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first for brexit

korean pop

karen

Oliver Cromwell

We're smashing it lads

Goin' shop

You lads want owt?

Just got back from trapping in the bando lads

Good bye UK

>8th place
yes, goodbye

Dude philosophy lmao.

Mini cheddars and a double decker

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

>your reading comprehension

Don't understand how we're able to punch so vastly above our weight on such a regular basis desu

Just called dad a paki and he's lashed out at me lads

foot fetishists are worse than paedophiles

Diversity is a strength

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BLT sandwich
Blue doritos
Yellow Innocent smoothie

What is happening in this pic?

we're not really. the top five is just the all round most powerful countries in the world

plus germany /france put investment into grassroots while we give it to the stars

singing in my made up language using made up words as i go long

it sounds beautiful

brexit people and the queen are imposed transparently onto an image of the european parliament

>Yellow Innocent smoothie
yuck

I bet you like bits in your orange juice

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same

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he's an all-round weirdo

Why would you choose to convert to a religion made up by a warlord and child molester who lied about having a flying horse?

fuck that nigga cecil the lion he ain't done shit for me

Which one would you go for?

this, do not engage with him he's mentally disturbed

I will be the first to admit I'm rather fond of kissing the gf's latex boots

ta' la'

for da 72 virgins you fukin get me

something liquid, not your solid thick smoothies

Just realised I've been making a lot of aggressive posts today.

Would like to apologise to any user I may have replied to.

>not having pulp in your orange juice

utter child

vacate my sight you odious little grub

Are the mandem safe?

ah yes, nothing like a bottle of flavoured sugar water

not while i'm around m80

>pulp
What? piss off you stupid northerner

i bet your factories aren't even advanced enough to take the bits out

>26g sugar
>2.6g fibre

sick off nigger slang coming out of england . pls do us all a favour and mass suicide

>not just drinking water

idiot

I know I will probably get a lot of downvotes for this.....but

Mosley was a traitor and should have been hanged

upvote this if you agree

i liked that joke but tbf if there's one thing you can't knock northerners on its their factories

I'm from the south you dopey fucking mug

bugger off

smoothies are literally just sugar m8

...

>ywn be roomies with dane britanon

business idea: pour apple juice over art deco buildings and watch the dane explode

Why's South America so shit lads

>southern factory

good advice

good

>white

haha no

every northern town and city is at least 30% pakistani

Northern factory

>Northern factory

Why do normies rate Nandos so highly? Its like Wetherspoons but with chicken.

2 bedroom northern flat

...

>2016
>legalising drugs

SEDF is on it

did you ever noticed how big squirrels' teeth are?

it's meme food

someone says "haha cheeky nandos I luv chikn" and then anyone who hears that decides to try out a cheeky nandos too and they go in with the positive mindset and enjoy it and exclaim how much they like it
thus the cycle continues

plus the spice mix/sauces are pretty decent

as someone who doesn't do pillies, what's the reasoning behind this? so if you do half and feel dodgy you know it's a bad pill?

Why do brits rate chippy/chippers/whateverthefuck so highly? It tastes like fucking cardboard

it's cheap enough that you can go there any time with friends
the chicken is delicious and literally everyone likes chicken

their hands are creepy long af too

Sorry I haven't been about lads, I woke up at like 2 I think, and have been sat watching 80s movies all day. Plus I got shit faced last night so I got a bit memed. I was meming everywhere. If ever there was a meme so memic it was me. Seriously I was up until 4 watching babestation. This fat girl was jiggling her arse in the air and started freaking out. I was lip reading. There was a spider in the room, and I dunno why but the camera man wasn't getting rid of it. He must've been scared too but he wasn't touching it. Anyway she wanted to leave but he wouldn't let her until they got cover for her (I am seriously a good lip reader). Then they got mad at her im assuming because she wasn't answering the phone because she was so scared (im just guessing by body language). Then when they got cover, the fat girl by this point was looking like a MESS and she just ran out of the other room, and the new slut was bad mouthing her. It was the most entertaining episode of babestation I ever saw.

apparently modern pills are getting a lot stronger so the idea is to control your dose

drench literal shite in salt/sauce/vinegar/gravy and the masses with lick it up

>chippy/chippers/whateverthefuck
it's a chippy
just a chippy
>>>/pakistan/

salt + fat + vinegar = delicious
add curry/gravy.pease for more delicious

stop going to shit ones

it's called a chipster

speaking of babestation, are they really twins?

t. middle class appropriate working class culture

nah they're just dogs

It's called a fish and chip shop you plens

haven't showered in two weeks

>middle class
i'll have you know i'm poor as shit mate

>stop appropriating my culture

Fuck off paki

nonsensical post
>chips are somehow a part of working class culture

roaring with laughter

bit of shoegaze lads

wdhmbt

they look like lisicki with those fuking poses

Opening up relations with China, you lads need anything?

chippies are. so are chinkies. anything bad for you

tea silk and porcelain please pham

wonder what an upper class/posh northerner looks like

Poleaboo is back from ASDA, bought some tuna too

Saw a lot of blacks in the park
Lot of pakis with large amounts of children
Paki in ASDA bought some full fat milk as you'd expect

In other news my sister said she'd hit me if I said "paki" again

yes, can you please kill our industry, import foreign workers, and destroy the middle/working class? thanks

hahahaha do me a fucking favour

chip shops and chinese takeaways are not a part of 'working class culture' you fucking weapon

FOB

np senpai

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