight man' (as in the comedy 'straight man') or 'sexual'?

来年の中国は荒れる。5年毎の党大会が秋にあって人事異動の年だから。
前回の2012年は尖閣騒動があった。中国では人事抗争のネタなんだ。

きっと大丈夫になるよ
諦めなければ

hola~!how are you?

なるほど、シベリア鉄道の技師か。

I'm fine, just watching some olympics. What about you?

Do something interesting so your descendants have a cool story to tell about you then

>?
Damn, I guess you're not him.
I managed to spot him on Sup Forums once before and he was really surprised. I've started assuming anyone who's Australian and speaks Russian is insurgentdude, but I guess I just got lucky the first time.
tl;dr: nothing

俺の見てくださいね

見た

me too
僕も
yo también

qué estas viendo?

おはよう どうした?

We have this style of stand-up comedy that is performed by two people.
One says something stupid and then the other objects it in more common-sense compliant ways.
The former is called "boke" and the latter is called "tsukkomi"....does this make sense?

Seems "straight man" but not sure. Your friend writing some sort of fanfic? Meaning might depends on his story and context.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_man_(stock_character)
>"In the manzai comedy of Japan, the straight man is called tsukkomi."

I don't speak Russian, I just have a massive folder full of translations of "Really makes you think" and other ebin memes

日本の団塊世代みたいに変な世代が韓国にもいる

So...does that require me to be interesting and get married and have kids? Forget it. It's just too hard. I just die namelessly.

If you don't already have the Swedish one, let me help you out as a formal apology for mistaking you for him.
"Får en verkligen att tänka."

情報化時代に情報統制した政治システムでは無理だよな。北朝鮮もそう。
中国も北朝鮮も大きな政変と混乱は避けられない。

I'm fine too
I was watching olympics game(ping-pong) in the morning.
They were so close to winning,(´Д`;)
愛ちゃん、惜しかった。

Someone else said "verkligen gör dig tänka", which is more natural?

Just tell them how your family killed the American piggu in ww2

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変な世代というか上から下までそうじゃないか

クソ不味そうwwwwww

I don't want to lie about my family lineage.
That's so Korean.
Can I just kill you to make it genuine?

I'm watching some track while I wait for gymnastics to start and waiting for Mexico to compete in whatever sport to watch it.

That's an extremely literal translation.
Verkligen = really, gör = makes, dig = you, tänka = think.

Får en verkligen att tänka can be cut down like this:
"Får en" literally means "gets one", but in this context it means "makes you."
Verkligen still means really.
Att tänka = to think. So literally translated it would mean gets one (to) really think, but it sounds way more natural in Swedish.

通常なら李克強は次の5年も首相だが、続けられるかどうかが注目点

酷い ヽ(`Д´)ノ

ちなみに「ポリンキーチョコバナナ味」は69円やったで

Straight man would make sense, it just threw me off since he used it in the middle of speaking english and jisho lists 'sexual'
he has a loli as his phone background so it made me second guess him

>ポリンキーチョコバナナ
How does it taste?

劣等列島

Thanks, so I'm assuming "vad gjorde han/hon menade vid detta?" is incorrect also?

It smells of bananas and chocolate but doesn't taste like them at all.

>vad gjorde han/hon
"What did he/she do."
>vad gjorde han/hon menade vid detta
"What did he/she do mean next to this." Basically a junk sentence that makes no sense.
If you're looking for "what did they/he/she mean by this." then you want:
"Vad menade X med detta?" and replace X with:
Han = he/him.
Hon = she/her.
De/dem = they/them, context sensitive.

no... I don't usually get the sexual connotation from that word.