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essex

nonce

oven chips and fish fingers for din dins

mediocre edition

???

Ok i guess

just relapsed and downloaded tinder again lads haha

New flag

bit mad that the earth is 4 billion years old

youtube.com/watch?v=Vj3gc91IpFE

youtube.com/watch?v=Yam5uK6e-bQ

sounds nice

>send a message last night
>she's seen it but no reply

I was so close to fucking her. What the fuck

CELTS OUT

You may only post in this thread if your country is second in the Olympic medals table.

CARS getting on a TRAIN

Texting the gf

>the earth is 4 billion years old

reminder that the wealthiest man in history was black

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musa_I_of_Mali

>swampkrauts

imagine if there were cars in a train on a boat

mental

Nederland

oh just shove off will ya

>why yes I am from the netherlands

>>bird matched me on tinder
>>she doesn't seem interested

>Then why match me rooooooo

To see if you matched her, it's an ego booster

It's called Holland

I was playing with her clit while I was banging her in her vagina

Crassus or Augustus was the wealthiest man in history
in terms of both personal wealth and kingdom wealth.

good post

have you literally never seen a car getting on a train?

*upvotes*

>It's called Holland

trains on a plane

so it was clit stimulation + penetration that caused the orgasm you fucking numbskull

penetration might still have had nothing to do with it.

She came from you flicking her bean you mongol

id never touch a girls fanny desu

seems dirty

never seen a train getting on a boat until denmark desu

Mali was baby's first empire

Test post

you took the ferry to germany?

So in conclusion, never drive with a dirty windscreen and no wiper fluid at sunset. It's bloody stressful

That's still a clitoral orgasm, m8

You made her cum by playing with her clit, the penis in vag was just extra stimulation.
Vaginal orgasms are hard to have, clitoral orgasms are easy.

t. have a vagina

THICC

crassus thought he could buy his way into glory and prestige. what a pillock.

will you touch my willy instead?
I'll touch yours if you touch mine

>Amerilards

hamas hamas britten aan het gas

See the stone set in your eyes. See the thorn twist in your side. I wait for you. Sleight of hand and twist of fate. On a bed of nails she makes me wait. And I wait without you.

bump

High test as fuck

Hmm yes that never works does it

*obscure simpsons quote*

>gayness is acceptable because the ancient greeks liked to fuck young boys armpits and they were like dead smart and stuff

ew, groce :(

>groce
cute

...

What a wicked game you play to make me feel this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to let me dream of you.
What a wicked thing to say, you never felt this way.
What a wicked thing to do, to make me dream of you

didnt for crassus LOL

No just fat

lads if i buy a membership to a sex site would it be obvious on my bank statement?

youtube.com/watch?v=KPWGb1lHQoM

nah its extra on the interrail i think

just got one along the bridges and mainland
my m8 told me about it though, seemed cool as hell

R O S C O M M O N

>Why yes, thanks for asking. I do have fedora images saved on my cellular device.

more pics lad?

all Greeks being gay is a titanic meme
every Greek Polis we have records of had laws banning homosexuality and pedophilia, not to mention the Romans were even more hard nosed and conservative then they were.

in an extra thicc mood

just went to stretch out on my bed and fell asleep for 2 hours haha

what am i like lads? might have a cheeky wank

swiped her already sorry lad
she had a choker on in one of them, was quite hot desu

Don't post my gf without my permission

nice

i did interrail too 2bh

>train getting on a boat
WHAT

why are you posting pictures of jonah hill

she knew it was a mistake not to get with me

prime american beef

see

>ahh no, I do not post from my telephone

need a S U C C

look at the top of his head

no idea how the app works, can't you go back and check the pictures?

just one more gold and were in the top 10 aroo

Yes

be there in a min pham

Whatever fags. I banged a girl today do''t know what useless shit you did.

Stop lying to yourself
Just admit you're a nerd and everyone hates you

nah sorry, not unless she matches with me anyway

Theresa May is on holiday

BoJo is running the country

business idea: cars in a train, train in the boat, boat on the plane

the queen a shit desu

nothing much changed since I opened my third eye desu.

mijn dikke grote piemel in jullie moeders

great post

why are you so shit at gymnastics?
cos your athletes nether land! hahaha

Great retort

this

literally just won gold in that shit jok

I'll give you all the money for the equity you want, but you need to put the plane on a space shuttle

Why are we shit at weightlifting

looks quite silly

dont do that