What's Sup Forums's personal opinion on sex technology
are their any hot anime dolls you enjoy, prices etc?
also blowjob machines whats the best
What's Sup Forums's personal opinion on sex technology
are their any hot anime dolls you enjoy, prices etc?
also blowjob machines whats the best
it's trash
we were not programmed to fuck machines. our bodies and mind need flesh. moist, juicy, stanky, flesh
/thread
Got a flashlight but i never use it, it feels that little bit off to me, plus my hand gets a cramp holding the stupid thing.
>moist, juicy, stanky, flesh
Prostitution is illegal where I live, so sex toys will have to do.
>Prostitution
>t.soyboy
enjoy your soy, soyboy
???
Prostitutes aren't made of soy.
but you are, soyboy
enjoy your maPO toFU, soyboy
Sichuan cuisine is pretty good, but I've never tried their soy dishes.
>What's Sup Forums's personal opinion on sex technology
the japanese are years ahead of everybody else, as usual in this field
>soyboy
Anyone that uses this unironically needs to be gassed
>Anyone that uses this unironically needs to be gassed
>t, soyboy
t. soygoy
Weren't there some lovense toys that were actually botnet?
What's a botnet techno-pussy going to do?
Sell my dick size to advertisers?
mapo tofu is a pork centric dish
I always want to buy one when I'm horny, but once I cum the desire fades away
make the purchase mid-fap then
Do you have one?
If you live alone and have lots of disposable income from having no family to spend it on, you may as well buy one.
I don't live alone, I'm a uni fag but I'm pretty sure I could hide it.
I'm more afraid of buyer's remorse. Isn't it also a pain in the ass to clean them out?
Get a pack of tenga eggs. They are supposedly one use but that's bullshit you can reuse them plenty if you clean them and use them right. I have perfected their use so that I can use them for hours at a time just constantly feeling great and they're super cheap too.
This post made me feel so sad that I am put off from ever buying one of these toys
Fair play but you better be having regular sex with actual women otherwise you can't really talk
I often want to buy one, then I remember I'd have to clean the thing. I am far too lazy to clean anything after I fap.
advanced masturbation seems extra pathetic
Consult the eternal onahole thread pastebin in /jp/. They've been at this for a long time and know pretty much everything there is to know about jerking off.
At some point that stops mattering.
Anyone else have one of these?
i picked this up since it was the only thing remotely interesting on black friday weekend.
it's good, I don't really feel the texture as much as i thought I would but its better than hands thats for sure.
Western sex toys seem like absolute shit. Onaholes are the best.
What model do you use?
Gichi Gichi Tight Virgin Onahole, the inner ring feels really nice if you're uncut.
You can't /thread yourself faggot
yes he can
he just did it
is soyboy the new buzzword now
Guys how do I stop fapping
Got a gf and I've already had trouble cumming bc death grip
The fact that I only see heron weekends and get horny in the meantime doesn't help
Why would you ever connect a fleshlight to wifi
Why was that even a thing that was possible
Just why
Yep
I agree I recommend anything by Tomax. queencatadulttoys.com
>tenga egg
youtube.com
Never heard of this. What the fuck is the point? This sounds like something only cut fags would benefit from.
>Why would you ever connect a fleshlight to wifi
Download vibration patterns for your favorite idols/waifus
Yeah, I wish I could replicate my ex gf's vibration patterns (wtf)
Avoid the places you go that lead you to fap.
If you watch porn in your room at night, leave the computer off and read a book in the living room or something instead. If you download a lot of porn, edit your hosts file to route them all to your local machine so they're inaccessible
Get a girlfriend nerd
this thread has been good so far
ive made myself not enjoy sex in the slightest because of death grip, i just felt nothing. i only came once (from a half hour bj) and never from penetration
i gave up on having relationships and i think ill die alone now
dont let that happen user
let's make this thread more Sup Forums-related
buttplug.io
I'd recommend the 3d tenga, I got the polygon. Theyre like $20 and ive had it for a few months now. Its not great for every time because cleanup, but for once a week or when I have a bit more time its more than worth it.
>ywn upload your cum to the cloud
Hand works fine and doesn't cost anything.
Close your hands in the car door. While they're healing you won't be able to fap and your dick will heal too. After that, you'll be able to enjoy gf sex properly and not need to fap.
Or dump her for Rosy Palms, that works too. Cheaper as well.
You'll never get the cum, dick cheese and grime out of all those folds completely, it will fill with mold, and you'll throw it away.
Who's to say my ultimate fetish isn't a free Mega account filled with 50 GB of cum?
I bought an onahole and the thing was so tight that it didn't feel very good, I'm a picky masturbator and couldn't finish.
I bought a Tenga egg years ago. It was like injecting my dick with Novocaine. It doesn't feel even remotely like putting your dick in a pussy.
Shouldn't have gone for the loli one if you don't have a micropenis. Time to RMA it and get a size or two up from whatever you have.
It wasn't a loli one and my willy isn't even big.
Like any of us would know what that feels like
My hand > Real women > Sex toys
Well, I do.
It's terrible with a condom. Fantastic without a condom. There's a wide variety of tightness. It depends mostly on her pelvic floor strength.
But seriously, there is no lube as great as the one produced by the female body. I honestly feel sorry for gay men. But if you're into anal, spit is the best lube.
This post reeks of LARPing virgin
3dpd
>there is no lube as great as the one produced by the female body
The one produced by anime girls is even better.
do you guys use lube? If so, try using slightly less. Basically just get control of yourself, don't fap all week. You'll cum buckets on the weekends.
Also going bareback helps immensely. I can't come with a condom on, it's too fucking tight.
who /tenga/ here
Get out
Me. Air-tech is too small. I tried to fit my whole penis in there and squeezed a ball of silicone out of that hole at the top. U.S. is the only good size, those nips really design them for themselves.
The human animal in general IS about making shit that makes life better.
Since the first time we got a stick and killed something that would maul us otherwise, we been on this path.
And well, we can't get real flash 24/7 and many of us can't get it at all, so a long, long time ago, we discovered we can contain this urge with our own hands, but well, as it's with the human behavior, building shit to make the lives better.
I've noticed that it depends a lot on the type of lube you use whether you feel the insides or not
god no only loser virgins would buy a sex toy
>recycle a motor from a broken game controller
>attach molex connector
>plug into old psu
>short the green pin to ground on the 24pin
Was fun but only used it once
The tenga fliphole was a mistake, the thing is too large an unwieldy
>You'll never get the cum, dick cheese and grime out of all those folds completely, it will fill with mold, and you'll throw it away.
The tenga 3d are reversible so they're extremely easy to clean
I'm uncut and they do feel different compared to doing it by hand.
you telling me you wouldnt sit down with kanade and eat mapo tofu with her
Sex toys are super disappointing and overpriced.
Being a closeted bisexual dude I was looking for realistic dildos and there are almost none, and what is there is massively overpriced.
I don't get this problem. I've fapped with the death grip all my life and it's made my sex endurance incredible. Women compliment me because I last way longer than other guys. Fucking stop being such a weak cunt m8
chastity penis cage should work for you.
i like vagene
>I honestly feel sorry for gay men
you know ass has lube too right?
If you've had a gf, then this isn't really being marketed towards you.
Usually these men are desperate for social intimacy, and the feature just has to give the user a sense of personal attachment/familiarity.
>wanting companies to sell your cum
>wanting to pay child support for virtual ad babies