stay in america

> stay in america

> get decapitated anyway

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holy shit

>safety net
>they kill you
>American engineering

Do it like the Italians, no protection and low sides
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Fucking hell that's grim.

If only that kid had been armed he coulda defended himself

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>"Verrückt Water Slide"
Cheese and Rice, that name is more gruesome that the accident

Imagine being hit in the head with a head

*than

the kid's head actually landed on one of the guy's laps
nigga is traumatized for life now

>need powerful water jets to propel crafts across the hill when they're too heavy
>but when they're too light they take off and kill you
>The United States of American Engineering
>Action_Park.wmv

Pull the Lever, Kronk

>Verrückt Water Slide
>Stukas Boom

What is it with foreigners and giving amusement park rides scary sounding German names?

Yeah it's bit odd. They could had made like a system where it adjusts the propel rate according to the riders' weight.

>mfw Kronk was the only good thing about that shit film

But that woulda been expensive and needed complicated computer calculations, and we can't have expensive and complicated in the land of the free! Everything must be as cheap and simple as possible!

I am more surprised that 3 Ameriblobs were below the combined 400 lb minimum

people like a little danger at their amusement parks. This will increase ticket sales

That is fucking brutal. I kind of want to ride it.

>The boy's father, State Rep. Schwab, consistently voted against regulating big businesses. The lax regulations and no height restriction for amusement park rides are the main reasons the park’s owners chose Kansas City to build their water slide.

holy shit it's poetic, literally like the boy in the striped pajamas

pottery

fucking hell

>American water slide designs

Imagine being the brother and seeing his headless body come rushing down the slide. Jesus Christ man this is why I don't go outside

Holy shart in mart

Imagine riding that thing with a headless corpse.

>tfw my friends wanted to ride this
>tfw they would have made me ride it

>ywn visit action park in its heyday
Why live?

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first thing that popped into my head, T.B.H

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Odin's balls, that poor little guy.

>It was near the top of the smaller hill that Caleb’s raft went airborne due to the 3 passengers being under the 400 pound weight limit.
Min. 60 kg per person? I wonder how it didn't happen earlier

still had his arms
just lost his head

>The boy's father, State Rep. Schwab, consistently voted against regulating big businesses. The lax regulations and no height restriction for amusement park rides are the main reasons the park’s owners chose Kansas City to build their water slide.
It's actually pottery.

>Nueva Mexico

Huh

This is why safety restrictions exist. Why do people want to do away with safety regulations?

>Min. 60 kg per person? I wonder how it didn't happen earlier

don't call your countrymen ameriblobs you stupid cuck

>Caleb, his parents and 3 brothers attended “elected officials day” at the water park on Sunday. Numerous elected officials and their families were in the park when the tragedy happened.

Gotta love that free hospitality. Do these elected officials record the perks of the job?

>Have one chance at life
>be beheaded by a safety net

Damn

>Schwab
>Verruckt
>Schlitterbahn

hm

did he died

When did you discover masturbation?
I was 12

This kid had his head popped off like a beer cap and he never ONCE in his life did cum

An orgasmless life from cradle to watery grave

RIP his soul now travels at a brisk 100 action-packed wet-n-wild kilometers per hour towards heaven

AMERICA MENTIONED

wtf no pic of dead body?

It this was sweden there would have been on piratebay by now

That happened close to where I live. I have a coworker that knew him.

checked