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f off

daily reminder that yanks are NOT all british descendants

knew you were lazy neet scoundrel

bug off ya weenie

need a nana gf

Reminder that not all Americans are yanks

how's /GF2016/ coming along lads?

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i'm mostly scottish twobh

and a bit of french

When did gorillavid join the bad guys?

good edition

RETURN OF THE MACK
RETURN OF THE MACK
RETURN OF THE MACK

youtube.com/watch?v=rjRx5fIC324

don't we all

madman

just got absolutely parred by some bird on reddit lads

you're all tainted

to feel something I'd do anything

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I think one of my friends gf's is into me. We all went out for her birthday at the weekend and I was the only one keeping it together. She was walking really close to me and touching my shoulder.

Wonder if I should be 'that guy' and boink her. She's got a nose piercing, but still fit.

Anonymous 08/16/16(Tue)12:18:25 No.63550242 ▶
>34
>making 60k
>Have own apartment but no one to invite over
>No friends
>No gf
>Haven't talked to my family in 8 years, dont know if they are alive
>Spend days working, working out, and wanking
>This will be my life every day for the next 40 years

Haha

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>zakirh patel

don't blame him 2bh

white chocolate is disgusting

free up the mandem

archery

park e starn lads PARK E STARN

>twenty for a blow job, extra tenner to stick me finger up yer arse

>tfw half anglo, half german masterace

Born with all the best qualities from both

hvorfor poster du konstant det her billede?

>she touched my shoulder
>she must want to cheat on her boyfriend and shag me
you can't make it up

t. rasheed patel

agree

I hurt myself today to see if I still feel :^(((((

no it's not it's nice

Is your ma in lad?

Why are Britain's train services so utterly shit and how do we fix them?

They are ridiculously expensive and in return you get shitty trains that haven't improved since the 80s, tiny cramped carriages, always late, never enough carriages.
I can have a city break in Europe for less than a train ticket to somewhere a 2 hours drive away

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Chilling about at work when I get an email about this yammer thing..

Check it out because why not

Literally Facebook for people at work

WHY IS THIS A THING

>yfw you realise anglos are germans

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch puts paws on your chest nyea its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft* mmmm so musky drools all over your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard licks balls punish me daddy nyea squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips* nyea suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm moans and suckles

Bowie was so cool

det er det sjoveste öjeblik på tv, nogensinde

*googles zakirh patel*

incredible... wow... talent... majestic
x

When did you realise that even fit girls really do care a lot about personalities?

Me? When I started dating a girl much out of my league just cause I could make her laugh

why do you keep posting the same thing over and over?

even kpop nonces post different pictures

>>>/studentroom/

Yeah but they got all inbred and mutated into something else

superb filename

Was he really just mercy-killing all those people at deaths door?

Will he get a pardon once assisted suicide becomes a thing?

>When did you realise that even fit girls really do care a lot about personalities?

>Me? When I started dating a girl much out of my league just cause I could make her laugh

format this

thatcher ruined the country

haha you'll fit in soon man! just keep trying

why's Anjem trending on twitter?

yeah we use that

feel like a normie every time i post

wow... same :^)

finally got arrested

if you ever get to call yourself number 1 at something then we can talk about sarcasm
x

I post different pics / webms all the time, stop making up shit.

Nationalise

How do you feel about the monarchy outside of the Queen?

waheeeeeey

rip in peace robin williams

>Oxford City Council will adopt the gender neutral word replacing 'Mr' and 'Mrs'
>Oxford City Council has approved plans to include ‘Mx’ as an option on paperwork

cannot fabricate

Thatcher was one of the greatest leaders in modern history.

much the same as when im inside her

Diana was murdered in cold blood

Pottery

gay

Gimmick idea: Become the best possible version of myself

>in return you get shitty trains that haven't improved since the 80s
not strictly true, slam door trains and smoking carriages were well got rid of. we have these fucking horrible thin seated Belsen cars as they are called. Literally mostly standing room and filled to the brim. The trains up to London in the morning are horrific but the evenings is a hell created by satan when it goes wrong.

guess how many times it will be used

thatcher did some good things 2bh

honestly why are brazilians so fucking disgusting

these are the ones that can afford tickets to the olympics and they still look like crack addicts

hola reddito!

>redownload tinder
>get 4 matches

very impressive

just took some pills

*bombards my ball sack with a stream of fast neutrons from a beryllium source over a series of days and months*

*creates a new element within my own ballsack, Bollockium*

*separates my two (now subcritical) bollocks with a cadmium shield to prevent a premature reaction*

*removes the shield*

*my own two bollocks suddenly reach critical mass and undergo a fission reaction releasing energy on the magnitude of 20,000 tonnes of TNT, vaporizing my testicles in the process*

off yourselves

Do they speak english in scotland

What'd you reckon lad

Rawr x3
nuzzles
how are you
pounces on you
you're so warm
o3o notices you have a bulge
o: someone's happy
nuzzles your necky wecky~
murr hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy
you're so big
:oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy
it doesn't stop growing
·///· kisses you and lickies your necky
daddy likies (;
nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes
$: wiggles butt and squirms
I want to see your big daddy meat
wiggles butt I have a little itch
o3o wags tail
can you please get my itch
puts paws on your chest
nyea its a seven inch itch
rubs your chest
can you help me pwease
squirms pwetty pwease
sad face
I need to be punished
runs paws down your chest and bites lip
like I need to be punished really good
paws on your bulge as I lick my lips
I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk
unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky
:v licks shaft*
mmmm so musky
drools all over your daddy meat
I like fondles
Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe

puts snout on balls and inhales deeply

oh god im so hard
licks balls
punish me daddy
nyea squirms more and wiggles butt
I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me
licks lips*
nyea
suckles on your tip
so good
licks pre of your cock
salty goodness
eyes role back and goes balls deep
mmmm moans and suckles

me bottom right

They are the biggest genetic mutts on earth.

im talking to a chubby bird atm
would like to fwb but i dont want my friends to know
how do i navigate this

sort of

4 potential gfs

he did so much for tranny acceptance

Please do not remind us

Football, tennis, rugby, basketball, golf and judo should not be Olympic sports

>Radical cleric Anjem Choudary guilty of inviting IS support
What's going to happen to him?

maybe, i can't understand them

all units be advised, feminism is awesome!

One of these tinder sluts isn't replying and the other two aren't online
Reee and such

knighthood

Och aye only th' best sassanach

Given a fancier flat in London

thatcher achievements:
won the falklands war
privatised a crapload of industry that had no business being nationalised
brought britain into the EU
deregulated the banks
lowered taxes
shut down the pointless mines

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nice :3