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genetic dude edition

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*does a dance*

A true and pure Englishman ha ha

"Your mum's mini."

*makes a little love*

that's snake blood by leftfield

*gets down tonight*

wasteman, take vitamin D supplements

Absolut LegEnd, Danebro.

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having back spasms from the cringe

kill yourselves runts

I don't need vitamin D supplements cause the sun that I get just going to and from stores and parking lots is enough

If I had any less melanin in my skin I'd be albino

Are you ginger?

third eye status: wired shut

Very light blond

Really wish I had a bf who looked like a girl aha

>blond

bit bent mate not judging ha ha

trannies are odd lads

they look like girls but not exactly like girls

uncanny valley

the times in which we live are very strange indeed

i wonder if people in past times felt the same way

strange compared to what lad

Your mom ahah ha

well

earlier times that i experienced such as the 90s and the first decade of this millennium

They used to have dragons so yea they probably felt the same way

also wish they were as tall as me, wore their hair in pigtail braid things, looked 16, and would take fighting classes with me

Where is your superior husband?

T. Muslim car rental owner to my mother

post images you really really like lads

>kpop lover

>use american spelling on /brit/
>get made fun of

>use british spelling on /brit/
>get made fun of

It's a tough life being American

Yes?

>king cuck

laffin'

american spelling is superior lad

>American spelling is superior

Objectively untrue

/brit/ really need some written guidelines on grammatical standards

tb h its only slightly better
english is ridiculously hard to read

what does baka mean?

*needs
*slaps your drink out of your hand*

Use a mix of British English and American English like the Aussies do

8 days until my birthday lads

>Unironically looking forward to a new Thai pop release.
not sure how I should feel about this.

>English is ridiculously hard to read

Howling

idiot in japanese
if you watch chinky toons girls will say this while blushing and stuttering

*catches his drink before it falls to the floor*
*returns it too him completely unharmed*
That IS NOT how we treat people here

You what mate?

t. Pedro Hernandez

split mustard on me jimjams

>english is ridiculously hard to read

it is
t. learned to read german first and couldnt read english for shit
i remember sending an english language letter to my grandmother using german orthography, mustve been funny to her

Do you have a source? Asking for a friend...

You're assimilating

Soon enough you'll be posting in /asean/

Alright old el paso, calm it down
*flips your poncho up into your face*

It is
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i found it on freech
ask there
>*flips your poncho up into your face*
thems be fightin words

>can't even t. gimmick correctly

you're an utter disgrace

Give us some thai pop to listen to lad, fancy giving it a go

t. kpop faggot

I tried to like that general but it's shit.

Howling

i've been t.'ing since befoe you ever sewn your first spröllo spröllo lad

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He's a thick German excuse him

Not when it comes to words from Latin and Greek, it reduces the diphthongs to just "e".

I've developed a thing for Thai girls

Might be a thailad and a thaiyank posting here soon haha

really makes you bink

The æ is obsolete

i dunno lad
hono(u)r s just onurr
superio(u)r is just supeeriurr
and the ise->ize thing makes a lot of sense too
i dont see any diphtgings

clearly not you fucking braindead spacker

Nice eyebrows heh

good lad

I want to know what their suggestions are

>purple link

yeah... it really does

want to go to an izakaya

cuckoldry seems like the obvious answer honestly...

veri naays.
not if I want to backspell it to Greek.
no, the oUr makes no sense at all, just look at the same words in Latin and Spanish.

im not speaking latin am i
if it was up to me honor would be spelt onur but it isnt
phonetic spelling>random meme spelling

im just trying to do my part

I can't get over their language, it's worst to listen to than dutch

having it away

Phonetic spelling is shit just look how retarded the Spanish language looks

if cavendish gets disqualified for his bike destruction derby, denmark gets his silver medal

no one cares you reddit twat

Reading a thread on reddit about an ex-USSR civilian. I think he's a CIA plant

Russian is indisputably the worst language to listen to

Grates on the ears like nothing else

why do people like codeine so much

had barely any effect whatsoever

Do like bitchy females

could be a KGB plant

>because you're being dumped just get hotter

top kek

why do yanks think absinthe gets you high?

Take more

You're not the first person to say this to me but I don't get it.
better advice than "just b urself" #fatpride imo

bint
runt
melt
bellend

i miss anyone?

Language is a bit of an earful but not bad.

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tune

>worst to listen to than dutch
German is worse.
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but that's wrong

envy the natural face

BECAUSE THE WORMWOOD BRO

Seriously though only dude weed lmao uni students think that it gets you high

it used to in the 19thC because it wasn't made properly

He's one of those new Cold Warriors.

>unironically listening to war music casually

is there anything more autistic?

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