man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road.
he turn to his girl and say:
"baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door
is paying for someone to write your term papers bad? No?
Well I just don't see the difference between that an having sex with your dog. You're, in a way, paying them for sex. Think about it. You feed and water them every day, and provide them with a place to live! Anyone deserves some repayment for that, even if it's just a little thing.
Parker Harris
>yank banter
Joseph Johnson
lol fuck off rasheed
Adrian Thomas
rude
Jeremiah Nguyen
hate you
Camden Barnes
fuck off paddy
Dominic Long
its banter until you hurt a brits feelings
Angel Garcia
Lads
Going to Cartier tomorrow to look at a ring for the gf, but it's £1k
They're literally online for half that. They're still real but they've been worn for a few hours then put back in their box.
Would I be a runt to buy the cheaper one? It's not as if she will notice.
Benjamin Allen
*dabs*
Angel Thompson
It is said that Mohandas Ghandi was asked, "What is your opinion of American civilization?"
His reply: "I think it would be an excellent idea."
Elijah Price
>is paying for someone to write your term papers bad? No?
>Well I just don't see the difference between that an having sex with your dog. You're, in a way, paying them for sex. Think about it. You feed and water them every day, and provide them with a place to live! Anyone deserves some repayment for that, even if it's just a little thing.
Aiden Flores
eww irish people
Jose Morales
Stupid Brit
Jace Ward
haha ayooooooo
Dylan Ramirez
what will be done with all this tea, boys?
Luke Scott
MAD BANTER THERE LAD WEW
Parker Mitchell
*poops diaper*
Owwwwww, daddy baby made a boom boom, change me!
Christian Williams
Read somewhere that Trump has spent >2 billion USD buying out British businesses since Brexit lol youtube.com/watch?v=SeDq48BAtN8
Josiah Morgan
...
Cameron Kelly
>60% of 320m is 192m >br*tistan's population is 64m >America is whiter than br*tistan wew
Dylan Taylor
Remember when Winston Churchill invented the tank and the black and tans
Anyone want to play Town of Salem? lets have an all/brit/ game hopefully
just post your username and I'll invite
Brandon Hughes
the pirates are in second place 4 g0d
Adam Campbell
That's okay because when it comes down to it we're all African anyway
David Robinson
I'm a desi boy do you want to fucc
Alexander Sullivan
("adults" that can't afford a house)
Colton Edwards
USA has more black people than Gabon, Lesotho, Liberia, Congo, Somalia, Guinea, Zimbabwe, Mali, Malawi, Burkina Faso, Cameroon, Niger, Sudan, Ghana, Uganda and Kenya.
Matthew Sullivan
me as also
Levi Lopez
ur mum has more black people in her than than all those countries combined
Anthony Wilson
All me
Julian Adams
SonOfABisch
Logan Mitchell
#REKT
Jordan Ross
Fuck off paki
Jaxon Howard
breggzit
Brody Walker
Why does this dumb yank insist on making every thread
Owen Cruz
America has a black prime minister ha ha
Aaron Collins
Best edition I've ever seen lad
Easton Turner
idk /cum/ posters are probably trying to raid
Jonathan Flores
holy fuck sauce, i would spread my brahmin cum all over her chest
Parker Phillips
what race is their king? probably mexican
Parker Thomas
russia is in 4th place
James Baker
this is catchy
you're a race race race traitor!
Andrew Lee
c'mon boys lets get a game in
Nathan Martin
can imagine you proper felt proud of yourself after making this hilarious post
bet you had a little chuckle too
I'm REALLY mad btw
Logan Nelson
Me on the left
Matthew Jones
you having a wank?
Brayden Baker
...
Adrian Wright
bring something back from the portal
Joseph Torres
what is this from?
Lucas Miller
LOL
Jeremiah Powell
what pornstar should i have a wank to lads?
Parker Rodriguez
Nice Union Flag, shit meme
Jonathan Clark
don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me you know you got my sympathy don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me
Adrian King
>good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty >gets out to check and man door hand hook car door
Evan Moore
Enjoy
Samuel Miller
lystra faith
William Davis
puto brit
Gabriel Wright
You should make rules. In Sverigetråden we collectively refuse any thread made by any flag that isnt Swedens. You should accept no thread that isn't made with by a poster with the Union Jack.
I just found out the quote about WWII being won with "British brains, American steel and Russian blood" was said by Stalin, I thought it was Churchill desu
Oliver Moore
hahaha the Sup Forums sticky is literally a list of logical fallacies yet one of their memes is creating literal strawmen in paint hahahaha
Cooper Thomas
what box is that?
Xavier Morales
*takes BIG bite of cookie*
*turns to /brit/ with it still hanging out mouth*
Life is good
Anthony Butler
...
Nathan Turner
another one is calling anyone they disagree with a shill
howling
Joseph Howard
i like it
Cameron Scott
VERY good idea
Anthony Gray
*bites the bit of cookie sticking out ur mouth*
Nicholas Russell
i cant believe this. this man literally spend his whole existence posting this shit
Adrian Ward
janny goes nutters then
Landon Sullivan
...
Leo Mitchell
>he posts in Sup Forums
Carter Peterson
lol "he" is a collective
Chase Adams
why is vaping fedora? i'm thinking about getting into it to help me quit and it seems way better than smoking
