ITT: Jokes only you get

ITT: Jokes only you get

nostalgia thread?

C:/FOREST
C:/FOREST
RUN/FOREST/RUN

>DOS
>forward slash

knock knock
whos there
yeehaw
la plata

uru... abg onq lbh znantrq gb penpx zl zvyvgnel tenqr rapelcgvba... lbh fgvyy whfg ybfg gur tnzr... xvqqb...

I legitimately, for a few seconds thought this was Polish, or Lithuanian.

Sneed?

...

>military grade encryption

>sneeds random seeds

Sneed

>uru... abg onq lbh znantrq gb penpx zl zvyvgnel tenqr rapelcgvba... lbh fgvyy whfg ybfg gur tnzr... xvqqb...
Caesar Cipher, key 13.

So ROT-13

Jryy, lrnu.

Here's mine

>knock knock

DOS has supported / as a path separator since subdirectories were first added. You just can't use it in the command line unless you change switchchar to something else (which could be done with utility that shipped with DOS).

"uru" gave it away immidiately

uru :3

Run/dos/run isn't a valid anything

whose they're

GbcxrxSnt

how you know my password?

root
alpine

my sister wanted her iPod touch jailbroken so I did it for her and then I'd ssh in and make it play noises and stuff at weird times

rm -rf /usr/$BUMBLEBEE

Here's the md5 hash of my favorite joke.
7ce168b6171504304b394ef6799e4668

No u

0/1

>open vim
>paste secret message encrypted with military grace encryption
>type "g?" twice
>NSA btfo

That was from a thread where a dude used gibberish as a comment and everyone was worried right?

>ITT: Jokes only you get

>jokes you only know where they have been stolen from
>C code
>C code run
>run code run

Caesar was stabbed 13 times or some shit

Fuk off mate I'll D dox your toaster

I don't get anything
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