How do I make a crypto currency that only gay people can use to buy gay things?

How do I make a crypto currency that only gay people can use to buy gay things?

As in, how do I ensure blockchain only clears transaction when something gay is involved without relying on a central arbitration authority that decides who and what's gay or not?

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Require that the request originates with a safari user agent.

Make a cryptocurrency as normal

Ethereum already exists

This thread is gold. I'm crying.

>crying
gay detected.

>Call it "fagcoin"
>The logo is Aji Pai
>People not into sucking cock won't use it

Easy.

Build AI app powered by blockchain. The user should jerk off to gay porn on his device with webcam connected/just make a video of himself jerking off to gay porn. AI analyzes it and confirms that the user is gay.

But what if I'm not gay, but just like dicks?

Lesbians need to be able to use it too.
Most valid answer yet.

Lesbians are out-of-scope. This only has to handle the "G" part of "LGBT", for why would they be separated were they not distinct?

>'use it to buy things'
faggots ain't got the patience for that shit. Aint no-one got enough patience fo that. No fucker actually uses crypto 'to buy things'. You are doing it wrong.

was wondering the same thing.

gay money exists gay.money/

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you need to make a asshole radius gap proof of concept. where your network would use a neural network to analyze pictures of anal gapes cross reference it to validate both the transfer and the gay ass.

Creates a coin every time OP starts a thread.

Gay people don't fall for Ponzi schemes, user.

lol, this is only 99% accurate though

user, I...

are a cute little girl thats gonna sit on my lap?

...

it can only mined using anal probes

The future looks bright for this one

They have to make a thread on Sup Forums, thus becoming OP, thus invariably being a faggot.

...

This only solves half the problem,
how do you ensure that the gay person is buying something gay?

Use neural nets to determine the fagginess value of a transaction?

You should solve the Oracle system. And by now there no way ti efficently do it

there is already a coin that do this, Chan Coin
chancoin.org

www.gay.money
You're too late

Make a system that requires an AIDS test in order to mine and buy Fagcoin.