Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and Engrish. Take it easy!

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youtube.com/watch?v=mflh-m4y-GA
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news.nationalpost.com/news/world/japanese-man-who-killed-19-people-at-mental-health-facility-warned-of-stabbing-rampage-in-letter-to-parliament
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It's been real nihonjin.

Support Japanese metal. """Authentic""""" or idol.

GUNDAM

「洒落男」聴き比べ 藤山一郎と榎本健一
youtube.com/watch?v=vMBFXJl49gY

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What ever happened to this?
youtube.com/watch?v=XVJTGLL2SnI

戦前の1930年代にも、こういう歌は流行っていた

This is a pen.

Obviously they accepted the challenge...
RESPONSE TO ROBOT DUEL CHALLENGE. youtu.be/7u8mheM2Hrg

Oops. I meant to post the Japanese response one, not US.

It was supposed to happen already.

This is a pen.

I checked their web sites but no actual date has been set yet.
I'm amazed that MegaBots has already raised millions of dollars for this.

Is this a pen?

No, that is a chin.

Is your pen big?

No, it is an apple.

It isn't, sorry.

How many apples do you have?

pen

Is your pen cold?

No, it's quite warm.
Is your pen healthy?

suicide is decreasing

今年の自殺数は去年より9%少ないペースだそうだ
今年か来年にはワースト20から出られる見込み

From concentrate!!

My pen is healthy. Thank you.
My pen wants to go play outside.

mypenisbig

Wow! Your pen is so big!

youtu.be/jT0RFb7S-1E

An English sentence needs a space between two words and a verb.

My pen is from Africa.
Pens are big in Africa.
Are pens big in Manchester?

Bigger in London. Our pen is big. Lots of ink.

Thank you.

"Is" is be verb, isn't it?

Is your pen white?
Is your ink white?

Thanks, Abe

My pen is pink.

Sometimes I let my friends borrow it.

Can I be your friend?
I am in need of a pen.

Be gentle (´・ω・`)

No. You want it rough.

PENS?

こんばんは~

こんばんは

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オナラが臭すぎる
でもくっさいオナラ出たらちょっぴり嬉しいよね
他人の屁だとムカつくけど

はいはい

こちはオラのしま。ささと出ていけ糞虫ども。

>糞虫
悪の華

楽勝だった

Congratulations for your Bronze on women's table tennis!

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貴様!手を離して

日本人が茶髪金髪を始めた頃からの増加だったな

you could stop at five or six stores, or only one.

vocaroo.com/

she's bad at tennis tho

最低の時代平成

how often do you see cringeworthy westerners in japan?

次のビッグウェーブに乗りやがれ

昭和生まれってどんな感じなん
平成生まれのことをゆとりだなーとか感じる?

wtf i love tennis now

I'm worried about her cooper's ligaments.

なんか今日はオナラが臭いな
臭いオナラが出るときって肛門がちょっぴり熱くなるよね

昭和生まれは甘っちょろい
平成生まれはお話にならん

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さすがに昭和より前の世代はここにおらんやろ
…おらんよな?

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昭和生まれ平成生まれの区別の意味はあまりない
平成とは団塊が昭和の富を食い散らかした時代だった

Fire station on top right?

youtube.com/watch?v=mflh-m4y-GA

can you trust a jap?

Do you legitimately support the actions of japan during WW2?

If so, what caused you to become such a deluded weeb?

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is an american soldier, slick

youtu.be/8STtnrPcfzM?t=6

関ヶ原の合戦に参加してました

at least japs don't kill each other by guns.
we are in peace.
how about you, american?

instead the japanese kill eachother by knives

we are all at peace,
none of us are at peace

news.nationalpost.com/news/world/japanese-man-who-killed-19-people-at-mental-health-facility-warned-of-stabbing-rampage-in-letter-to-parliament

南米の皆様
Baka nihonjin が無礼な行いをして申し訳ありません
>A Japanese tourist cadged a cigarette from South Americans in public
youtu.be/XOvc6zLiKDc

Japanese claiming to have a higher moral ground.
That's fucking rich.

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ギブミーチョコレート

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how is japan different to china?

平成生まれはバカばっかりだと思ってる
実体験に基づく事実より
自分たちの子供の頃より明らかに知能のレベルが低い

はよ成仏してくれ

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anime and shit nigga

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日本の恥晒し

だが学力は昭和より上だぞオッサン

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>call sever mental disabilities people
are you a part of them?

Rei Ayanami

おっさんの方がモラルが低い
その代わりおっさんの方が精神が図太い

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FUCKING ROASTED! xD

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What's the best way for me to get into a Japanese blowjob bar during the next Olympics?

人口減少で大学は全入時代、就職も概ね売り手市場ってのもあるのかねぇ。でも人口が多くて就職難だった団塊ジュニア世代がおそらく生み出したブラック企業文化が新人シバキで再評価されてるらしいと聞いて日本終わってんな…って感じてるわ。社会保障に火が付いて社会がおかしくなりだしたら、高齢者・障害者・低所得者をスケープゴートにしたシバキ主義の政治が台頭するんじゃないかって怯えてるよ貧乏団塊ジュニアおじさんの俺は。

That exists?

LVT4だな、水陸両用車なんて簡単に破壊されるし

calm down and eat mexican food.