You are woken up in the middle of the night by screams and gunfire. You look outside to see where you live in ruins, and groups of ISIS soldiers outside. What do you do?
You are woken up in the middle of the night by screams and gunfire. You look outside to see where you live in ruins...
Ryan Campbell
Easton Ortiz
TAKBIR
Liam Lopez
join them
Evan Mitchell
Go back to sleep
Daniel Flores
This 2bh
Josiah Davis
nothing unusual
Julian Long
youtube.com
wuold play this and fool their simple minds
Jonathan Myers
>You look outside to see where you live in ruins, and groups of ISIS soldiers outside.
this already happens to me every morning
nothing to see here move along
Brody Jackson
Make sure to welcome them into my country because doing otherwise would make me a racist islamaphobe
Justin Morgan
Welcome our islam overlords.
How come they haven't made an attempt at the Olympics? It's fucking Brazil.
I guess they really don't care about us.
Or united statian security is a farse... oh wait
Nolan Nelson
They didn't bomb the EURO either, don't take it personally
Parker Russell
Replace muslims with Dindu's and it's the average Tuesday.
Chase Gray
Take out my rifle and kill them all creaming "irættæ razmæ". That's what every Russian would do.
Levi Ramirez
convert to Islam
Zachary Evans
Grab my hatchet and my shotgun, lie in wait and take out as many of those fuckers as I can before I die.
Carter Clark
Wait for favelados to rob them.
John Collins
wait until they get arrested by the language police for not including french in their flag
Easton Moore
Join them
Gavin Wright
Grab my guns and friends then thank god it's finally happening!
Daniel Bell
Leave the oil reserves.
Ryder Moore
play my dankest nasheed
Charles Hughes
it seems putin has even worse handwriting than me
Aaron Turner
I testify that there is no other god but Allah, and Muhammad is God's messenger (prophet).
Jack Mitchell
>find koran
>hold in hand
>walk outside
>BISMILLAH
>AL HAMDU LI'LAH
>ALLAH HU AKBAR
>ALLAH HU AKBAR
Then go back to sleep. Bismillah.
If my knowledge of Islam doesn't do anything else for me, hopefully it can save my life.
Jordan Watson
Find an English to French dictionary because I have oviously been shanghaied to central europe.
Kayden Foster
bismallah youtube.com
Luis Garcia
>You look outside to see where you live in ruins, and groups of ISIS soldiers outside.
My daily life, but instead of sand-niggers, I have to deal with other kind of niggers.
Luke Rodriguez
youtube.com
play song related, light a cigarette, take my rifle and begin the removal
Parker Cook
Seize the opportunity to die without making my parents sad
Nathaniel Morris