Be me

>be me
>be Japanese
>attend to uni and meet many gaijin exchange student
>their background is so fucking diverse, some of them can speak 3 language...
>I have no diversity in background. my parents and all my ancestors are not gaijin. I grow up in fucking country side small village
>I got typical fucking shit Japanese education, so I only can speak Japanese.

Person like me is unluckey. I wish I had some unique character. but I don't.

I am typical Japanese(that's why I hate myself. I am nothing special.)

holy fuck I envy people living in heterogenous society... They can be unique element of society....

Zitto animale

Are you enjoying life in Japan Michael? Good.

>XXI century
>doesnt speak more than two languages
Kys my chink m8

>tfw can speek 4 languages

sorry, 5
English, Latvian, Russian, japanese, German.
bit of French too

Maybe you should apply for exchange student and experience life in another country to broaden your mind and way of thinking.

Speak or "speak"?

Give him a break, he can speak but he can't type.

I can speak 4 languages
Bosnian,Serbian,Croatian and English.

hmmm…

kys.

>I got typical fucking shit Japanese education, so I only can speak Japanese.

Wait, what is happening here? Zitto

ZITTO ANIMALE

>Bosnian, Serbian, Croatian

Well kek'd

>Can only speak one language
>Never need to waste time learning another because everybody else learns the one you already know

>English, Pirate Russian, Russian, japanese, Old ye ass English and I can order snails for takeout.
So 3 then?.

What languages are actually worth learning?
>English for business and computing
>Russian for space tourism
>German for competent engineering
>Japanese for entertainment
>Spanish to find a wife worth a fuck
What else?

zitto animale

Zitto animale

French for diplomacy and becoming more literate if you so choose

>so I only can speak Japanese.
does not compute

Chinese if you don't want to get cheated

I can speak 4 languages too, Portuguese, Galician, Brazilian and English.

>be seen as a douchebag in every place you travel to
>get scammed without even knowing while dirty natives laugh at your back

>tfw my background is not fully Danish
>it doesn't really add to my persona as I never experience my other culture
>tfw grew up in some typical Danish suburb
>tfw have no hobbies with any substance
>tfw in a standstill in life and I'm not actually "doing" anything
>tfw it feels like I lack character as an individual

Haha, and then I realize, not many other people are actually interesting, they just try to appear like that with shit like Facebook, Instagram and Twitter lmao

t. English teacher

死ねよクソ外人

お前もな

Matáte

I meant OP who is gaijin in japan

>tfw exchange student in Japan and I speak 5 languages

nice proxy Americunt

>which doesnt include japanese
fuck off

>holy fuck I envy people living in heterogenous society... They can be unique element of society....

You dont know what you are talking about....

>be me
>my mother's dad was a jew lived in 50 steps from Kremlin
>father's dad was half-polish half-uzbek
>fought in WW2 and wrote diaries
>my grand-grandfather was a polish slave, Ukrainians exchanged him for 2 dogs (!)
>We have relatives probably in every continent
>I'm uzbek-ukro-polish-jewish Russian
Feels good to have rich family history.

そんなに怒らないで、ちゃんと話せるんだから
能力試験一級も取ったよ~ :^)

but you will never be Japanese.

how do you feel about it?

> be me speak only japanese
> post in perfect english.

ok

>Never having shitty chink eyes
>Never living in oppressed wage slave culture
Pretty good, I'd imagine

and some gaijins still wanted to be Japanese.

How funny.

fpbp

Zitto animale

別に日本人になりたくないんだけど?日本大使館通じて、1年間遊びに来ただけだから
日本の政府から毎月15万円もらってるから、お前が払ってる税金で毎日遊びまくってるよ

this

shit bait zitto, good luck next animale

たった15万で生活してるの?
家賃と生活費だけで毎月それぐらいかからない?
月20万ぐらい仕送りして貰ってるけど全然足りん

Lmao I speak 5 languages. Get on my Level Hiroshima Nagasaki.

家賃は6万だけど、大学が半分払ってるから普通に足りてる
学生寮だからご飯も付いてる電気も無料

5 variants of Arabic dont count Muhammad

今時仕送り20万で足りないとかどんだけ親不孝なんだよ

I think he's asking whether the Latvian actually can "speak" those languages, or if he just knows a little.
Personally I believe English and Russian (and Latvian of course) but I find it hard to believe that he really "speaks" German or Japanese.

How does it feel being a nip?

Why not German? It's regularly taught in schools in the Eastern EU. It's the most common 3rd language here.

Ehh, maybe I'm just too used to everyone on Sup Forums pretending to speak German. Maybe he really does speak it, idk.

There are a lot of ones like you actually
You're not alone.

could you prove it for me?

>Solo se hablar 100% español y me da igual.
Jodeos piratas.

なんかしゃべってみてよ

>implying Sup Forums scums are educated with sense in diversity.

Sup Forums underground warms are literally the last people to be intelligent.

At least your country doesn't have three fucking national languages.

Italian if you're travelling to New York.

how can I become japanese

die and born again in japan

Those are just anime otaku which have no life and see Japan as land of anime, Akiba is their Mecca.
Obviously any life is better than no life.

>their background is so fucking diverse, some of them can speak 3 language...

Doesn't matter if they don't speak the only language that matters :^)

(((Ithkuil)))

どうやって証拠見せるの?日本語は完璧じゃないけど、このスレに何回も投稿したんだから、日本語は一応大丈夫でしょ?
I think this is more or less enough when it comes to English.
Sen så kan jag även svenska, då jag är född och uppvuxen i Sundsvall. Flyttade dock ned till Stockholm när jag var runt 6 år,
Norsken min er ikke så bra, men jeg synes at den er bedre enn en typisk svensk da jeg har mange venner fra Norge. Jeg vil forbedre meg i norsk.
我啲父母係香港人,所以我識講廣東人。因為我係瑞典出世比普通香港人,我啲廣東話差咗啲

Is this enough for proof? Japanese, English, Swedish, Norwegian and Cantonese.

Isn't Norwegian to Swedish something like Czech to Slovak? That's cheating.

They are pretty close. Although, Norwegians have it easier to understand Swedish compared to us and Norwegian. I have actually put time and a bit of effort into trying to learn proper Norwegian though.
I guess it doesn't really count though.

Same for Czech and Slovaks. It's easier for us because we are more exposed to Czech langage throught their media.

Are you that Swede pissed off about living in Japan? What made you move there? Anime?

I'm from Sweden, but I'm not the guy you're thinking of. I'm here purely because of a scholarship through the embassy. Got my bachelor's a year ago, I'm supposed to be here for research but it's basically been a free one year vacation for me. Nothing I did here affects my actual studies back home.

jk, I don't give a fuck about you Lars, go eat a mudslime dick

操你妈,中国人给你爹带绿帽了是么?骗了你全家血本无归?

>fully 100% totally Irish
>probably at least slightly inbred
>no brit in me though
>tiocfidh ar la

>I got typical fucking shit Japanese education, so I only can speak Japanese.
>I only can speak Japanese.