How would the world be different if the frenchies hadn't cucked the english in 1066?

How would the world be different if the frenchies hadn't cucked the english in 1066?

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>Normans were French

American education.

>the frenchies cucked the english in 1066

Englishmen would be irrelevant savages

Thank god we saved you, brits

inb4 french faggot comes in and tries to defend the lie that is "normans were french"

>le anglo defense league is here

SWEDEN YES

You should have exterminated them.

Normans weren't French stupid Ameriblob

>Scots, Welsh, Irish adopt English language and culture
>"oi, they're british, m8 !"

>Normans adopt French language, culture and religion
>"N-NO THEY'RE NOT FRENCH, FUCK YOU FRENCH FAGGOTS REEEEEEEEEE"

E-VRY-TAM

So, I'm not Viking?

Yes they were.

What is being French ? Having Gaulish ancestors ?

In 1066, "British" did not exist and Normans weren't French

Again, why ?

They were Vikings retard

>Spoke french
>Bread with french
>Called themselves french
>A big part of their army was made of people from other french regions
>Weren't french

being french is being a peasant

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Enven if The normans weren't frenc, all the english King Since Hery II to Henry VII were from a pure french angevine Dinasty.

Actually, even Stephen of Blois was from champagne.

Oh, so Alsatians are not French
And Corsicans
And Occitans
Bretons...
Englishmen (anglo-saxons) are not British (Britons)...
Americans are not really Americans (not natives)...

>a country of peasants is richer than his MUH MASTERACE VIKING country

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>Englishmen (anglo-saxons) are not British (Britons)..
British has more than one meaning depending on the context. The English are British in the modern sense of the word, historically they weren't.

And Bretons aren't even native to France.

Vikings and scandis in general weren't really relevant.

>Swedes and Swisscucks defending England

You sure you wanna start a new Coalition ?

Frenchies are really easy to trigger

>MUH MASTERACE VIKING
only ameriheritage think this
no one cares about the vikings after they're 8 years old.

we were also peasants

the whole of europe were peasants

at least we weren't under Serfdom like other peasants

(fuck bretons, mate)

Yea, racial memes aside, Scandis are fucking useless

>an american posts a thread about French, Normans and Englishmen
>"Normans? French? You stupid yankee!!!"
>"huuur duuur implying"
>"n-nah french are peasants"

And we're the triggered guys here, m8 ?

why are french people so triggered all the time?

>(fuck bretons, mate)
Nah, Bretons are our cousins (I'm Cornish).

>(fuck bretons, mate)
Fuck you tho

I know, I'm half breton.

But I still hate those socialist fuckers

Part of my master plan

>But I still hate those socialist fuckers
Stupid cunt, bretons don't vote for a stupud "no border" like socialism, they just want economical equality, and it seems to pay since Brittany is the region with the lowest poverty rate. Now hate it as much as you want but it's objectivly one of the best regions in France.

>Oh, so Alsatians are not French
>And Corsicans
>And Occitans
>Bretons...
don't forget savoy and normandy and wallonia and ...

yeah with this logic nobody is French except Parisians
and all Parisians are arab anyways

conclusion : French people are a myth, they most likely never existed in the first place

Votez à droite, lopettes.

>tfw the "everybody is French!!!" leftards are right

>Il croît à la gauche et à la droite
Ah ok, bah écoute éclate toi à voter à droite puis à gauche parce que la droite s'est foutu de ta gueule, puis re à droite parce que la gauche a fait la même chose. C'est bien, fait comme 90% des français, ça a bien marché jusque là.

L'abstention mec, l'abstention.

Isn't that perfectly in the spirit of your country's revolutionary ideals?

I'm a Monarchyboofag, lad

>Normans
>French

I guess second gen Algerians are French too

I am French

>frenchies

If you're Catholic also then you're speaking my language. The First Daughter of the Church is currently acting like a profligate whore and it hurts.

Here we go again

And I'm Greek

>Here we go again

lel

How were the normans not french?

Only the Welsh and Cornish and Bretons are actual Britons. The Britons got pushed out by the Anglo-Saxons and were forced to settle elsewhere.

>tfw I'm just like them

Wleshies, Cornish, I...

It's a meme created by buttblasted anglos

Because they aren't French?

Good thread OP. England would be nothing.

You're right on the first point but I think your second is a bit of a jump. While it is probable that "refugees" fleeing west from Angles, Saxons, Jutes, et al. constitute, at least to some degree, the ancestry of the Welsh and Cornish, it is also probable that these two are overwhelmingly descended from the people who occupied present-Wales and Cornwall since prehistory. More recent genetic studies (i.e. that from Oxford University) suggest that there was widespread intermarriage between the newcomers and Britons, indicating that the mass-exodus of Britons from Anglo-Saxon occupied regions wasn't quite so massive as previously thought.

WHAT. IS. BEING. FRENCH?

Do you speak Breton, by the way?

A wodhesta konvedhes bretonek?

Being a French, obviously. Unlike the Normans.

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Being a cuck


Anyway, weren't Normans Norwegian?

I don't live in Brittany, but my mother comes from Morbihan

t. I wuz celt n shit

Cucks...?

Not all Frenchmen are Parisians, Pekka.

France doesn't get fucked by angevins
Kingdom grows in power more quickly

>Morbihan
Looks nice there. Brittany is one of the places I'd like to go to. I wouldn't mind speaking with Breton-speakers to see to what degree (if any) Cornish and Breton are mutually intelligible. Supposedly their closer to one another than either are to Welsh, which must necessarily be true because I can barely understand a word of Welsh.

Angevins were pretty based, after all...

I am French

>Americans are not really Americans (not natives)...
If you listen to the Redskins and Latinos, yes.

Normans Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Latino here. Anyone can be american if they're a citizen and try to assimilate.

>American posts about his heritage
>hundreds of Brits flock to call him retarded

>Frenchman calls Normans french
>hundreds of Brits flock to call him retarded

Are Brits the worst posters on Sup Forums?

Normans called themselves FRANCI on the Bayeux tapestry fuck off anglos

>redditball
piss off

hello rayddit

The normans didnt consider themselves french until a lifetime after the norman invasion of britain, even if they did speak norman french at the time and their culture was merely a mix. If you want to celebrate anything over us, celebrate the angevins instead of embarassing yourselves

English as a language would sound far more Scandinavian.

>moving the goalposts

they called themselves french , and the normans weren't alone in their invasion

It's not an embarrassment, tho.

This 2bh

>they called themselves french

They didnt call themselves francs and they heavily disliked the francs and considered them their main foe according to contemporay sources

>and the normans weren't alone in their invasion

Almost all of them were normans. Im trying to find the exact source I had for this but I cant seem to find it

>they called themselves french
Source?

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This

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Weren't normans germanic people?
and franks were germanic too
so,you could say they were kinda familia

and attacked the anglo-saxons , another germanic people

WTF

Assuming our boy Hardrada didn't get smashed at Stamford Bridge, Norwegian master race.

Ah, how close we were.