/brit/

semi-ironically hating yanks edition

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god DAMN i love britain

dont know one thing about the arab spring desu

cba

hahahahaha

It's like a normal spring except instead of bouncing back, when you release after pushing it in it explodes.

the itching in your eyes are blood vessels exploding

go to sleep

you must pick one and only one of OPs pic to be your sidekick for the rest of your life. as in, you are walking around and the animal you picked will be by your side. think of it as your personal Pikachu, only to fuck off when you are getting some pussy.

which of those animals do you pick? i go for goat.

dont understand the mexican posters agenda desu

rarely ever posts anything that engages a conversation

She was murdered, /brit/.

Gaz the goat? I'd consider him or bahhbra

he either has poor english or is autistic

maybe he's roleplaying bart simpson

That buffalo looking thing

big cup of chamomile and kava root tea

She was the people's princess.

the chicken

I don't know what to do.

This is a terrible feeling.

A sheep following you around would be chill as fuck.

girls are so cute

:(

llama

the mexican poster is sad

- me Timothy James Byrne singing the first song to an iTunes karaoke of a James Taylor song - the second to a Broadway Piano CD - then playing 'All You Need is Love' by the Beatles on my Piano - then singing 'Everyday' by Buddy Holly/Norman Petty while playing my Acoustic Guitar in the Flat Spracklen House Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before on the 16th of August 2016
- I show Sainsbury's Marlow car park from my kitchen
- I show my Twitter - Facebook and date
- I mention my trip to the Oval on 22 June 2016 to audition for the Voice UK (id no: 2103-7-4129) and show some pictures for it
- I see 'what the Bears are watching'
- I say that it was suggested I learn the Piano when I was doing my O-Levels at Sir William Ramsay School but I felt too exam pressured
- I explain that my Piano is out of tune but I cannot have it tuned because they want to evict me
- I show a DHL stuffed Bear which was sent to me before I filmed my videos 16 July 2016 by Royal Mail at my door
- I mention that I went to Oxford 28 June and 10 August 2016 and show pictures and videos I took on my mobile phone - in the University Park and Jamie Oliver Restaurant - I also mention that I had new Guitar strings fitted at PMT Oxford - I also bought a strap there - I show the Guitar footstool I bought from PMT Oxford and use it - I also explain that my car was serviced and MOT'd 28 June 2016 at Citygate High Wycombe and diagnosed on 10 August 2016
- I show the eviction letter given to me by Lawrence Howes of Jackson Howes at about 16:00 on the 24th of June 2106 relating to the 31st of August 2016
- I show the Fladgate website for the Solicitor for my Brother's trust fund who I have been forced into contacting for help
- I say that a Marlow Police Officer came to my flat 1 August 2016 - he thought it was ok that someone send me a threatening letter (Which I show) and that I was assaulted in my hallway on 29 July 2016 - he told me not to film outside - he could not see tha

Why do kebab places put gross pickled chillies in their kebabs?

feeling sad for the mexican poster.

honestly might run away to mexico.

feel like with my 80k in will money i'll receive I could maybe start an average life near the ocean

How good do you think my odds are if I neck myself after months of brittanyposting?

Better than bad, I reckon.

t it is obvious people time activity at me to get in my camera shots
- I mention that the Police Officer accused me of making an appointment for Dentalign Marlow Dentist which I did not
- I'm mention that I was forced to attend 'The Valley Centre' in High Wycombe 2nd August 2016 and have another appointment forced for 9th August 2016 when they want to start administering drugs to me - possibly intra-venus because one person considered me a risk for taking them - and discuss issues about the meeting which I felt intimidated me and made me question what went on
- Reference my other Tim Byrne Utube videos for all other issues
- I show a selfie over Dukes Place Marlow

thanks guys :)

i've just noticed all yanks use proper english, pronunciation, grammar, spelling, capitalisation, etc on Sup Forums, excluding /brit/

they all speak to each other like middle aged men

very interesting

Me and the bf again.

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its autism. too many kids that got vaccinated here

80k american?
Nigger, you could start a new life in all of SA and SEA.

Wish I had a pet chicken 2bh

I prefer actual pickles

>tfw this one place makes a shwarma with fries, garlic sauce, pickle spears, and some other stuff I'm not sure.
its amazing though.

the best kebab shops are owned by Levant Arabs or Greeks.

i am really trying to improve my english hehehe

Wow what is this utter wank

I've noticed this too, I think they do it to compensate for the fact that they're really unintelligent and unimaginative. Brits have a more carefree and more interesting approach to language, and always have

feeling this really strong

>unintelligent and unimaginative
i dont think that

maybe ill do SEA

i have no skills. What job would I get?

>levant arabs or greeks
100% true.

You can always trust the Norweigans to speak the truth 2bqh

Reading about Dionysian mystery cults and Hellenic ideas of reincarnation.

Americans on average arent really that much dumber than most europeans. Especially the white ones you're probably talking to on here.

Serious question: do you think Tim's musical skills demonstrate any sign of improvement? His piano rendition of All You Need is Love last night I think demonstrated real progress

Drink-slinger/fixer.
Piece of cake.

illegally teaching English

serious post: I think norway is better than denmark

>dumber

I love the Norwegian!

found thai-nonce

Accumulating wealth lads

who doesn't love the norwegian?

Maybe i will just move to SEA.

Hate chinky gilrs though desu. Also dont want to just take my will money and fuck off from the rest of my family

hes a good guy desu

>liking oilniggers

You'll never have a real job or visa without a degree.

Icelandic people are the ones who hate the norwegian

dumber is a word

Irishman hates the Norwegian

Another reason to love our friend :)

i have a college degree in "communications" lmao

but yes, hmm a long term visa might be difficult

cheeky cushty cuppa rosy lee and biccies

>Ire'''''land'''''

heh watch out
youtube.com/watch?v=M2VBmHOYpV8

Needs to be bachelor's or above.

its bachelors mate, FUCK OFF!!

norway >>>> ireland

Prefer Campbell's desu

Okay nice, in that case I encourage it. Bangkok is the best choice if you're alright with big city life

Peddler/toilet cleaner/janny

>Now take the Soviet Union. We know a lot about Stalin now. We know him as a dictator and a tyrant. But still I don’t think that in the spring of 1945 Stalin would have used a nuclear bomb against Germany, if he had had one. He could have done it in 1941 or 1942 when it was a matter of life or death. But I really doubt that he would have done it in 1945 when the enemy had almost given up and had absolutely no chance to reverse the trend. I don’t think he would. Now look at the US. They dropped the bomb on Japan, a country that was a non-nuclear state and was very close to defeat.

Height really matters to many shitty sports in Olympic events.
Yes, tall in population per capita have easily advantages over gaining medals.
As far as we know volleyball needs to have certain height for winning. The tall you are, the more you get ranges to attack a ball can be more expanded as well as attack a ball above opponent's block to avoid. So do the basketball you would be able to monopoly a ball of rebound. The closer to the basket, you will be more likely to have more points.
In swimming, if you were tall guy, consequently you would have both long arms and legs, imagine if they had same muscle power, the tall person would have more likely to go onward because area of both hands and distance of arms to crawl per stoke enable to obtain more propulsive force. This basic physics applies to crappy rowing and canoe events in which bad Brit guys owned gold medals so far.
You Ameri shart in the marts, especially whito pigs basically can not have medals except for swimming.
In track events you almost disappeared, instead glorious stronk African blacks are raping every single event there.
WE Japanese are doing actually very well overall 2bh. We dominate in every different sports. Our Judokas raped weak whito pigs, hues, sandnigs, snowmonkies, kimchiroaches, yellowteeth hit and runs and etc, to dominate medals within 3rd place. We also dominated in many swimming events. Hopefully our stronk samurais and nadeshikos will gain more medals from badminton and wrestling events. We are the best Asian. Despite average of height is lower than Caucasoid, chinks can overcome by their population scale merit.
South Koreans sneakily obtained several gold medals from where no physics work I explained above which are muh Archery and muh Shooting. We Japanese are the only one Asian having TRUE souls and fight with you Caucasoid one by one to compete. I am Japanese and proud of it. P.S. rate my essay lads

really like 5am-6.30am

my busy city is completely empty and still
I imagine this is what living in a small town is like

prefer big city life desu, especially if im in 3rd world countries

how much to buy an average place?

like fish in a barrel boys

>ywn live in a small Japanese mountain village and be qt

does anyone have this random thing where your chest starts hurting if you breathe deeply, forcing you to take small breaths till its over

10/10

Didn't read a word of it

I live in a very busy city but in a neighborhood that gets very quiet.

Is there nowhere in london like that? I dont get why people complain about the noise and business, its completely silent outside where I am right now and I live in Chicago

you mean cancer?

mild angina maybe, see a doctor.

yeah loads of places like that

I just happen to live in a tourist area which is noisy as shit

thaiapartment.com/

best pop album ever made? (if you don't include Pet Sounds)

correcting myself, its en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precordial_catch_syndrome not angina.

I can't have angina though

im relatively healthy and don't smoke/drink/eat shit

Is there something wrong with me if I immediately assume most girls are lying about being raped

We can't even get the best Campbell's soup flavour here. What's the fuckin' point?

>The symptoms of PCS are often described as a "bubble in the chest" sometimes associated with the feeling of a "bubble popping" or cracking sensation which usually resolves the pain. Patients often think that they are having a heart attack which can lead to panic.

Nah, nothing like it

>thaiapartment.com/
jesus christ. i might just rent a super nice place and be fine the rest of my life

see
i was wrong with angina check the link

Nah. Even me mam tells me about girls who lie about being raped and ruin people's lives 2bh.

see

cambells soup is fucking shite anyway as is all tinned soup you deprived little industrial urchin

stop posting all this its making my heart hurt and giving me trouble breathing.

i did, i would continue with post linking but its gone to far now.

>tfw massive cock
>girth is almost as girthy as a pint glass

>friends tease me all the time and call me "pint-size"
>girls expect me to be able to fuck them like a Greek God but I ALWAYS cum within 5 minutes

Never thought I'd say this but I wish I had a smaller willy

virgin

compensate with more foreplay and breaks every now and then for more.

You obviously haven't tried Campbell's golden corn soup. It is who who is fuckin deprived you utter hick.

shiplad got kidnapped