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teacup boob edition

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korean pop

poo

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>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

korean poop

would not mind if those bras that made tits look pointy came back into style tbqh

me on the right

just found out im gay lads

Cut out caffeine ages ago m8.

Could be sugar related though, maybe I'm having too much and crashing or w/e

BIG fan of them myself

how'd you find that out lad

Wish I had a bf who would tie me up and try out all his weird fetishes and fantasies with me.

youtube.com/watch?v=0tikMKR3rzw

only £200 left until the end of the month hehe

told you

wow! what a post!

thats piss easy

uwu

Do you go to uni?

is it defamation to call someone a racist?

Nige should go to work on some media outlets

she clearly has puffy nipples

>buzzfeed

He had sex with a bloke and enjoyed it

Business idea: import millions of foreigners as cheap labour in a short space of time but (this is my USP) DON'T force them to integrate

grats

no

i go to the school of life

What the fuck did u just say to me you little bitch?

*walks into thread, looks around*

mirth

*walks out*

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i like the cut of your jib
t. success story

none of those women actually have proper tits

It always makes me giggle when someone you went to school with turns out to be gay.
You always think they might be gay but they always said they weren't, but now they are and you just can't help but laugh at them.

>i go to the school of life

r8 my jib (on the right)

Those are good too.

a minger amongst mongs

>one shot at life
>born into a middle class family in the greatest nation in the history of mankind

I mean if I'm being picky I would've liked to have been born maybe 100 years earlier but it's not a bad roll at all lads

good band name

too stoned
nintendo

>Tfw 12 foot 8 and built like a brick shit mansion
>Tfw I also have a doctorate

With brains or brawn, I'd kick the shits out of you son.

getting progressively harder to cope with how far behind in life i am compared to everyone around me

>Three more towns in France to join burkini ban

nice

entering a right-wing writing comp lads

>gay friend finally reconnects with his dad on facebook
>his dad is a complete waster
>university of life
>apparently has several other bastards with various women

ah yes this explains everything

ah yes, let's complain about immigrants not integrating and then ban them when they do try to integrate, very impressive, this will surely lead to a cohesive society

doing nothing about it and spending your time here is definitely the right thing to do

it should really be getting easier as you get more isolated

I don't know anybody even close to my own age that isn't family

oh don't bring up the word integration here, you'll trigger all the alt-right babbas.

Business idea: waste the best years of my life talking to anonymous people on an anime imageboard

they can integrate by dumping that toxic ideology at the fuckin door.

How the fuck is that integrating, you colossal twat
If they were trying to join our culture, they'd wear a proper bikini

>they can integrate by dumping that toxic ideology at the fuckin door.

i try but its hard

triggered a paki lads lol

good point lad

i just don't like the general concept of veils

Compromise, user, compromise.

The last generation would have never gone to the beach. This one will, in a burqini. The next will go in a biniki and the next will go topless.

How is that a good point? I thought it was bait.

>hurr they should integrate by being different
literal mongs

Going to the gay shop, you lads want anything?

Ah yes, only by dressing like a prostitute on the beach are you properly conforming with western values!

potion seller...

>muslims will go to the beach in bikinis in the future

Nice dream dago

1 gay, please

it's a small step towards integration - baby steps
but if you throw that completely out of the door you're not going to accomplish anything at all

one of you pls

is that a nuke going off in the bg

you

>i try but its hard

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>burkha
>not even a part of islamic ideology, was a custom that originated in middle eastern cultures
>integrating by bringing it here

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes

don't forget your gay card

fuck em. fit in or fuck off. they've had 50+ years.

Spanish women would never have gone to the beach in a bikini back in the 60s.

see
muslim women going to the beach in whatever they wear is better than muslim women imprisoned in their homes

baby steps innit

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emirate_of_Sicily

Italians think they're white

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Andalus

Spaniard think they're white

this TOXIC IDEOLOGY

Britain was once controlled by the Romans

does that mean we're not white?

It's only taking so long because of the general xenophobia of the people in this country.
(most of whom are actually descendants of recent immigrants themselves too)

it is man

i try to place myself into social situations, I just leave feeling more alone than before

russia is so grim

Good point 2bqh but I can't see Islam moving in the same direction

Ha ha I can actually hear him say it

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getting my daily dose

ah yes, its everyone elses fault but theirs. good one mate.

why are good chairs so ridiculously expensive

What is that?

>being this delusional

teach me how

Thats what mudslimes do

always the victim.

dota farm

going to message a girl i like lads, wish me luck

Ah yes it is nobody's fault but theirs

Well, that's just it.

It never will if you ban attempts to compromise and demand full and immediate adherence to our culture.

there's been an explosion in St. Pete

*wishes you bad luck*
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Looks more like.. "We do things our way, not your way" to me.

It's like me walking into a traditional restaurant here with a bottle of tomato sauce or something.

bad luck

They always have the option to fuck off home instead

not a fan on this integration meme, wish they'd all fuck off in the first place

pretty much.

Being allowed into the country and given the same rights, protection and opportunities as everyone else isn't enough apparently.