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Yanks Out Edition

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I'm a Brit on vacation, can I stay?

>cant imagine living in irrelevant towns. cities like NYC or London are so much more advanced and updated in everything.

>Like traveling in a time machine when I see how people dress and act from smaller towns

>Blackpool
Nothing to write home about mate
t. live near blackpool and my town is pic

shit thread

Is this really how the poleaboo saga began?

whoops

>vacation

Nice try. Off you go.

This was an attitude I experienced in both London and NYC. You either dress street or fashionable, or you get shitty looks and snide comments about your clothes pretty much wherever you go.

People in massive cities are just material metrosexual twats who have their priorities located in their own asshole. Insufferable bunch, they are

might go for a walk in the park and sit down and give the old book a read

with any luck a passing intellectual qt will see me reading this masterpiece and stop and say hi

how many of you lads have been here all day doing this?

Jenna

>living in crowded dirty hellholes being surrounded by subhumans

me

>asshole
fuck off yank

imagine being so small minded and stupid that you wouldn't live in a city because there wasn't enough white british people in it

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>how many of you lads have been here all day doing this?

*punches you in the balls*

haha just a prank bro

Anyone got that image saved showing the association between previous number of sexual partners and relationship happiness/stability?

>go to a "white" town
>everyone is a northern chav animal

ah yes !

yanks in thx

tfw some cunt did that to me at school and fucked my right ball up for life

fucking HATE the mentality of 'oh there's poor people so rich people shouldn't be able to spend their money on luxuries because poor people can't have them'

fair enough he shouldn't use his expenses allowance to upgrade to first class but use your own money you tight-fisted pinko twat

>mfw yanks take all of dads attention

runt life.

i want to see your mangled ball

not gay though

Hi

I'm a yank with a Canadian passport too

I'm good, right?

I don't know why anyone would want to live in a city.

qt :3

northerners

>I'm a yank with a Canadian passport too

what a runt lol
trying so desperate to connect with the common voter

imagine being so small minded and stupid that you wouldn't live anywhere other than London because you naively believe everywhere else is poor

Fucking hate the mentality of geniunely nice people. Makes me sick to my stomach.

Good thing the Daily Mail lets me know what's what and what's not eh lads!

horrendous neck

wouldn't touch with a 10 foot barge pole

it looks normal but it's not connected up inside properly and feels fucked up, if you'd care for a feel

shut the fuck up

FUCK OFF FAGGOT

FOY

reposting from this morning

had a very strange dream

me and me dad and me brothers were driving about, dad decided to go through some farmers back yard to get some money from the big corporations. Me and my big brother (editors note: me and my big brother haven't spoken for a good few years) snuck into his house to retrieve something, my brother got caught but I managed to sneak out and hide round the side.
My little brother was still in the car and the angry fat farmer came out, looking for me but then saw my brother in the car and started attacking the car, kicked in the back window. At this point I jumped out of my hiding space and challenged him to a fight, he laughed as if he would win
I beat him easily by sheer willpower and I won the fight
then my big brother apologised and we had a little chat about how he was proud of me x

very emosh

also there was another segment where it was like a board meeting in a room with a similar array of people to in 'friends' but some of them were trying to brainwash us in a variety of ways so I left after the whole room turned against me when I highlighted this

thanks for reading

>I'm a yank with a Canadian passport too

it's funny because it's like he thinks common people would sit on the floor on a train for 3 hours

>Leigh-on-Sea on Essex coast is happiest place to live in the UK

ESSEX
S
S
E
X

this is stupid logic. he's done well in life and should be allowed to reap the rewards. it isn't his fault other people made bad choices.

he's 67 years old for fuck sake.

I live in the North West with my parents but we are all originally from the South East. I've spent so long here I basically consider myself a Northerner at this point besides the accent

Every time one of our Londoner relatives or family friends comes up to see us, they CONSTANTLY compare it to London
>oh it's so small
>the buses aren't that good
>not much goes on here
>where is the Starbucks
>it's too quiet
And my personal favourite

>it's not very diverse, is it

I fucking love it here and absolutely detest London

im from conrwall erin go bra

rude

i have jury duty later today

the guy being tried is muslim lads

why are yanks out

lancaster is the only nice place in Britain

could never imagine living in a place so void of life and things to do

enjoy your "white" haven and meeting the same 4 people in the pub every weekend though.

Poleaboo lives their

guilty lol

punish him for the good of the realm

SEND
HIM
DOWN

(nah do your job without prejudice)

Poleaboo has only ever met one good person in his life

The manager at the amusement park he worked

>Canada

...

Beyond qt

>tfw born in USA, lived in Canada for 12 years then the rest in Texas

I've got issues

no he doesn't

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Reminder that if your town isn't on this list, you live in a shithole
Glad my town is on the list :)

really good lad

I asked a girl out on a date and she said yes, what is a good place to take a girl? I have never done this before.

>leigh on sea

HAHAHAHhAHAHAhahHAHH HAH AHH AHAH AHAH HA HAHAH

Why are British people so hilariously sad?

I'm a 'yank' staying the week in London and everywhere I go I'm met with the chilly, ice cold misery that British people seem to relish. Everyone hates each other, nobody says thank you, and when you try to talk to someone they basically run away.

I genuinely thought this might be a nice nation to visit. Instead it's exactly what the news says it is. An absolute shithole.

ta

ah yes, the "nothing to do" meme

love this one

A restaurant she can brag to her friends about

meet her for drinks then go to a movie i like to do that so you dont have to keep up a conversation for hours

...

t. northern fuckhead trying to make london look bad

Fuck off

1. you're in london
2. americans have creepy beaming smiles all the time

Do Brits like the coast then or is this list bullshit?

Every one had at least one picture of water and 3 of them were seaside

londoners arent british

>trying to make london look bad
London does that on its own

45%

Too small

...

deformed bodies. are they midgets?

god damn this burger is delicious lads

shame you can't have any

They looked foreign enough to me.

oh I do like to be beside the seaside

*takes a bite*
you were saying?

Trash

>55% of Londoners aren't white british
You're actually right jesus christ

nah we hate the sea despite being an island and having a massive nautical tradition over the centuries.

literally never ate vegetables on a regular basis

Ignorance is bliss, so you lot must be the happiest people alive

Doing a move to EU

what language is this thread in im doing a book report

same shit pubs
shit shit club (if you're lucky)
same bland restaurants
same faces everywhere you go
no public transport other than hour long buses that stop everywhere and finish at midnight
no cute tourists
no museums
no galleries

no fucking nothing

unnecessary considering it does it well enough on it's own ahahahha

REALLY need a Ms. Kim gf

londistani (simplified mandem)

dying for a carvery dinner boys

Briddish :D

london speak senpai

Good lad

all i want is a comfy chair and an internet connection, cheers