What are some interesting facts about the various -stans?

What are some interesting facts about the various -stans?

Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan.

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Kazahkstan is the number one exporter of potassium.

Turkmenistan is politally neutral. It's also a totalitarian dictatorship with some nice architecture.

Pakistan has the highest highway in the world on the border with China.

*politically neutral

I just recently learned that Kazakhs look more like mongols than turks. WTF Borat?

Bulgaristan has two news emissions in turkish on the national TV every single day.
Nobody watches them.

I was thinking to myself "what a waste of space, no one gonna chill in that park with no big trees giving some shade" then realised that maybe it's not hot there

> then realised that maybe it's not hot there
mate...

You can't pronounce any of their leaders'names.
Also Turkmenistan's dictators are master trolls.

Turkmenistan closed all libraries outside of the capital. Official reason - peasants don't read anyway.

>yfw all the STANS will never combine to form a megastan superstate in your lifetime.

Apples came from Kazakhstan

why sasha baron cohen choose my country for his movie?

Kazakhstan has a GOAT national anthem

youtube.com/watch?v=UamvtFPhFoU

Derweze in Turkmenistan

Persian empire?

>tfw all the actual Persians live in a country that doesn't end in -stan

I was pleasantly surprised.

Tajikistan has five oranges on average

Uzbeks have good cuisine. You should taste their plov, manti, langman, shurpa, samsa etc

All stants are muslim, that's all. Somewhere more and less Russians, but all of them were Soviet republics. Uneducated churkas live there with totalitarian authorities.

What do you think about East Turkestan?

Uzbeks and Tadjiks works as illegal immigrants in Russia.

>Muslim
Nope

And what it shows? You have no religion other than islam. Christians are very much in the minority.

They're muslims like Russians are Christians. Also, not all of them are "uneducated churkas"

But those people in Borat(movie) speak Romanian. I don't know if they are Romanians or Moldovans (I can't differentiate them)

>You have no religion other than islam.
>what is tengrism

>Also, not all of them are "uneducated churkas"
Maybe, I just said it conceptually for an American friend.
>tengrism
meme religion

Because they're actually Romanians. That movie was made in Romania.

They were Gypsies AAAHH that's why I didn't understand what they were saying.

Tengriism is still actively practiced in some Turkic states

Best potassium in the world

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Recently I've heard whispers and rumors that Uzbekistanis may, in fact, be very nosy people with bone in their brain

Cant' confirm or deny any of it though, of course

I can even speak Mongol.

Most of Uzbeks are persians

what's it like being part of the russian minority in the stans? are they hated and discriminated against like whites in SA?

Nope

No problems here.

>i will never have a central asian gf
why even live

Nothing is stopping you my friend

lol frog poster

>China balkanised
>Myanmar and India not balkanised

booooo

...

except my autism

instagram.com/kilicesra/

...

so cute

I like all the stans. they all have their own variation on "plov" and it's very delicious.friendly people too

>langman
what's that

fucking ugly mongoloids

central asian mongoloid should exterminated and populate with caucasian people

fuck those mongoloids, they belong in siberia

your mom is ugly

Uyghur/Dungan cousine

Tajikistan is better desu

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0mxJQGOFAkY

t. t*rk
really bad and sad what those mongoloid did to anatolians, lad

pic related, :(

Rightful Turan clay

The funny thing is that turan isnt even a turkic word

Altaic people with Mongol and Tungusic bros. Feels good ;D Our basic words and grammar are similar! Need to create TURAN, yeah

go create it in siberia and not in central asia

are you aware that you're living in a new world country and all regions in your country had a native name before it was renamed?
hmm
more than half of the lyrics can understandable for a native turkish speaker
10/10 national anthem

>can
*are

yeah but turkics ruined anatolia
now it just a western puppet state and you know it

>western puppet state
not anymore after the purge

Are you Indo Aryan?

Also as a foreigner you're not allowed to go out after 10. One of my relatives works there, says it's a country unlike anything he has seen. With some places being built like Las Vegas, just as if not more beautiful, and yet be almost entirely abandoned.

Crazy country. Also cannot confirm but I think he said only 500 working permits to workers are given, and there's only like 2 Brits in the whole country.

It is impossible at the moment. Besides, you are powerless to change something as you're sitting on Sup Forums. It's like to demand white Americans, Canucks etc. to come back to Europe.

>not anymore after the purge
what purge?
do you think westerners would just sit and watch how they lose a puppet state?
of course not, everything is planned, my friend
ottomans shouldnt have joined ww1
no
hitler and stanlin were powerless too

>do you think westerners would just sit and watch how they lose a puppet state?
oh hello i didn't know i was talking to cia on a kazakh carpet knitting imageboard

I wish this Dominican would kill himself

He's a self-hating nigger

you are very naive
just like other countries as an example like iraq, syria,etc


i dont know what they offer to those leaders to be their puppets

im not black and who are you?

you seem very butthurt

>Las Vegas, just as if not more beautiful

doubt that

Are you seriously discussing it? Sor, but the discussion with you is exhausted. Don't you mind? Would you like to eat or to do something useful? In any case I'm not able to come back to Baykal ;)

You're just expressing your inner pain and anger to us.

>hitler and stanlin were powerless too
And?

>just like other countries as an example like iraq, syria,etc
do you really think turkey will be a low hanging fruit like them?
western media has started to demonize turkey with their fake news already, i really wonder where is this going

You guys seems like truly frendly and educated people.

I really enjoy to lurk these "turan" threads, now is completly ruined by some dominican retard.

>now is completly ruined by some dominican retard.
but i dont browse those threads

>western media has started to demonize turkey with their fake news already, i really wonder where is this going
so it begins

it happened with iraq and syria

it seems erdogan dont want to be their puppet anymore
whatever

Good luck, I wish you to prioritize

I'm going to sleep now
Good night user it was nice to talk with you

Good night, my Turk brother ;)

There's a manga about them

Kazakhstan has the highest tent in the world
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khan_Shatyr_Entertainment_Center

>you seem very butthurt

do you even read your own posts? kill yourself nigger, you've posted your nigger picture before

that's interesting

1 % of Kazakhstan's population or slightly below 200k people are actually German. There are descendants of Germans that Catherine the Great invited to colonize Russia. There used to be as much as a million of them, but most of them left for the West after the Soviet Union collapsed.