God damn it feels good to be Nordic

God damn it feels good to be Nordic

>non-nords just cut their cheese with regular knives like savages
downright fucking laughable

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The only cheese you cut is the smegma off your bull's cock

Haha

REGT™

>having to cut your cheese
ours comes prepackaged and devoid of any organic compounds for maximum shelf life

>maximum shelf-life
and minimum pleasure

like ur virginity lmao

WAIT!

So you're telling me that Bolan is Nordic?

>using unitaskers
do you even /ck/, pleb?

I just use one of these

I cut everything, including cheese, with one knife. Am I /ck/ now?
I do have another knife for opening cans but hopefully that doesn't count

Wait wtf, why is /ck/ not liking unitaskers? That's just a whole new level of pretension if it's true

They're just poor

We have those in the Netherlands everyone has them

Thank you for buying Swedish products
fiskars is known for high quality

pls come again

>knife for opening cans

>Nordics love to cut the cheese
Big fucking surprise, swamp-ass
Go take a shower you nasty little beast

>Austria discovering another fetish again

>nurds cut their penises with regular knives to pretend s. XXI

What do you use for opening cans?

can opener?

It's better than the tribal fetish your mother carries on her lap

this is a cheese knife here
i guess it depends what type of heese you must cut

Do you also have a lid opener on your can openers?

You're like my neightbour's house: on fire.

>swedish

"Finland"
east sweden

pasteurized colorized cheese product is where its at

j/k I eat goat cheese exclusively

I bet you buy it from the store you capitalized swine

I have three goats

"northern sweden"
kvenland

...

HARAM

tbqhwy I don't really like it.

It's just a bit more rustic and hipster to cut your cheese with a knife. Not some weird Ikea tool to precisely do something that doesn't need precision.

Fucking nerds.

well some unitaskers are retarded.
Basically if you use the thing regularly it's fine.

youtube.com/watch?v=FgFeVlw2Ywg

is it ok to get aroused by watching this?

>hating on those apple peelers
I own one and they're dope. Do you know how many seconds it takes me to peel an apple? Few, that's how many.
Moster Hulda is a Great Swedish invention, no need to hate

Domme mongool dat is gewoon een kaasschaaf

every dutch person owns one

when eating apples(the only reason i buy them)
why would i peel them?

>apple pies
>making apple chips
>smoothies
so many possibilities

But have girls for that

>apple pies
considering how often my girlfriend makes me them, we dont need them
>apple chips
cuck
>smoothies
cuck

When you make applesauce.

what are the two pointy ends for?

no such thing

>now making apple chips is being a cuck
Wow, buzzwords really lose all meaning huh

To grab the slice of cheese and move it to your toast

1. ur cunt
2. does it use electronic price tags?

I use cheese slicers as well.

You're still a monkey Denilson

Be careful with those edges mate.

Shame that can only cut certain cheeses and only one thickness, a cheese knife can cut any cheese in any way I like.

FISKARS
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is Finnish.

Edge ?

I use cheese to cut cheese.

yes

>only one thickness
you can adjust them genius

Have fun cutting Brie and other soft cheeses.

i bet you cut your cream cheese with a knife

Soft cheeses are for tubes, silly

No, I use chopsticks for that.

what the shit am I looking at

bottled cheese

I see, /ck/ is even more retarded with their pretentious shit than the other pretentious boards. Right tool for the right job. Jack of all trades, master of none.

Assessment of cheese
Bacon cheese, paprika-cheese, shrimpcheese, wild animal-cheese, chorizocheese....
You don't have this in germany? there is minimum this selection in every tiny grocery store here

Did someone just mention the cheese slicer?

Im not sure if everyone knows this but the chese slicer was invented in NORWAY!

Grana padano is top tier in his category of cheeses.
It has its own knife but I never used properly

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This is the knife. It's really tiny I think is something like 10 -12 cm.

And that is also literally all you contributed to society

Any proper household has at least one cheese slicer, families would crumble without it.

FUCK YES NORWAY!
I LOVE MAGNUS!
E4!

and you contributed?
oh right, the ability to measure temperature, dynamite, the nobel prize, and many more

Precisely. Honestly I don't know why we're letting the others ride along on our success train by grouping us as one "Nordic".