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cara

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I SAID YOU BUY ONE

Why do you always upload pics of this prostitute?

The first girl I ever snogged also gave me my first blowjob
The girl I lost my virginity to very quickly started sucking my cock
My first and current gf gives me blowjobs all the time

Blowjobs are fucking easy mate, I'd say most girls suck cock eagerly

>giving people who ride bikes and kick balls knighthoods

What a faggoty country we are at times

Cara was absolute dog shit in Suicide Squad. She can't act. Why she was the main villain is beyond me.

did the old woman put the metal sword on the mans shoulder

Who is that qt?

>faggoty
could you be any more of a wannabe yank

>making fun of lads because they haven't have sex yet

literately middle age woman tier, you'd all best go have a long hard look in the mirror

sophie > cara

>banning people for having sex
just how autistic is that?

I think it's cute

They're just waiting for their special someone, it's adorable

>lliterately middle age woman tier

Having a full Irish breakfast

no shit

cara is literally a man

are hayley

The K gf

>could you be any more of a wannabe yank
>could you be
Fuck off Chandler Bing.

No, Cara is metaphorically a man.

HAHHAHAH BOOBS HAHAHAHA

>the metal sword
what kind of swords do you use mate

Going to Berlin in November lads. What should I actually expect?

>being 30+ virgin
>can't stop talking about this

WILLYS HAHA

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SURELY she has nudes?

whose that

Feast your eyes on this lads

>HAHHAHAH BOOBS HAHAHAHA

>mfw in a sea of virgin NEETs
>mfw I lost my v-card at 15

>eyes up here luv

>WILLYS HAHA

swear if you keep inbetweeners posting me Im going to learn how to hack find out where you live and burn your fucking house down

I...I just came here for the pic of the girl Tbh

Leftists and not Germany.

>swear if you keep inbetweeners posting me Im going to learn how to hack find out where you live and burn your fucking house down

You.

Virgin autsts are disgusting tbqh.

twitter.com/slaggiertits

Sup ForumsicgJ1

maybe stay a while mate, i'll pour you some tea eh?

>swear if you keep inbetweeners posting me Im going to learn how to hack find out where you live and burn your fucking house down

how old is he again?

there's couple of pics of twitter with bare tits but the nips are censored

> tea
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Which one of you lads is this?

Wish all the virgin autists to be locked in the cage and gassed tbqh. They're disaster of this site.

SO CLOSE YET SO FAR. Does she have actual nudes?

I've seen them yeah

t. never had a gf
blowjobs are common one night stands and stuff but long standing relationships they are rare unless your gf is a working class pleb

>walk into bedroom
>see this

initial reaction and ensuing action?

PLEASE dump

is she a photography student

What a fine gentleman, I'd tip his fedora if you know what I mean.

I'd like to drink a tea with you Tbh.
Well, wait and see.

keep telling yourself that

stupid bitch where's barb

saw a cute girl at the checkout at wal mart. she talked to me a little and i think she might be the same girl as the one who's in my year at university who says she has severe social anxiety

you can sort of see her nipples here

heart attack

>tfw most patrician taste in brit
Fav movie: Interstellar
Music: Suftjan Stevens
Food: Bacon
Clothes: Ed hardy
Deaodrant: Lynx Excite
Art: Surrealism
Literature: Harry potter

pretty sure she posts them on her private but you'll need to be a commie girl to see them.

>t. never had a gf
I literally just said I had a gf, and blowjobs are not rare.
Not sure what class has to do with it. We're both on a lower middle class to working class level.

If you can't get regular blowies from your gf then you have a shit gf tbqh

Which of you lads is this?

IM A PREFECT!!!!

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even with so much of it covered you can tell her face is deformed
hahaha

I've seen all her Twitter and even Insta pics I think. I need something lewd. She literally has a perfect body.

naw

anime posters v tinderlads

"what the FUCK"
*roundhouse kick to the face*
*follow through with two hard elbow smashes*
*grab by hair*
*drag downstairs and out the house*
*leave bloody mess on the pavement*
"COME BACK AND I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU"
*mutter to self "robbin bastards"*
*slam door*

someone make a communist lesbian muslim account and add her

>ywn live in a cosy midwestern american town
>ywn romance a tsundere high school qt
>ywn sneak in through her window at night
kills me everyday

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janny v britlads clearly

i was born in Carlisle but i was made in the royal navy

good body
horrible face
worse personality
genuine 4/10

can't wait til she goes old and loses her mind trying to keep hold of her youth

classy

sounds like shit
midwest ought to be systematically flooded to kill those freaks and distance the decent folk from the californians

I like the English culture Tbh, friends.

Watching interstellar for the 18th time, gonna marathon it this time.

unironically the best movie ever made, nolans a genius the visuals are incredible

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4/10 for a relationship, probably 10/10 for a one night shag

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post rare tims

movie: return of the king
music: outkast
food: bread
clothes: who cares
deodorant: do not use
art: red dead redemption
literature: dog in the night time/conn iggulden

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Midwest is comfy

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have to admit the lyrics are quite catchy

youre a virgin

Gayyyyyy matelow

Vintage 2013

This was unironically me in the video, everytime it gets posted on brit i get a red face in real life and get flashbacks because that video ruined my life.

why's he so sweaty?

sending in my masturbation approval form to the EU

incorrect assumption

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2nd season is GOAT

midwest is very comfy and has by far the nicest people. good lad

dont even know what a prefect is lmao

Do normal (non-student) city flats come with bedroom doors?

Looking at it, it's far cheaper to get a 2-3 bedroom flat and split rent (even if not a proportional split, with me paying the majority, it'd be cheaper than a 1 bedroom if they pay slightly over breakeven)

But I'm paranoid as fuck so if the bedroom doors don't lock then that's not a choice when calculating how I can afford to live away from home.

fuck off virgin