> stay in america
> get decapitated anyway
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holy shit
>safety net
>they kill you
>American engineering
Do it like the Italians, no protection and low sides
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Fucking hell that's grim.
If only that kid had been armed he coulda defended himself
...
>"Verrückt Water Slide"
Cheese and Rice, that name is more gruesome that the accident
Imagine being hit in the head with a head
*than
the kid's head actually landed on one of the guy's laps
nigga is traumatized for life now
>need powerful water jets to propel crafts across the hill when they're too heavy
>but when they're too light they take off and kill you
>The United States of American Engineering
>Action_Park.wmv
Pull the Lever, Kronk
>Verrückt Water Slide
>Stukas Boom
What is it with foreigners and giving amusement park rides scary sounding German names?
Yeah it's bit odd. They could had made like a system where it adjusts the propel rate according to the riders' weight.
>mfw Kronk was the only good thing about that shit film
But that woulda been expensive and needed complicated computer calculations, and we can't have expensive and complicated in the land of the free! Everything must be as cheap and simple as possible!
I am more surprised that 3 Ameriblobs were below the combined 400 lb minimum
people like a little danger at their amusement parks. This will increase ticket sales
That is fucking brutal. I kind of want to ride it.
>The boy's father, State Rep. Schwab, consistently voted against regulating big businesses. The lax regulations and no height restriction for amusement park rides are the main reasons the park’s owners chose Kansas City to build their water slide.
holy shit it's poetic, literally like the boy in the striped pajamas
pottery
fucking hell
>American water slide designs
Imagine being the brother and seeing his headless body come rushing down the slide. Jesus Christ man this is why I don't go outside
Holy shart in mart
Imagine riding that thing with a headless corpse.
>tfw my friends wanted to ride this
>tfw they would have made me ride it
>ywn visit action park in its heyday
Why live?
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first thing that popped into my head, T.B.H
>imgur.com
Odin's balls, that poor little guy.
>It was near the top of the smaller hill that Caleb’s raft went airborne due to the 3 passengers being under the 400 pound weight limit.
Min. 60 kg per person? I wonder how it didn't happen earlier
still had his arms
just lost his head
>The boy's father, State Rep. Schwab, consistently voted against regulating big businesses. The lax regulations and no height restriction for amusement park rides are the main reasons the park’s owners chose Kansas City to build their water slide.
It's actually pottery.
>Nueva Mexico
Huh
This is why safety restrictions exist. Why do people want to do away with safety regulations?
>Min. 60 kg per person? I wonder how it didn't happen earlier
don't call your countrymen ameriblobs you stupid cuck
>Caleb, his parents and 3 brothers attended “elected officials day” at the water park on Sunday. Numerous elected officials and their families were in the park when the tragedy happened.
Gotta love that free hospitality. Do these elected officials record the perks of the job?
>Have one chance at life
>be beheaded by a safety net
Damn
>Schwab
>Verruckt
>Schlitterbahn
hm
did he died
When did you discover masturbation?
I was 12
This kid had his head popped off like a beer cap and he never ONCE in his life did cum
An orgasmless life from cradle to watery grave
RIP his soul now travels at a brisk 100 action-packed wet-n-wild kilometers per hour towards heaven
AMERICA MENTIONED
wtf no pic of dead body?
It this was sweden there would have been on piratebay by now
That happened close to where I live. I have a coworker that knew him.
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