/balt/ + /ausnz/

the Baltic Way edition

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What are those Hooligans doing there?
Why don't they have a job?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltic_Way

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NZ is cool

hello /v4/ is welcome here
thanks

russian fashion is something special

Kek, commies and their emotions.

Oceania has tight ball shits

The Baltic people are mine.

t. Binkis Thinkis

Not if I get them first!

dankis

Reminder that we wuz romans n shieeet

Praise Palemonas

idgi

genetic thingies would show that, it doesnt

I just want the balts to know, if russia attacks I will ive my life defending your homelands. I love you guys.

ausnz is hella gay tho

thanks lad

no ur gay

>implying the ancient aristocratic romans weren't of our genetic makeup and weren't killed off in the moor invasions

you have the worsrt manners ITT this board

greatest of the allies

>tfw your dealer gets a real job

It means nothing though, even if we were ancient romans, what does it matter.

Are Slovenian girls cute?

A friend wants me to show one around the city but if she's not cute I dont wanna do it

ugh i hate my life

sometimes

cant you scout her photos out?


just say something like, hey I have to meet with other person, but can have a coffee for 20 mins, if shes cute just be pls show me around the town, if not be like gotta go thanks for seeing me

I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.

Definitely not me. Luring and then nutting on defenseless little birds is super weird and a little creepy. I wait until after the bird is dead to begin sexually molesting the thing. It’s more humane that way, not to mention you get to eat it afterwards. I actually have a pretty good recipe to share (kids: get your parent’s permission before attempting).

You’ll need to purchase a whole chicken. They run around $0.99 a pound where I’m from, so they won’t put a strain on the wallet. You want to pat the chicken dry with some paper towels.

Then come the seasonings. It’s important to not go overboard. Making tasty roast chicken is a lot like putting the wood to a Dutch girl. No need to get fancy since it’s pretty good as is. So keep it simple: salt, pepper, sage, and thyme.

Next up, stuff your chicken’s cavity. A lot of people ask me if this hurts the bird. Well, it shouldn’t, unless of course the bird is still alive. If that’s the case, it means the person has a fundamental misunderstanding of the culinary arts. Make sure the poultry is no longer alive before preparing it. It is literally the first rule of cooking (the second rule is don’t eat children).

Pack your dead chicken’s butt cavity with stuffing and some lemon slices. That brings up another question I get asked a lot: “Why lemon slices, Vargas?” My usual response is “Why the fuck not?”

Finally – and I swear I’m not making this up – rub the chicken inside and out with mayonnaise. None of that fake-ass Miracle Whip bullshit, either. That stuff tastes like it was originally developed to be a deterrent for dogs that lick their furry nutsacks too much. It’s Hellman’s or gtfo. The mayo adds a little tang, but more importantly, it keeps your chicken nice and moist. That will be important later on. Trust me, having the bird go dry on you is no fun at all.

spectacular posts friendos

I'm going to have a greasy wank tonight lads.

thanks

i love you

will you marry me?

my dealer works as a waiter in a restaurant, that doesnt stop him from dealing
your dealer is just a pussy

with a krinkas like that, anything's possible

>ask an aussie qt to marry me
>she says yes

and then you wake up and see that you are still living in a slav infested Riga

hey sexi lady

krunkis

Riga will be free once more

Prepare to be cucked

man i would want to meet with an abo in real life and talk with him, so i could see if they are indeed human species or not

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someone pls post that abo music clip from youtube for this guy

why are you replying to the underage g*rman

t. ips fedora

>g*rman

He is Greek.

really?
I have hard time believing that Eestis and Abos are the same species
he's bro tier
also
I am Greek

cringe

yeah mate nah cunt yeah yeah nah twat bloke to bh yeah nah nah yeah

thoughts, yeah?

>t ips fedora
>cringe

yeah nah

thanks

cheers

yeah nah mates cunt bloke nah poofta roo deck ya emu cunts nah yeah yeah

So I heat Lithuanians understand Sand script

his palm spaghetti knees weak arm speghetti
theres vomit on spaghetti already moms spaghetti

squallooo

I will unite the Binkic binkle under one bink.

look

if you had

20 buck fuck

>heat


yes we understand it 95%

choice

thanks

>tfw work will end 1.5h earlier than normally
Finally I have some luck!

>one chance at life
>5'8

>going on 3 years unemployed

aha lads

welp, if I could give 7cm of my 197cm height, would you be happy?

that would be tolerable

Just harvested onions

just harvested ur mums ass LOL

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when will australia finally adapt a baltic tricolor?

When we have a flag referendum in 20 or so years

remember the colors have to represent muh nature muh history muh ready to die for this land

thanks

Estonia's flag is very aesthetic

thanks

thoughts?

>rangas

thanks

If I could be bothered I would have added the commonwealth star in the middle

i like red haired girls more than blond tbqh

Ok guys, I'm going to cook me some saslykas. Wish me luck.

*wishes luck*

thanks

you better have had them marinated in some top tier stuff
the colors are a bit too bright, dont you think?

it's because we're a bright and happy peoples :^)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_colours_of_Australia

>bright and happy

but balts are supposed to be serious and pessimistic

Just ate potato pancakes with sour cream 7.5/10

works both ways

ugh ginger men are always so handsome!

gaah im so jealous

Oh, they're good.

looks really good, lad

probably dry as

would not eat tbqh

Literally dripping all over the place, very soft and juicy. Don't even need to chew, chewing themselves.

I assume mine is on the way?

rate my gf

why so /dead/

did russia finally invade?

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wtf that's my sister