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me on the boat edition

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cara

>Folk metal

conlan was fucking robbed
fucking ruskies

don't think I will pal
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greatest post in /brit/'s history bar none

Trying to quite facebook lads. (AGAIN...)

>Talk to her

I talk to her everyday

She's my girlfriend

yeah also.

>constantly would snap chat a guy while I was with her
>gets really drunk and flirty
>on anti-depressants and anti-anxiety pills
>Gets very drunk on weekends

Honestly probably dodged a bullet of long-term suffering to my mental health had she stuck with me. But she was really fit

I would've been to pathetic to stop talking to her on my own accord

ty

love this album cover but The Oath is better.

UKIP sunt omnes spumati

The BEST post this catalogue of threads has ever seen.

sophie is best girl

levit was robbed more

but leddit isnt talking about that because he is khazakh and not a le cool ebin beer drinking irishman

yarr harr me mateys yo ho

anyone here like memes?

REMOVE YANK remove yank
you are worst american. you are the american idiot you are the american smell. return to /cum/. to our mexican cousins you may come our genral. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,yank we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole american stink mexican sqhipere shqipare..9/11 best day of my life. take a bath of dead american..ahahahahahYANK WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget 1776.yank we kill the president, israel return to your precious america….hahahahaha idiot yank and beaner smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE YANK FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. brit+australia+ireland=kill yank…you will 1776/ farage alive in grimsby, farage making album of grimsby. fast rap farage grimsby. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of brexit… you are ppoor stink yank… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
farage alive numbr one #1 in grimsby….fuck the mexican,..FUCKk ashol yanks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. farag aliv and real strong wizard kill all the mexican farm aminal with rap magic now we the britsih rule .ape of the zoo presidant HUSSAIN obama fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and israel wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. englan greattst countrey

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I'm an atheist

doin a yank

best bm right here

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any choons

>metal

SHITE

thailand tier post

Do we have any JFs in the thread tonight? If so, please give me a (You). Pakis I mean, I'm looking at you. Where are you? I'm sorry but some fucking Paki...Arab stole my dubs, you know? Surely got to be said, yeah this is what all the fucking foreigners and Pakis ITT are like, just disgusting, that's just the truth, yeah. So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the thread, leave our board. You fucking (indecipherable). I don't want you here, in the thread or in the board. Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Nigel Farage. Nigel’s our man. I think Nige’s right, I think we should send them all back. Stop /brit/ from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the Pakis out. Get the coons out. Keep /brit/ white. I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fucking Pakis, man. Fucking Saudis taking over Sup Forums. Bastard Pakis. /brit/ is becoming overcrowded and Farage will stop it and send them all back. The black pakis and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans and fucking (indecipherable) don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is /brit/, this is a white thread, we don't want any black Pakis and JFs posting here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. /brit/ is for white people, man. We are a white thread. I don't want fucking JFs shitposting next to me with their standards. This is /brit/, a white thread, what is happening to us, for fuck's sake? We need to vote for Nigel Farage, he's a great man, speaking truth. Vote for Nigel, he's our man, he's on our side, he'll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for Nigel, support him, he's on our side. Nigel for Prime Minister! Throw the JFs out! Keep /brit/ white!

yeah you start though

fuck off rackham you runt

Brit Thread Finale Tory Member Nova Scotia visits the park and fucking stabs Cornwall in the jugular freddos go flying everywhere as he picks up Cornwall’s twink body and throws it through a glass window But it’s not over yet he wrestles Essex to the ground and curb stomps him his head explodes like gallagher smashing a watermelon pops says “bad show” and then Cornwall wakes up Nova Scotia tory member someone Cornwall loves and admires now fucking terrifies him he lies awake at night hoping that Nova Scotia won't crawl through the window and snap his tiny little aristocrat neck smdh wtf Nova Scotia please fuck a hole right through my throat please tear out my jugular with your cock please Nova Scotia this is what I go to bed and happily dream about every single night only to wake up every morning and cry hysterically because it never actually happened I fucking dream about Nova Scotia punching me in the goddamn face until I’m unable to even see properly I want Nova Scotia to cave my fucking skull in with his big sexy fists mmmmrrryyeeeeeessssssss

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>anyone here like memes?

weheyy

So where we sailing too then

I think the girl I like might be half black. She's slightly tanned, the colour of caramel, and has really curly hair. Not what I've traditionally been into at all.

dude.....

the blackgf posting has gotten to you

slowly feel more and more like this
am i an egelord? am I a tin hatter? am I going crazy? has the internet made me racist?

the self doubt is too much to handle
wish I was a mindless normie pleb like everyone else

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alright, its bedtime all you manbabies
you can stop spamming desperate shit for replies now.

Just tell her that you want her to have her light brown babies.

Fiji!

she wants a man from the Flat Spracklen House Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before on the 16th of August 2016 where you can see Sainsbury's Marlow car park from my kitchen and the Police Officer accused me of making an appointment for Dentalign Marlow Dentist which I did not

The big breakthrough came with Christianity. This faith began as an esoteric Jewish sect that sought to convince Jews that Jesus of Nazareth was their long-awaited messiah. However, one of the sect’s first leaders, Paul of Tarsus, reasoned that if the supreme power of the universe has interests and biases, and if He had bothered to incarnate Himself in the flesh and to die on the cross for the salvation of humankind, then this is something everyone should hear about, not just Jews.

It was thus necessary to spread the good word – the gospel – about Jesus throughout the world. Paul’s arguments fell on fertile ground. Christians began organising widespread missionary activities aimed at all humans. In one of history’s strangest twists, this esoteric Jewish sect took over the mighty Roman Empire.

>thailad paid 60 usd for this

rrrRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

having a little think over this post

£40 well spent

fuck off

genuinely top tier post

I think I'm coming out my shell lads

>black people never had civilisation meme

funny to think if I was a yank who owned a gun I would be dead years ago

i posted it yesterday

on't get me wrong, I'm no prude. I tell as many offensive jokes as the next guy, I'm not arguing that we can't make fun of them (I'm fat too), I'm arguing that the way that movies and popular culture says that making fun of fat people is hilarious and ok. It's not "Ok" to make fun of anybody but we all still do it, but why is it now ok to make fun of fat people?
Sure, if you meet one of those Healthy At Every Size morons you're not actually making fun of their weight, you're laughing at their willful ignorance, which is fine. But just some random overweight person who probably knows that they're unhealthy and fat and can't muster the will to do anything about it is likely to be in a bad place about it, like the depressed. And the very idea of making fun of someone who's depressed is sickening!

here's your (You)

good bantu

there was a young man from nantucket

no one denies they had civilisations they were just shit, really shit

nice argument

What's his story with the dentist?

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you lads should try some cat food

genuinely doesn't taste bad

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emma and hazel can fucking rope themselves

Fuck planets

ever since I moved into my parents poolhouse (they dont know I'm here) I've started eating their cat food

Decent nutrition in it as well

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che parla

west-african pyramid spaceship builders

funny tasting cookies, you can eat them with beer

im not sure about how safe it is though since the sanitary standards for cat's food are much lower

>walking past childrens playground
>full of happy beautiful anglo children
>van full of pakis show up
>ohfuck.jpeg
>theyre running toward the shocked children
>I'm scared frozen, fumbling my phone to call the police
>catch something at the corner of my eye
>Farage and his UKIP henchmen lads hopping out of an Audi, running full speed to intercept
>Farage dives infront of a child just as a paki unloads his AK47
>shoot out ensues
>amid the chaos I run to Farage bloodied on the ground
>"Mr-Mr Farage! It didnt have to be like this!"
>he coughs blood "we had a good run though lad"
>sure we did Mr Farage, sure we did
>*I help a schooner of beer to his mouth*
>"ahhh yes lad, tastes like home"
>"don't you die on me Mr Farage! We need you! England needs you!"
>"j-just so long as England r-remains England lad, we'll make it through"
>*tears welling in my eyes*
>"and please - call me Nigel" his last words
>I stand tall and hard, fighting back tears, I salute him
>the sky shows the faces of the great men of this race, I nod at them with my proud anglo-saxon jaw and steel blue eyed stare
>I know then that my purpose in life, the words print on my mind and the minds of the world:
>"Will you fight for what is yours? Or will you perish like a dog?"

>make a cup of tea
>can't drink it till half an hour later because its so hot

who invented this shit

I swear, some people's mouths are just completely lined in scar tissue.

NOT EVEN FIT FOR A HORSE

Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"

yanks btfo by their own magazine

very good image

she's a lesbian
with manfeet

the American genome is extremely strong thanks to all the GMOs and chemicals they are constantly coated in.

>comrade corbyn comes to power in 2020 in a land slide of 20 something leftist university hipsters and minority voters
>northern ireland given back to the RoI on day one
>falklands agreement drawn up with argentina where they get them monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday and we get them friday, saturday and sunday
>all caps on migrants from Syria abandonned, a policy of anyone and everyone who comes is given asylum
>i used to live in a nice house i worked every day for
>house seized under people's occupation initiative
>all homes are nationalised under comrade corbyn
>moved to a flat share with 3 Syrian families
>i don't have anywhere to live
>flatmate, comrade Mohammed is spreading anti-revolutionary religious propaganda
>report him to commisar ishmail
>forget the hate crimes law of 2022
>"It is forbidden to lie about our Pakistani brethren"
>beg for forgiveness
>sent to labour camp in the north
>it's so cold
>mining from the reopened coal mines even though there isn't any coal there
>thank corbyn every day for reopening our mines and our spirit of agrarian egalitarianism
>develope lung cancer from the mines
>told to keep working anyway
>i-i cant keep going
>get a picture of the reactionary witch devil spawn, thatcher
>hold it up to the guards
>get shot
>i'm bleeding into the snow now
>everything starts fading to black
>comrade Abdul kicks me in the head
>i wish i voted ukip

Tea is another one of those brilliant Chinese """""""innovations""""""" lad

desu i prefer GMO's

people are going to look back in history and wonder why they werent more commonly used for so long

cannot wait for rogue one

chinese invented a lot of useful shit lad

>i prefer GMO's

>actually replying to the post you're fedora-posting

Awful newfag meme

this desu

my only reason to watch the movie (I don't have high hopes for the film)

typical cancuck

People disliking GMOs because they are scared of the name reminds me of the MRI scanner. It's an NMR machine but because NMR stands for Nuclear Magnetic Resonance nobody would fucking get in the thing because muh chernobyl, even though it has nothing to do with radioactive metals, so they named it the MRI and it has saved millions of lives.

>fedora posting in the first place

awful newfag meme

hahahah it has a girl in it amirite guise
hol up lemme fawn

>movie
>film
Well which one is it? They're not synonyms

Why is boxing so corrupt? I know early mafia ties really fucked it up, but olympics still shouldn't be impacted by it.

this

The entire Olympics is corrupt

It should've gone to Japan this year

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Literally worse than FIFA

>It should've gone to Japan this year

could be worse