Be American

>be American
>shart in mart

Fucking disgusting

SHART

IN

MARTS

will defend this

>Shart in mart
Holy shit my sides...

>Amerisharts
>human

SHART

IN

That's the underclass. Makes me cri everytim

SHART

IN

MART

MART

Shart in mart

MART

we did it

SHART

A new meme has been born.

Hello, Poo-in-loos. Shart-in-mart here. Evidently we are now brothers in defecation. Toiletfags will soon be outnumbered.

>mfw an American shat his pants in aisle 7 near me

SHART IN THE MART

That'd just the high efficiency of Americans at work. Why look for a toilet when you can comfortably shart in your local mart? It's also why their diet is 98,7% pure, concentrated HFCS.

Why does this happen? Is it the corn syrup in their diet?

>not shitting your pants in Kmart
Goddamn foreigners.

SHART

GMO grains

Already spreading this in pol

Yes. Constant sitting also contributes to it, because it causes the anal spinchter muscles to weaken, leading to sharts.

>An American janitor and an American Kmart employee walk into a bar and the barman says
>Hey Steve

How ABOUT SHAT IN THE MART instead of shart?

Come on now

>his country isn't free enough to tolerate and allow shitting in public
I believe it's in the US constitution somewhere

Looks like India is going hard on your ass America
both in this thread and in the marts

>Indians this excited to finally have a scapegoat

Shart rhymes with mart.Also shart is more funny than shat.

top kek

Right shart it is then.

Shit Im getting coutered with SHAT in the street fuck man

Did it shart and piss itself?

Bleeerrgghhhh. Uuuweeekk

Some mysteries are better left unsolved.

You can solve the mystery because you

SHART IN THE MART

how one can be this ?

S A V A G E
A
V
A
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E

You just gave the Indians good banter ammuntion

American Indian and real Indian.

IN

...

this is some HARDCORE shit

Poetry. Brothers in feces.

I wish our former colonies acted more like spains. This is embarrasing

>third world countries don't have the freedom to shit themselves anywhere they want

They even made a t-shirt!

Oh my fucking god Holt fuck

Build the wall

Move to India to experience real freedom unlike your united shitates

DESIGNATED

SHARTING

>India desperate to get this meme going

I hope this becomes a thing. You deserve a break.

>walking all the way to the bathroom to shit
Non-Americans are truly unenlightened. Janiitors get paid for a reason.

MART

India's showing America the light at the end of the rec- ehr..
tunnel

cual es este guapa?

>be american
>shit while walmarting
S H A R T I N M A R T

mfw havent sharted all day

On behalf of all Indians,

S H A R T

Why are so many shitting themselves?

dumb smelly ameripoos

>ass

Fuck you pierre

+1 shart in mart

I accidentally did this. I ate some Mexican food (really spicy) and had coffee. Drove to the grocery store. Sharted on myself in the parking lot. Got back in my car drove home took shower and changed clothes, went back to grocery store. I live 59 miles (95km) from grocery store.

59 miles one way and 59 miles home.

>a shart inside the mart
I couldn't imagine something more american...

I never made it into the mart. I was in the parking lot. I was embarrassed and drove home.

Why do Americans shit themselves so much ? I never once shat myself, and never seen anyone shit themselves, but everytime you ask an American to tell you an embarassing story it's like : "Oh this one time I shat myself in front of X blah blah". They usually have multiple stories of that same kind. Is it something in their food ?

fuck u mean dawg?

Because we have shit food. So it knows it doesn't belong in the human body and tries to escape as soon as possible.

Dude everyone has shat themselves multiple times in their life. Just because you were never a tiny diaper soiling babby doesn't mean everyone else wasn't, frog alien.

>be me
>be constipated for more than 2 weeks
>try every type of laxative for a day, nothing works just lots of farting
>final thing I try is liquid paraffin
>get such bad pain I have to go to the ER and get a shot for pain
>suddenly get the urge to go while in the hospital
>go to the bathroom and shit more than I've ever shat before
>immediately drive home and feel the urge again
>no choice but to shit myself in the car
>go home and I'm still shitting
>whole night I am in and out of the bathroom dropping liquid shits
>sleep wrapped in a towel because I keep leaking shit
>can't sleep anyway because I keep having to go
>lost 5kg in a day

And that is the story of the worst day of my life

Yeah I guess everyone shat themselves when they were 2 years old wearing diapers, but I'm talking about shitting yourself as a teenager or as a grown man

More like Ameripoops lmao

>You should have just slept in the bathtub.

That's actually a fairly good tip, I'll remember it just in case. Americans can be surprisingly wise

I know you're an alien but you've never been sick? Never eaten anything that had actually gone bad? Never been drunk as fuck? Silly frog alien.

Once i was going to work and try to fart. Immediately have to turn 180º and go back to my home to take a bath.

It's happen, but walking around covered in feces is not acceptable. I live in a third wold and i fell disgusted.

Yes I've been sick but I can hold it in until I get to a toilet, and if I'm in the middle of the forest I just shit in a bush. The americans in OP look like they're not even aware they shat themselves

>Also applies if you are drunk.

That sounds extremely uncomfortable.

> HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR PANTS FATYFAM

> JUST SHAAAAARRT MY SHIT UP

It is better than shitting all over your bed then leaving a trail of shit from the bed to the bathroom.

oh panama

>Shart in mart
A NEW MEME IS BORN

STOOL IN POOL
POOP ON STOOP
CRAP DURING FAP
SHIT WITHOUT WIT

...

>Americraps

This is my new favorite meme. Poo in loo was getting stale

>Poonited Shits of Americrap

lmao xDDDD

STOP MOCKING US YOU FAGGOTS

ANERICA IS STILL NUMBER ONE

WHO CARES IF A FEW OF US SHIT OUR PANTS, fuck you all.

>amerifeces

AHAHAHAHA XDXXDXDXDDDDDD

>

They should wear pants of dark colors.
I can't spot any shit on the nigger.
Don't poo in ðe loo when ðy copine says «¡Boo!» ¡instead do it in her shoe!

Gotta change from upn 9 to Sky Sports on banner, but too lazy and no Fotoshop skillz.

>I live 59 miles (95km) from grocery store.
wew, only in big countries with sparse populaces.
>I never once shat myself,
Liar.
British snobbery over language again, he wanted «arse» instead.