/balt/ + /ausnz/

Banter edition

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abc.net.au/news/2015-08-12/anime-not-a-big-leap-to-child-pornography-sa-judge-says/6691372
youtube.com/watch?v=hQB90K73pqM
couriermail.com.au/news/opinion/editorial-tormented-soldiers-need-support-to-end-suicide-epidemic/news-story/1fdcb74d6ac696d7df4dd234904161bc
youtube.com/watch?v=q74mTL3Cfew
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltic_Pride
youtube.com/watch?v=tk7isbl20rE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

abc.net.au/news/2015-08-12/anime-not-a-big-leap-to-child-pornography-sa-judge-says/6691372

Daily reminder that weebs are pedophiles.

2nd for thoughts

friendly reminder that this has evolved into /lv/ + /aus/

not sure about this

I dont understand

youtube.com/watch?v=hQB90K73pqM

Hmmmm.....

>i will never catch a qt IDF girl off guard and all alone
>i will never disarm her
>i will never rip her clothes off
>i will never fuck her for hours straight
>i will never make her submit and orgasm

>tfw no qt librarian gf

It was the final match between Australia and the kiwi faggots. They were behind on the scoreboard but if they were able to get a good hit they could've ended it in a draw. To make sure that wasn't possible the Australian team were a bit cheeky and rolled the ball on the ground

People still get pissy about it today lmao

delet urself

last ball of the match.

If the batter hit the ball for a six, NZ would have won. Instead of bowling normally and giving him a chance to win, the Australian bowler rolled the ball on the ground, ensuring they could only get 1 or 2 points at very best, and could not win.

Extremely unsportsmanlike, perfidious australian banter.

Thats pretty cool

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hmmm

>tfw no qt doctor gf

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Saved

U can start training on your local girls, so ur ready for the IDF

oh ok
brb buying extra extra small condoms lads

First for new zealands navy.

Thought police is here.

Stranger things is pretty overrated

Anime is pretty overrated

I love you Alex, you mean the world to me

can't wait for the basketball game tonight lads

>tfw gf is jealous of her ex bf new friend because she things they'll be together
>tries to deflect telling me she doesn't love him anymore just wants him to suffer despite telling a few days earlier she still loved him and weeks earlier she doesn't care about him
It's like she thinks I'm retarded. Haha. I would dump her ass if it wasn't worth it.

had a bit of a laugh

Thinking about joining the army lads. Any current/previous milfags here?

It's superior in every possible way.

Who cares what she thinks, just fug her in the pussy

lol

tfw in a one-on-one fist fight I could kill every one of you

Not me, but i think its a good idea, if i was younger i would of do it too

haha enjoy your ruined life shithead
couriermail.com.au/news/opinion/editorial-tormented-soldiers-need-support-to-end-suicide-epidemic/news-story/1fdcb74d6ac696d7df4dd234904161bc

>there will never be 200+ guests in my funeral

its like ive already failed my family

>fist fight

Lul I carry a pair of shivs with me everywhere I go, good luck.

Maybe in a fist fight, but in a leg fight i would win

The week should fear the strong

>implying I have a life to "ruin"
>implying I'm not already suicidal

say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

honestly think a pauper's funeral would be comfy
youtube.com/watch?v=q74mTL3Cfew

If you're suicidal or show any signs of serious mental illness you won't be accepted

how old are you?

you can join zemessardze up to 55 yo and its not full time

I don't actually have depression, just a lazy NEET with no life who wallows in self pity all the time

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baltic_Pride

Threadly reminder that baltic pride IS homo pride

in a 1 on 1 boipuccy banter I would smash you m8

But i dont have any baltic pride lmoa

>t. 95% of population is either homo or trans

>hand over the reasons to live and nobody gets hurt

What do?

hentai manga

You'll find it hard to be accepted if you can't demonstrate you work well in a team environment. Most of the time they'll look at employment history and involvement in sports teams and things like that
Military is for normies lad

*hand over a piece of paper with FUCK'EM scrawled across it*

Gonna improve my life lads

can't wait for the basketball game tonight lads

>sports team
>employment

Never been involved in either of these lel. Guess no military for me.

>excited to lose

Literally lmaoing at ur """countries""" """athletes""" rn

I'm improving my posture

just make up some shit about sports 2bh lad and join a shit tier team sport that is 90% binge drinking

cant wait for the basketball game tonight lads

cant wait for the basketball game tonight lads

cant wait for the basketball game tonight lads

cant wait for the basketball game tonight lads

cant wait for the basketball game tonight lads

ah yes so you can bathe in our reflected glory

ah yes so you can bathe in our reflected glory

Just off yourself already

I'll be watching the basketball game on Channel 7: Australia's Olympic Network.

And your thoughts?

ah yes so you can bathe in our reflected glory

>cant fap in my own room
>cant fap in the shower
>need to use lube but cant make any noise
what do i do?

>posts anime
>loses basketball

and yet you somehow tell other people to off themselves?

lmoa

I'm gonna avoid ads by watching the Olympics directly with my telescope. I combat the curvature of the earth with mirrors and shit

Good plan

>need to use lube

get out kike reeee

>need to use lube
You're not a cutcuck are you?

literally rooting for aussies tonight

Fuck Channel 7: Australia's Olympic Network.

>"""people""" ITT unironically excited for ape hoop

I thought Australia lost to the US in basketball? Why are we still in?

I'm mostly excited because when we're inevitably going to to beat Lithuanians at the only thing they're good at

You're the one asking for reasons to live
Off yourself

>not wanting 110% enjoyment
well aren't you a smug little cunt

ah yes so you can bathe in our reflected glory

>The entire bus is fucking chinese except for me

I hate how greasy I am lads. I have a shower a couple hours before bed every night and I feel dirty and clammy when I wake up. Have to wash my face with a soapy flannel as soon as I wake up.

I change my sheets and covers every 7 days too.

It's maddening, I tell you.

greasy wog boy haha thanks

cut down on the gyros, stavros haha

you a wog m8? Be honest.

ebinly trolt them haha

Do I look like a wog to you

>bus

haha learn to drive thanks

Yes

i bet you eat dogs with that hand you dirty chink

>that nail clubbing

Holy shit mate hope you don't have a cough

fuck harambe, he got what was a long time coming

>those stubby babbeh fingers
How fat are you?

haha fuck off, Clinton

thanks

is the defenders of riga aussie here?

thoughts?

youtube.com/watch?v=tk7isbl20rE