/brit/

edition

Cara

Pruned.

Mr. Janitor, tear down this thread

all rise

no rulecucks

GB is based, BASED

this 2bh

Pineapple is good on za

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dude, she's ugly. I just posted her to show how ugly she is

:3

>being proud of 2nd place

This is me laffin

bored of the olympics now someone do a terrorist attack or something

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let the bodies hit the

>what happens when somebody challenges our superiority

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Please stop stealing American memes.

fronce

Britannia rules m8

Fuck off you didn't post that I did and she's fit I'd like to see how good anyone looks while making a funny face

Fucking ingrate

watch the fannies on 4 then

Hawaiian pizza is Canadian

stfu

but we're barely the size of one of your 59 states

Hawaii is America

Give me one reason why I shouldn't wank right now.

Think I snapped my shit up doing deadlifts today lads

MY SIDES

>muh per capita

See ya

That's bimbo posting

Moar

>mrrroww

what did he mean by this?

Prepare to be JANN'D

tentatively putting this on hoping it doesn't trigger me

tfw too wired to sleep

Are chels fergo

fake tits

They're called deadlifts for a reason: RIP in peace, GAINZ

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not an argument

we invented the Hawaiian burger as well
Yanks can't get anything right.

Perfect tummy

It's literally a lesbian judging the appearance of other, naked, lesbians

literally this

your life is fake

this

Would marry

doing a wank to tinder slags tbqhwyl

A dark Cave. In the middle, a Caldron boiling. Thunder.

Enter the three Witches.

1 WITCH. Thrice the brinded cat hath mew'd.
2 WITCH. Thrice and once, the hedge-pig whin'd.
3 WITCH. Harpier cries:—'tis time! 'tis time!
1 WITCH. Round about the caldron go;
In the poison'd entrails throw.—
Toad, that under cold stone,
Days and nights has thirty-one;
Swelter'd venom sleeping got,
Boil thou first i' the charmed pot!
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
2 WITCH. Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the caldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,—
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
3 WITCH. Scale of dragon; tooth of wolf;
Witches' mummy; maw and gulf
Of the ravin'd salt-sea shark;
Root of hemlock digg'd i the dark;
Liver of blaspheming Jew;
Gall of goat, and slips of yew
Sliver'd in the moon's eclipse;
Nose of Turk, and Tartar's lips;
Finger of birth-strangled babe
Ditch-deliver'd by a drab,—
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger's chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.
ALL. Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
2 WITCH. Cool it with a baboon's blood,
Then the charm is firm and good.


>tfw August 15 is Macbeth Day and no posts about it

elle est trop mignon

This

All munters

me

Je sais bien

*gets cucked*

ahh, yes I enjoy this

this

really made me think

>you never would have put that minge with that hair
h-hold me lads

who /sittingontheloosmokingacheekyspliff/

plans for /gf2017/?

JUST IMAGINE IT LADS FALLING STRAIGHT THROUGH THE BAR XD

red desu though

i want to cummy in mummy mercy

cara 2bh lads

maker her /wife2017/

going to run a bath

source SVP

Yellow btfo

this 2bh

runt life

Teaching Feeling, a...totally SFW VN :^)

Your delegation size is almost the same size as ours lmao

i think the bath will win ;^)

prefer the left t b h lads

i'm a fairly active person lads

Are people celebrating Napoleon's birthday today?

she was awful in Suicide Squad

why can't she act?

How is that even allowed

literally this

If she says 'why' like that again I'm going to heem her

The French aren't nearly as bent as you Yanks mate

how exactly are you supposed to use this desk?

okay

she's entirely talentless

AFAIK, no.

I don't even know if they know.

business idea: /brit/: The Musical

rude

triple suicide pack when

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got an erection now

lol Brits.

I am

Dix mille ans à toi mon Empereur!

>A report by the Resolution Foundation thinktank said there would be a small pay increase to native-born employees in sectors such as security and cleaning if there was a big cut in the number of workers arriving in Britain from overseas.

>But it estimated that these benefits would fail to compensate for the reduction in real incomes caused in the short term by the higher inflation triggered by a falling pound, and in the long term by a slowdown in the economy’s growth rate.

Hmm, really makes you think

born ready

soon m8

>>>/reddit/

alright lads, who is the biggest cunt?

>Justin Bieber
>Piers Morgan
>Kanye West
>Donald Trump
>Ricky Gervais
>Katie Hopkins

pics