Work as an job recruiter for a company

>work as an job recruiter for a company
>they're looking for an IT guy
>some people arrive
>order them all to write a bubble sort algorithm on the whiteboard
>don't even know what the fuck that means, just that it triggers Sup Forums
>watch them as they struggle to write it on the board, some even stare at the blank board for 15 minutes before I ask them to leave
>mfw

>work as a job recruiter for the government
>they're looking for an IT candidate
>some people arrive
>order them all to fill out a gender diversity and visible minority questionnaire
>there are no options for 'white' or 'heterosexual', this triggers Sup Forums
>watch them as they struggle to fill out the form, some even stare at the blank sheet for 15 minutes before I ask them to leave
>mfw

>apply work out of pity for a dying company
>job description says "IT guy" lmao
>i arrive with others waiting
>he starts sperging and tells us to write code on a whiteboard about bubble sort
>who the fuck uses bubble sort in 'insert current year', feels like im back in 1990s again
>well i have nothing to do so i just sit and waste his time for 4 hours while i play on my phone
>leave later

>work as a SRE for a shit company
>they're looking for a jr candidate
>some people arrive
>order them all to explain how they would automate infrastructure, ask them to write sample automation code
>watch as they struggle trying to be real admins, spend months looking for real talent
>post on Sup Forums 5 years later

I needed that job mister

/thread
i'll hire you

it seems like you could bullshit these people who hire. they're not programmers

real talk.
I conned my way into a network security job at a 500 employee company for my first job. Couldn't code for shit but I knew a bit about encryption, passwords and 'common sense'. Stayed there for 3 years, slowly learning wtf I was doing and googling everything I needed to know on my phone.

sounds stressful though

Sure fucking was. But I went in without certs, degree or skill and came out with tons of certs and working knowledge of backend development, network security and lying like a jew.

kek

>asks interviewee to write code for a non coding position

wtf, IT isn't programming, its technician/support

>interviewing for a tech job in 1997
>manager asks me the equation for a straight line
>I say y=mx+b
>He says "you're hired"
The good old days!

>not y=mx+c
ishygddt

>be sent bill for $400

>work as an job recruiter for a company
>they're looking for an IT guy
>take stack of resumes
>split in two
>throw one half in the trash to weed out unlucky people
>mfw

You are not the only one who does that

>not y=kx+m

>not u = ky + s

still wrong. it should be
y=kx+b

Collections.sort(yourtab);

What do i win ;)

what exactly did you say in the interview? Just straight up lied?

>not y-yo = k(x-x0)

>Don't pay it

>apply for IT techie job that has nothing to do with computer studies
>fat retard recruiter gives me algorithm that is never used because its so shit