Wtf Germany

wtf Germany

What is the problem slave?

what am I looking at?

Really makes me think

Eggs

> Gewichtsklasse: L

BIG GERMAN EGGS

Eggs, apparently unknown in Poland

Don't mind him - poles are used to go to the countryside, get eggs from the chickens, get raped by a russian and go back to home and put the eggs in the kitchen while crying

>Eggs, apparently unknown in Poland
unlike polish death camps which are known in poland

They call them "German death camps" in Poland for some reason, special snowflake syndrome probably.

silenzio bestia
our eggs are better than yours, for fucks sake you keep chickens in cages

>you keep chickens in cages
>coming from Poland

das sind sechs Eier

>13.06.
don't eat them, Poland!

>importing eggs
ayy fucking lmao

Bodenhaltung is bad mkay

WHAT THE FUCK
THIS IS WORSE THAN WW2

Sind Sie sicher dass es sechs Eier gibt? I think there's 10

So let's say that you're a German and that you're also a homosexual man.

Now lets say that Angela Merkel is also suddenly a homosexual man, and that you're magically in a relationship with him.

Would you be the top or the bottom?

Deutsche Eier are big

do eggs have a double meaning in German ?

Yes, Eier = eggs / balls

thought so, because it's the same in hebrew

wtf

It also means "courage" in a very colloquial way, like in English "you don't have the balls to do s.th.". - same in hebrew?

All of this is also true here desu, it's probably a wider reaching indo-european thing

It has probably something to do with eggs being shaped kinda like balls.

Yes, but there are many coincidences like that that haven't made it all across europe. It was obviously already a quirk of our language in the distant past.

Another example I noticed was muscles and mice, though I think that one goes only back to roman times

buy polish eggs

That's quite interesting.
In Germany we call money "mice".
>I don't have mice ("money")
Muscles means "strength", could mean "money"

OY VEY

>directly from Latin musculus "a muscle," literally "little mouse," diminutive of mus "mouse"
Mighty mouse.

>for fucks sake you keep chickens in cages

We do not.
"Bodenhaltung" is pic realted.
Cages are not allowed anymore. Bodenhaltung is literally the cheapest crap you can buy here.

Yes
I wouldn't jump to that conclusion
Hebrew is very Germanised

The three things coincide in many languages, not just in two. It was probably studied by someone.

>Hebrew is very Germanised
Because of Yiddish?

germans and jews are the same people.

jews asimilated in germany and adopted the same fucking culture

Yes, and history of jews in Germany in general
The more I look at Hebrew, the more stuff originating in German I find
>polish culture is so shit even jews won't touch it

it makes me really sad we accepted your vermin into our country.

I am a Jew

How can you refuse a guy like that ?

Come back home, Judenfreund

There is cheap chocolate pudding here everywhere

fucking topkek
saved

Merkollande

I am Greek

only 20cents, I know you like

>home
ich bin nicht aschkenasische

>nicht aschkenasische
WTF YOU BETTER STAY OUT OF EUROPE, no pudding for you, sir

I am trying to get into Europe through the shithole of Spain though

Have you got your key?

well i'll check out the requirements for it,
I hope I don't need to learn Spanish

But do you or your family have the key?
I demand foto

key?

I thought Spanish jews kept the keys of their homes when they had to leave Spain and those keys where handed over from generation to generation

I don't know about that