/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

rampage edition

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1nd

FUCKING GIRL JANNY REEEEEEEEEEEEE

2nd for grillposting

Every day until election day.

in b4 a cute girl deletes this thread

inb4 hotpocketed

yes hello, where is my greencard?

are you grill??

right here
*grabs crotch*

>He doesn't own a gas BBQ

youtu.be/r6AQ_85U7Q0

fuck.

it's *grabs dick* u fucking retard

Please become our 51st state.

wasn't south carolina blue last time it was updated lmao

*unzips dick*

You stupid, assholes. This is how you do it.

Oh baby I like it rawwwwwwww

Why is Janny so mad?

bit lewd dont you think?

>He owns a gas BBQ

because canada keeps posting pictures of her

that time of the month

>its a "ginger has a vietnam flashback and tries to overthrow the skipper in a coup de tat" episode

>he doesn't own a barrel smoker, a Weber and a gas grill

She thinks all Canadians should be taken out back and shot

/cum/, when you start bleeding anywhere (finger, toe, etc) can you taste blood in your mouth immediately or is this just me?

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some other user posted pics of her

People at college think I'm weird because I have dozens of German soldier minifigures painted and am reading a massive book about the Heer.

>he uses charcoal

more like coup de tits, amirite guys?

eh, wish I could find a super rich American sugar daddy one day, lads.
._.

>you will never cuddle with janny on a monday night while she deletes /cum/ threads
>you will never nuzzle your beard on her neck while she bans a canadian poster

why even get up in the morning?

You have the hunger. It will only stop if you find some manflesh to consume.

>Comments have been disabled for this video
wew

>all that tech shit
just give me the charcoal one

I remember that thread because girlposter replied to me multiple times in that thread

me irl

They all serve different functions and have different levels of convenience.

>charcoal

hi guys what did u do 2day ?~

>what is a toothbrush

Wealthy, divorced American men will fight for the Russian qt meme.

Just be careful though. I watched a documentary about mail order brides, and how one was murdered.
>Russian qt
>Arrive to US to marry man from online
>discover he is an obese neckbeard
>she tries to escape
>he strangles her and dumps her body in the woods

literally nothing

just like I always do

Right, like the function of a gas grill is to make your food taste as bland as humanly possible.

Taste the meat not the heat.

How did all these black people get trapped here?

Probably where the crack dealers are

Black voter containment zone. Liberals like to keep their subjects confined.

>multiple competing threads
>some guy posting /cum/girl (which apparently gets you banned?)

all these threads are gonna get nuked

>it's a grilling thread

Only north americans would argue about this

are you shitting me NUKING A WHOLE THREAD FOR NO OBVIOUS REASON!

>population 3

you guys reminded me that there are cute girls posting on the internet and potentially replying to my posts

now im sad

it's *unzips dick* actually famalama

Stai zitto

>he doesn't have a gas BBQ, gas stove and oven and gas heater

I mean, the only reason everything is gas because in Ontario gas is dirt cheap compared to electric shit. Electricity is super fucking expensive in socialist Ontario, I used to have an electric heating system and in the winter i was paying $300 a month hydro bill.

Cute girls don't post they delete.

3 too many

I have a gf

...

>hanging with stick thin lesbian friend
>imagine how hot she would be if she had a bubble butt
fuckin EAT

>Canada medals
13 medals, 2 Golds

>USA medals
74 medals, 26 Golds

>Mexico medals
0 medals

come on Mexicodudes, help out your cumbros. are there any events where you are advancing well, or where there is a possibility that you can win something?

>According to the American Gas Association, 62 million homes in the U.S are heated using natural gas. As of 2009 this number represented about 56 percent of households in the United States. Approximately 23 percent of the total natural gas consumed nationwide is used for residential purposes.

Honestly, thought it would be higher than this. I assume most gas heated houses also have gas appliances.

me 2

>mexicodudes

Sir, we are going to have to ask you to leave.
They have a maybe in taekwon

You know what they say.
Everyone who could run, jump, or swim illegally immigrated here.

I get so happy because I live in the best part of my state but then I get sad because nobody wants to come visit

Wish I never replied to your posts

>took a bunch of fiber cause my gutty works were all fucked
>literally farting myself out of my room

Lesson is always take fiber.

maybe you shouldnt have bet the farm on a corn palace bringing in tourists

Me too. Good job.

Ate a tub of ice cream over the last 2 days despite being lactose intolerant.

Having the most disgusting farts in the world and my stomach feels like its on fire

I don't live in Mitchell

People literally don't even know there are nice parts of LA county. They just think the whole thing is a Mexican infested hellhole. Lots of Mexicans, that's valid at least.

>2016
>lactose intolerant

Dre, just let it run
ayy yo turn the beat up a little bit

This song is for anyone... fuck it

just shut up and listen

Texas sucks.

You ever try lactaid?

>traffic
>smog
>mexican gangs
>gigantic superiority complex

theyre not wrong

I'm not naturally lactoise intolerant, something when I did when I was a kid fucked it up. My doctor said that the things that digest dairy in my stomach got damaged somehow. Right after it happened I could have as little dairy as a cheese poof and spend an entire day puking

Has anyone here been to the corn palace? What do people do at the corn palace?

>tfw you live in the tobacco belt and everyone just skips your area and just visits Toronto or Niagara or muskoka because there's nothing here

Everyone fell for the coastal city memes, and now it's extremely expensive to live near them. What are some good 'interior' cities y'all can recommend

LA county is much more than the city proper. This is what I'm talking about.

HEY PATRICK WHAT AM I NOW

No, I'm not super intolerant, it's just when I drink milk or eat a bunch of ice cream I get farty.

I eat cheese with basically every meal and thats all I really care about

I didn't like my visit to Los Angles, but there were some nice parts

The beach was cool, but it felt like I was choking

t. loser

I've been there, lots of corn art and corn sculptures

It's actually pretty nifty

Do girls like it when you say things like "if you had a dick I would suck you off"?

If girlposter had a penis I would totally give her a handy

Wtf, why is everyone else so poor?

How do I improve my sword skills? I wanna impress this girl

because of my contrarian views on money.

money makes me feel bad, so I hate receiving it even when I work for it

Just found out that some beer is actually better when its warm

Really makes me think

Do you have moneyphobia?

Practice practice practice

>penis
>her

I guess you could call it that

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That was actually pretty sweet how he did that

I liked the part where he offended one of our most important economic allies in Europe. I mean that, I like it.