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WILLIES OF /BRIT/

WHIP EM OUT BOYS

bit gay

poo

goin asda
interested to see how busy it is at 4am

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kek nice

starting to think itll never happen for me
I'll be alone forever

VERY good post

>fuckstcotland.jpg

have xtracted enough (you)'s now to see me through till tomorrow

caranetto

only been to the UK/Ireland but many houses have fairly nice gardens

sorry I triggered you over the size of your little yards but its really beside the point.

this is a good post if I ever saw one

References and inside jokes are basically the same thing.
Only difference is 'references' come out of pop culture, and 'inside jokes' come out of communities/clubs.

>4 am
night lads

Not sure why you'd want a big garden anyway, It's a fucking pain in the arse to maintain.

why do scots call english people who voted brexit little englanders when scots who vote snp do so for the same reasons

is this the new death grips album cover?

Watched Nixon in China yesterday during the peak of my nutmeg trip
unironically my favorite American opera, possibly my favorite in English.

Wilhelm II or William II (German: Friedrich Wilhelm Viktor Albert von Preußen; English: Frederick William Victor Albert of Prussia; 27 January 1859 – 4 June 1941) was the last German Emperor (Kaiser) and King of Prussia, ruling the German Empire and the Kingdom of Prussia from 15 June 1888 to 9 November 1918. He was the eldest grandchild of the British Queen Victoria and related to many monarchs and princes of Europe.
The first well-known carrier of the name was Charlemagne's cousin William of Gellone

William is a popular given name of old Germanic origin.[1] It became very popular in the English language after the Norman conquest of England in 1066,

During the Middle Ages the word "cock" was used to describe a self-assured young man (taken after the image of a strutting self-assured rooster). As a result, this nickname was applied to a number of names, including William which is where the name Wilcox comes from.

William IV (William Henry; 21 August 1765 – 20 June 1837) was King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland and King of Hanover from 26 June 1830 until his death. The third son of George III and younger brother and successor to George IV, he was the last king and penultimate monarch of Britain's House of Hanover.

because Mel Gibson

Excellent post

some people like gardening
I know it may be hard for you to understand but other people have hobbies other than noncing children

We're all gonna make it brah

You triggered me because its wrong and your opinion is literally based of

"I saw suburban sprawl"

Haha i saw a muslim in london so the UK must have majority muslims!

Go look it up, its common for loads of UK homes to fucking share back gardens, and many ordinances dont allow them to even have a front one.

So your just flat-out fucking wrong. "I-i saw a few nice ones in the UK"

No you didnt

right am off lads wish me luck for tamarra

I have a huge lot and a substantial garden i take care of.

Nutmeg isn't a psychedelic its a deliriant you didn't "trip" you were having delirium. So different

when are... ellipses... appropriate...?

you used to call me on my _____________

>nutmeg trip

People unironically use this to get high? I thought it was a meme drug. How does it compare to acid, mushrooms, MDMA and aMT as they are the only psychedelics I've ever tried.

should we be closer to Europe in whatever sense of the world

bullshit

I had visuals though and some audio stuff.

visuals were pretty limited though, only open eyed ones I had was this green electricity around my hands that I could shoot at stuff.

you used to call me on my you used to you used to

pretty sure that's how that retarded future elevator music goes

britain is majority muslims though

I love kissing boys.
I mean, haven't really kissed any other one in five years apart from my bf.

Bit weird if normies do this for the rest of their lives.

t. Vsauce

mobile phone

If you like it fair enough, for me it's just another weekend chore.
I use them in moments of ... can't remember...
hygiene

when the.....power.....of.....the........ps4......is being........questioned.............

it doesn't compare at all to any of those

desu feels closer to a really strong weed high when you start seeing/hearing things, at least for me.

can you see the mainland with binoculars?

I hope no one actually think's we're going to hold the chinese off, you realise their meme events haven't all finish yet

There are more Muslims than there are Welsh

No, fuck them.

you can see it with just your eye if the weather's good

Its not a psychedelic ffs, it's a deliriant. Jacobs Ladder tier drug
erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=63225
Yes delirium. It's not serotonergic based and you most certainly can't have profound spiritual experiences with it.
If you want full blown hallucinations try a deliriant like dph or datura. I saw burglars that didn't exist in comical white and black thief clothes with the black beanie and all and swag bag. Was hilarious they were trying to stuff my fridge into their bag

probably not but stranger things have happened this year.

You just literally posted a picture that proves you are fucking wrong what is wrong with your brain you tubby asshole?

>View of the English coast from France

you dont even need binoculars on a clear day

makes u think

so jelly desu

Serious answer; they're supposed to be used when you are quoting something really long but you don't have the time to quote it all for example

"apples, orange, pears and melons are good sources of vitamins"
Elipses would be
"apples... sources of vitamins"

forgot pic, from wikipedia

>American reading capabilities

Hahaha....I always get a (you) with that picture ;)

That's 5 online (you)s today

and about 9 real life (you)s as well

The Shocking Effects Of British Colonialism.png

>Asshole

>ou most certainly can't have profound spiritual experiences with it.
never said I did.
this was my first time trying it just to see how I would handle it.

I've tried plenty of psychoactive stuff so I know what hallucinations are like

We really saved the world ha ha

>haha i was just pretending to be retarded

inb4 you respond to this with the same thing. nah you're just as dumb as that canadian that I btfo

>I read 3.1m as smaller than 2,706,066
>I'm totally joking guys
>jokes on you im just trolling

pretty cool, can you see ireland from wales or england??

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t. shitlord

really saved india and africa good haha

>2.7 in 2011
Whatever it is 5 years later I'm sure it's fairly close tbf

good job x

India was only united under British control

find it hard to understand how life expectancy remained the same for ~11700 years

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>yfw you realized the British literally created modern India

They even invented Hinduism

>it's a "people arguing in the facebook comments section and one autist goes onto the person in question's profile and starts posting their pictures to prove some kind of point" episode

there were no useful advances for 11700 years

>thisisfine.png

only parts of NI and scotland I belive, on a clear day, so basically never

Bigot

There's totally no way they will eventually rise up and attempt to take control

I mean, it only says in their Holy Book the Quran that that is what they as majority should do

but they totally wont

Literally one of the best videos I've ever seen, lads. Somebody needs to make a webm of 1:28 onward.

So resounding and excellently choreographed. Not even memeing, this actually and unironically made me do a very big think.

It feels so comforting when you've been having existential thoughts, and then suddenly a philosophical note enters your life which completely demystifies you and leaves you glowing.

youtube.com/watch?v=Ds_hg40utKY&index=49

one is the mayor of the capital
and his first order of business was to ban women wearing bikinis

>me reading this post

hmmm

>this is normal to do to babies in America

The concept of marriage and parenthood, even family, will not exist in the future.

So this video is false.

google images says you can see wales from ireland

pretty cool

i remember reading about some huge mast in canada i think where on a clear day you can see for 80 miles

my gf

so what you're saying is.. The world is flat?

alri thaiboy

where is her dick

alri

Up your butt and around the corner

Ah-huh, right...

*walks away and talks to somebody else*

doubt this, its too successful and the alternatives are far too unstable.

wonder if ill ever experience love

genuinely don't understand how people can honestly think that genetics aren't important

I assume that they must just have inferior genes and are compensating for their inferiority.

ah yes, thailad, my arch nemesis

Who thinks this?

What I learned from this

>Life is just as fucking shitty as you think but at least other people have shitty lives too so be happy before you fucking kill yourself by realising that the majority of people on this planet hate their life

was unironically expecting this as i expanded the image

>I assume that they must just have inferior genes and are compensating for their inferiority.

come at me bro