Why do these shitty fjords even exist?

Why do these shitty fjords even exist?

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>mate moved to Norway and is marrying a Norwegian
>might be going next month to the wedding

That's if I can stay at theirs, otherwise it'll costs fucking hundreds for a hotel.

Norway is a shit

Who the fuck even are you?

OMG Faroese

>poor """""""people""""""

Hvorfor finnes disse skide klipper?

t. useless Danish islands unknown to most people

t. Norwegian-Scottish rape-baby

t. boring white island

Who /Saltsraumen/ here?

Please give me the worst facts about Norway.

Are they as brainwashed as the swedes?They dont seem so, but are their right wing parties growing?

How do you handle poor people flooding you and muslims specifically?

As said by fucking Sheep Islands

Fuck off and die

How's it going? I had whale for lunch today.

Why?

I will probably work in your country, just want to know what to expect.

There is no meme-knowledge about you guys out there in english.

Its not like you are Sweden,Finland or even Denmark for god's sake.

The only thing I know about you is that you are rich, have loads of oil and fish, manage your money smartly shipped fugees back and forth with russia.

Also Wilhelm II liked you and gifted a lot of money into his favourite holiday village/town.

>but are their right wing parties growing?

rightwingers are beaten up in public here so stay away Hanz

I am asking about bad stuff in norway, could you illuminate me about this one?

Also, define "right wing".

Some people have wierd ideas about what is right ot left.

stay away Fritz

Wir haben keine Probleme mit Flüchtlinge im Vergleich zu anderen Ländern in Europa. Es gibt ein paar Flüchtlinge, die hierher gekommen sind, aber nicht unhandlich viele.

Ich hab fast keine syrischen Flüchtlinge gesehen, obwohl ich oft in Oslo bin.

Politisch sind wir nicht so behindert wie die Schweden aber es gibt leider ein paar Schwachsinnige in der Politik hier auch. Die sind aber nur eine Minderheit.

Norway is an incredibly cucked up place, and you shouldn't believe them if they tell you otherwise.

Euro stuff is funny.

t. Abdullah ibn Stockholmi :D

Don't Faroese and Shetlander have the highest concentration of Cro-Magnon and Neanderthal genes in Europe?

You can't keep me away!

I shal lwork 40 hours a week, pay taxes and join the local community!

There is NOTHING you can do to stop me, as doctors are allways needed in Norway!

Ging mir nicht primär um Fungies, am liebsten wäre mir ein grobes Bild der politischen Stimmung aus der Sicht eines Norwegers und wie sie die zukunft sehen.

Der vergleich zu Schweden hilft.

Es scheint einfach sehr schwer zu sein den Mittelweg zu finden, zwischen Hahnreitum und Sup Forumska.

Why? Please elaborate.
Are swedish media beginning to push for mor social justice?

> am liebsten wäre mir ein grobes Bild der politischen Stimmung aus der Sicht eines Norwegers und wie sie die zukunft sehen.
Das kann ich dir leider nicht geben, da ich mich eigentlich nicht für die Politik hier interessiere. Ich kann dir aber sagen, dass ich glaube, wir haben eine gute Zukunft vor uns.

Sehr schön.

Ich werde versuchen mir zuminest für eine kurze Zeit einen kleinen Teil davon mit meinen kleinen,braunen südländer Händen abzuschneiden.

PS:

Danke für deine Meinung.

Höflichkeit ist wichtig.

wow uhofligt?

denne tråden er ikke noe særlig hǿflig den heller

oh look, it's the butthurt faroese poster

Fuck Norway. Rudest posters behind Brits

Vestlendinger are the rude ones, Osloers are the best posters on here

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trips confirm the truth

Pot (not weed because weedman hasn't legalised) calling kettle black :DD

Try again. This would make sense if a Brit called someone else rude

knaken rasen hasen mit

use airbnb

i like noway
do you like norwey

Trölljaegeren.

There are no native "Osloers" left.

>De storste gruppene av innvandrere kommer fra Polen, Litauen, Somalia, Sverige, Pakistan og Irak. Kommunen med flest innvandrere er Oslo, hvor innvandrerandelen er 33 % (per 1. januar 2016).
so two thirds of Oslo is Norwegian. it's not enough, but Norwegians are still the majority at least, for now...

OMG Kimchi

Norway>Denmark>Iceland>Finland>Sweden>Faroe Islands

The ones who aren't immigrants are from other parts of the country tho, there are no "Osloers" left.

WTF I hate the United States now

norbros are pretty chill

Look at London and despair.

Placing Denmark higher than us is an insult good sir!

But the Danes are pretty based, them reinstating Border Controls saved Sweden from getting overrun even more by fugees.

They make great music 2bh

didn't save rapemany though lmao

Norge er et vakkert land og du er bare misunnelig

No shit.

But be gratefull for passport union, as all the new swedes born with swedish papers will be free to roam around.

Applies to all new "eu-citizens" as well.

>Vestlendinger are the rude ones

Lay of the crackpipe user.

>Norway>Denmark>Iceland>Finland>Sweden>Faroe Islands

Fixed for you:
Norway > Iceland > Finland > Denmark > Sweden

Faroes & Åland are too small and irrelevant to be ranked. That doesn't make them bad or anything tho.

Really the biggest negative about Norway is the prices for most things, especially food. God help you if you want to eat seafood, your wallet may never forgive you.

>Faroes & Åland are too small and irrelevant to be ranked

we don't starve

Norway>Faroes

>Norway>Faroes

Blame the Norwegians for being rich

Right, you don't, because Norwegians living in Norway get Norwegian wages.

But those visiting don't earn Norwegian wages and thus find most things there expensive.

oh yeah dem currency.. Btw USD to NOK ain't as bad as it used to be, but probably still too high for most americans

>snow in late may
>northcucks

Tell us one of those famous german jokes you funny german

I have to steal one from the internet though, I am not a joke telling kind of person:

An african Refugee walks through Nürenberg. He approaches the first person he meets on the street, shakes hands and says: "Thank you,dear German, that you let me take shelter in your country and are giving me support,housing and medical-insurance."
The man looks surprised and says: "I am not german, I am Albanian."
The African continues and approaches another person: "Thank you, for being allowed in your beautifull country."
The man responds: "You are mistaken, I am Egyptian."
Again, he approaches a person, shakes hands and says: "Thank you for this beautifull country."
Again a similar answer: "Hmm...? But I am Romanian."
Then the African sees a nice old lady and asks: "Are you german?"
"No, I am turkisj."
Scratching his head, the African asks: "This is strange ... where are all the germans?"
The old lady takes a look at her watch: "They are robably working."

Oslo is forsaken territory, Bergen is on it's way, the further north the less darkies.

Norway in a nutshell

Liechtenstein is so fucking hard to get to.....

Why Norway,why?

Looks like a sperm

literally just described half of scotland, and if you change it to norwegian-danishXbriton, half of england too

>leaf can't handle the bantz
what a shocker

How's it going? Is that funny to fuck sheep and fishing every single day? I even can't guess who has more boring life than faroese.

yeah, being sober is kind of boring

Stop being so poor, america!!!

Booze every day, m8. I haven't live even a day without alcohol since 2005 because real life is so fucking boring in this shithole with 3k of population (if it's correct to call that damn oldfarts from USSR population). My place is dying, I'm dying too. I hope you have better life. Good luck, bro. I am going to hang myself.

Move to Moscow or something

Fjording this thread...

..with no survivors!!!

absolutely beautiful desu

From Svalbard to Moscow... Impossible, I don't speak Russian

>All this hate for the faroese
No bully thanks, at least we try to keep them isolated.

Do you have Russian ISPs there ?

But you're not on Svalbard.

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yeah yeah bunad and mountains, number 1 meme

>wake up
>vestlendinger still post on my Sup Forums
seriously, get off my board

You wish

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his mom would

Hald no kjeften din

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This is retarded

Danes are germans. Those single moms can travel to Germany instead, same shit.

Only northern germans are, though.

Be carefull how far you travel south.

>that chocolate

Literally the best chocolate I've ever had, some good shit right there

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